Alexandre Pato Thread

[Costanza]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Shiby]

So Ibra, Binho, El-Sha for the next 3 weeks?!?

Don´t know if I should be worried or enthused.

Get well soon Ducky!

 

[Congo Powers]

FOOTBALL MILAN: resentment in the buttocks, OUT 3-4 WEEKS PATO

Resentment at the left buttock probably force Pato to skip the trip and it is possible to stop a few weeks. Allegri will be without the suspended Nesta and Boateng, who is also in the long list of injured players with Abbiati, Flamini, Cassano, Yepes, Aquilani and Gattuso. In attack it is obvious the pair Robinho Ibrahimovic, while midfield Seedorf falls after the fever and will help the new arrival Merkel, already tested in the Italian Cup. He disposed of the discomfort in the groin Thiago Silva, to assess the conditions of Antonini.



http://sport.repubblica.it/news/sport/calcio-milan-risentimento-al-gluteo-pato-fuori-3-4-settimane/4100277

what the fuck

 

[AC_Wesley]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA


Srsly, fuck this kid.

 

[Costanza]

Some conspiracy is going on, they're taking our players one by one.

Can we blame the pitch wear of San Siro?

 

[Lucia]

"OUT 3-4 WEEKS PATO" and

"probably force Pato skip the trip and it is possible to stop a few weeks"

- seems a little contradictory so I'm holding out some hope that it's just speculation from repubblica

 

[fredrik9]

What?

Ibra has sub-standard games all the time.

A goal doesn't hide the fact that he doesn't always play well.

Been World Class in nearly every game??? Lol... ok then. You know that isn't true.

Stats combining all aspects of the game (key passes, through passes, goals, assists, everything) say he's top 3 in the world alongside Messi and Cristina. How is that possible?

Being named man of the match in the Gazzetta has nothing to with scoring a pk.
He was MOTM in 8 of the last 11 games.
I value the opinion of Europe's biggest and most respected sports paper above yours.

You're trying to have an argument you can't win.

 

[fredrik9]

So Ibra, Binho, El-Sha for the next 3 weeks?!?

For the league, CL and Coppa - this is ridiculous.

Cash up on Tevez. Like NOW.

 

[AC_Wesley]

PATO INJURED?!

Fuck you Ibra!

 

[Costanza]

And there goes another 10 mil of his price

 

[KujaIX]

FOOTBALL MILAN: resentment in the buttocks, OUT 3-4 WEEKS PATO

Resentment at the left buttock probably force Pato to skip the trip and it is possible to stop a few weeks. Allegri will be without the suspended Nesta and Boateng, who is also in the long list of injured players with Abbiati, Flamini, Cassano, Yepes, Aquilani and Gattuso. In attack it is obvious the pair Robinho Ibrahimovic, while midfield Seedorf falls after the fever and will help the new arrival Merkel, already tested in the Italian Cup. He disposed of the discomfort in the groin Thiago Silva, to assess the conditions of Antonini.



http://sport.repubblica.it/news/sport/calcio-milan-risentimento-al-gluteo-pato-fuori-3-4-settimane/4100277

Guess I did get to him, eh, Acmilanking

Stats combining all aspects of the game (key passes, through passes, goals, assists, everything) say he's top 3 in the world alongside Messi and Cristina. How is that possible?

Being named man of the match in the Gazzetta has nothing to with scoring a pk.
He was MOTM in 8 of the last 11 games.
I value the opinion of Europe's biggest and most respected sports paper above yours.

You're trying to have an argument you can't win.

So? Stats say Gattuso makes more passes than Pirlo... doesn't mean he plays better or is a better passer.

Gazzetta is one of the biggest pro-IBra publications I think I've ever seen. They literally give him a MOTM for absolutely fuck all. He could assist a goal and go off injured after 20 minutes, and they'd give him MOTM.

 

[kakajd]

shit, 4 weeks....... not good.

We really need a match fit pato to play arsenal, he would be a major miss.

By now, it must be our fault for patos constant injuries, we have a medical team to sort problems out and find solutions. And after last year it seems we are no closer to helping him. WTH milan lab?

 

[fredrik9]

Gazzetta is one of the biggest pro-IBra publications I think I've ever seen. They literally give him a MOTM for absolutely fuck all. He could assist a goal and go off injured after 20 minutes, and they'd give him MOTM.

He's been MOTM even more often at Goal.com.

It's not working for you, Kuja.

 

[Shiby]

So? Stats say Gattuso makes more passes than Pirlo... doesn't mean he plays better or is a better passer.

.

That is why you have criteria like key passes, through passes, assists...

 

[Congo Powers]

hmm...probly should have sold him to psg..

 

[grande_sheva7]

Had to make a post after reading the news of 3-4 weeks.
We should have sold this brat and already had tevez! His piss poor attitude and injury prone body have been hurting us in the league and with champions league progression the last couple of years. Can anyone tell me the last time he put together 5 solid games in a row? I loved pato just as much as anyone. Who can forget the hype/potential he's shown over the years? His goals against barca, madrid, napoli, fiorentina, and INTER are all great memories with this shirt but now is the time to part ways with the plastic duck.

Cash in, get Tevez who is in the prime of his career even if it may only be for a few years. With Ibra, Cassano, E92, and even Binho, Milan can do great things. Once these strikers are over the hill Milan will come back with new talent like they always do. The potential in El Shar alone is enough to warrant a pato sale, who is STILL just that, POTENTIAL

 

[Shiby]

Impossible to sell now. And 35mil... gone forever.

Even if 35mil sponsors that bunga bunga party... then at least some people are having fun. Seeing this is just torture for fans.

 

[ladro]

Well this is terrible. Probably means milan will have to field one of robinho or ibrahimovic in the champions league knockout match vs arsenal alongside el sharawwy.

Get will soon duck, come back, play 3 average games and go out injured again.

 

[fredrik9]

Possibly 4 weeks, also according to the Gazzetta:

http://www.gazzetta.it/Calcio/Squadre/Milan/19-01-2012/milan-ansia-pato-rischia-mese-stop--8161073255.shtml

 

[Lucia]

Possibly 4 weeks, also according to the Gazzetta:

http://www.gazzetta.it/Calcio/Squadre/Milan/19-01-2012/milan-ansia-pato-rischia-mese-stop--8161073255.shtml

damn, there went the last hope This is a completely new injury right? I can 't remember a buttocks muscle injury before.

The worst thing about these injuries is that we never get a long stretch of matches for the attack to gel properly and find the right chemistry. Because we have attackers with different characteristics whenever we make changes in the lineup we have to make changes in tactics as well, and it always takes some time to readjust.

 

[badboybjörn]

Petty he is injured but cant say im surprised or very worried about our performances to come. Playwise i dont think we will suffer much tbh. I prefer binho anyways and el sha could be the wildcard that we need.

Maybe this will teach berlu not to intervene in the future considering he could potentially have effed up the scudetto race and lost out on a lot of cash stopping the psg transfer.. Lets c what pato brings in cash this summer.

 

[Falkryr]

 

[Congo Powers]

he injured his ass cheek????

srssly??

goddamit pato

 

[Shiby]

Arsenal fans probably going all crazy now. Fuck.

 

[fredrik9]

damn, there went the last hope This is a completely new injury right? I can 't remember a buttocks muscle injury before.

The worst thing about these injuries is that we never get a long stretch of matches for the attack to gel properly and find the right chemistry. Because we have attackers with different characteristics whenever we make changes in the lineup we have to make changes in tactics as well, and it always takes some time to readjust.

True. And for this season, if he's really out for 4 weeks, it means he'll be back and fit for 90 min early March.

As long as Ibra and Binho stay fit this isn't a problem. But we're only half way through the season... Allegri better take damn good care of Ibra, Binho and SES. Sub them early and park the bus if we're in the lead.

BTW, is it even possible to injure ones ass? n/h

 

[Capo Ultra]

Pato out for 3-4 weeks according to acmilan.com.

A.C. Milan comunica che oggi Alexandre Pato si è sottoposto a esami strumentali e consulto medico specialistico. E' stata diagnosticata una lesione muscolare di non elevata entità al bicipite femorale della coscia sinistra. La prognosi è di tre/quattro settimane, salvo complicazioni.

 

[luke07]

PATO INJURED?!

Fuck you Ibra!

pato stupid dribble attempts, Ibra's Fault

pato shit first touches, Ibra's Fault

pato bein barb manwhore, Ibra's Fault

pato unsurprisingly injury again, Ibra's Fault

pato weak ass attitude on the field, Ibra's Fault

I told u everyone 2012 is the end of the world

 

[Polotelli]

the injuries will never stop for Pato

 

[Dutchie-Milan]

Oke enough is enough,fucking injured all of the time.Its hard to swallow the fact that his attitude is shittier then the dump i drop in the bathroom after i had a bad meal,and now this injuries on top of them?FUCK THAT.

Just sell him,enough of the discussions,worse part is when he gets injured its never for 2-3 days but he immediately misses a month and needs a week to recover in terms of match fitness.Cash in on him in the summer and buy a new attacker,someone under the age of 26.We will even have money left to spend on a fullback.And El Sharaawy should get more playing time anyway.

 

[Crashie]

Pato will always be the broken talent.