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  1. LemonCookies

    The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

    Chuk seems like a good locker room guy. Unless a good offer comes, keep him.
  2. LemonCookies

    The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

    Pobega as a CB in a back 3 is prolly his best position. I think he’s been misused for his whole career because he’s a goal scoring threat. He’s built like a defender now. Runs like one, too. Do I think he’s a LB, though? :yikes: Also, Scalvini played some games in midfield last season. We...
  3. LemonCookies

    The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

    I only listen to @ACM14061988 and I don't even know why. He just gives off a nice vibe. Speaks with confidence. Perhaps he's just a creeper in Milan, feasting on rumors and harassing midget Milanese directors for small morsels of information.
  4. LemonCookies

    The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

    I agree. He seemed much more defensive before we got him, it's one reason why I was so happy with him coming here. But it's obvious that he's not defensive-minded. Some of the passes and link-up play he showed last season was phenomenal - better than Reijnders.
  5. LemonCookies

    The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

    I think people will be surprised by how functional Ricci will be for us. If Fofana steps up, I think we'll be okay. We still need another starter, though. It'd be our luck Modric's body falls completely apart as soon as he comes to us.
  6. LemonCookies

    The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

    Only football fans can be furious doomers on the day we sign Luka Modric.
  7. LemonCookies

    The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

    shut up finland doesn't even exist
  8. LemonCookies

    The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

    Trump celebrating a soccer match is the most normal thing that evil man has ever done in his entire life.
  9. LemonCookies

    The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

    Nobody better mistake me for someone else. Only I suck Montolivo's dick with such acumen and deft.
  10. LemonCookies

    The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

    Copium on one end, needless dooming on the other. Ricci and Modric are good buys. We're obviously going to bring in two fullbacks and at least another striker. If Jashari actually comes, then that's the sort of purchase if we still think we're a big club, we should be excited about. Surely...
  11. LemonCookies

    The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

    Bennacer's pep talk during the Supercoppa run only to want to fuck off right after right after still baffles me. He's a weird player. At his best, unplayable. But he's inconsistent, not only as a player. That he told us to fuck off twice in order to go to the national team, only to injure...
  12. LemonCookies

    The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

    You guys do this every time. We're linked with someone who isn't world class, we trash them, but then if we don't bring in him, we pretend as though we wanted them all along and we're dumb for getting cucked by another team. Stupidity at maximum, here. A player chooses another club, we're a...
  13. LemonCookies

    The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

    "my brother is famous" tax. 35mil? lol
  14. LemonCookies

    The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

    Alright, well, fuck Archibald I guess. Luckily, this is all a smokescreen I bet for another LB, Nathaniel Brown, a Bundesfodder, super rapid dude, too. HeRE wE Go! !!
  15. LemonCookies

    The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

    Y’all are going to realize quick what we had in Theo. Nobody is living up to his best years with us. If Archibald is even 2/3 the player Theo was that’ll be niiice.
  16. LemonCookies

    The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

    My wood is on fire :b:
  17. LemonCookies

    The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

    Don’t tell anyone but I am horny for Brown. ArchiBALD. Yas kang.
  18. LemonCookies

    The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

    If getting a cross blocked for a free corner is the worst thing he does, bring him in immediately.
  19. LemonCookies

    The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

    Archie Brown? :spank: Archibald Norman Brown? :beer:
  20. LemonCookies

    The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

    How bout neither
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