Alexandre Pato Thread

[shao]

I say let's do an experiment. Have Barbara sleep with another player. Maybe her vagina is bad luck? If it is we can send her as an undercover prostitute to JuBe and Inter.

I say we try this...





And it's free....

 

[Milanista2020]

I say we try this...





And it's free....

'the lord gives and the lord takes away' however that cauldron of STDs aka Barberas vag is not going away, she'll be back on the frozen sausage before pato is back on the pitch.

 

[Senatore_M84]

i have a stress fracture 2 different places on my ankle.

Ive been running/playing bball/football on it for 3 weeks. It's been killing me but I didn't wanna see a doctor cause I thought it was just 'sore'.


Senatore=man

pato=pussy



edit- it looks gross though . So swollen. I have a defacto kankle

 

[Mr. Milanista]

Are you a man just because you play injuried? Wow...

 

[Senatore_M84]

Are you a man just because you play injuried? Wow...

yes!

 

[NIRossoneri]

i have a stress fracture 2 different places on my ankle.

Ive been running/playing bball/football on it for 3 weeks. It's been killing me but I didn't wanna see a doctor cause I thought it was just 'sore'.


Senatore=man

pato=pussy



edit- it looks gross though . So swollen. I have a defacto kankle

It's not manly to play through something like a stress fracture or an injury, it's moronic.

 

[Sven]

Not a good idea, seria A has already developed a bad name over the last ten years. What would people say if half the league came down with a case of gonorrhoea???

I reacon that Barberas vag has seen more footballers than Galliani himself.

'the lord gives and the lord takes away' however that cauldron of STDs aka Barberas vag is not going away, she'll be back on the frozen sausage before pato is back on the pitch.

Seriously?
What's the reason to write all that shit about her?

She works for our team ffs. Show some respect.

 

[melanman]

It's not manly to play through something like a stress fracture or an injury, it's moronic.

Its manly as a young man, but will be very painful in old age.

 

[Senatore_M84]

It's not manly to play through something like a stress fracture or an injury, it's moronic.

wrong. What's manly, is to try and overcome pain and play.


real men do that. "hey it hurts. Whatever, ill tape it up"


it looks disgusting now though

 

[Ashish]

Seriously?
What's the reason to write all that shit about her?

She works for our team ffs. Show some respect.

football is so misogynistic

barbara chelsea medic and that refree in epl

i am little sad about .. i am also a culprit

 

[NIRossoneri]

Its manly as a young man, but will be very painful in old age.

It's not manly as a young man either, it's bravado. Once you have 2 or more brain cells to rub together you quickly realise that trying to keep going through the pain does more harm than good. Pain is your body telling you that something is wrong.

 

[melanman]

It's not manly as a young man either, it's bravado. Once you have 2 or more brain cells to rub together you quickly realise that trying to keep going through the pain does more harm than good. Pain is your body telling you that something is wrong.

"Every man has a right to decide his own destiny", and manliness means different things in different cultures.

 

[Armin__m]

i have a stress fracture 2 different places on my ankle.

Ive been running/playing bball/football on it for 3 weeks. It's been killing me but I didn't wanna see a doctor cause I thought it was just 'sore'.


Senatore=man

pato=pussy



edit- it looks gross though . So swollen. I have a defacto kankle

Yeah, you were surely putting your body through the stress that pro athletes do.

 

[SpartanMilan]

But he got a booboo running into boateng. Awww

Why doesn't boateng injury players in every game? Oh that's right, cause they're not soft.

'Eh don't feel like playing... I FEEL PAIN'

I just want a team of 9 boatengs, pirlo and a keeper

the same Boateng that got hurt having sex, and cant play now because of an injury to a body part he doesnt need to play the game?

played 45 of 76 potential games his first 2 seasons here... such a pinnacle of toughness and health

 

[KujaIX]

i have a stress fracture 2 different places on my ankle.

Ive been running/playing bball/football on it for 3 weeks. It's been killing me but I didn't wanna see a doctor cause I thought it was just 'sore'.


Senatore=man

pato=pussy



edit- it looks gross though . So swollen. I have a defacto kankle

What?

I'm sure Pato has done that before.. not for 3 weeks because he's actually on a team... but I'm sure that he's played through pain before.

Thing is:

Imagine this, Pato gets an injury. This'll put him out for 3 weeks at least. Then he should push on through it? Despite it being a muscle injury?

Pato gets muscle injuries... blaming him because his body and muscles are weak is so stupid.

You're just sooo not objective with Pato.

 

[SpartanMilan]

actually what's highly debateable is thathe's a better goal scorer than pazzo. He's more technically gifted. Capable of more spectacular... doesn't make him better.

you forget to point out, pazzo has had 3 seasons where hes scored more goals than pato's BEST season.

you forget to point out, pato's best season, where he scored 15... he had the worlds 2nd most technical midfield (and it's debateable if it was #1).

Pato had kaka, pirlo, beckham, seedorf. That had it's defensive shortcomings which is why we didn't win titles but it's ability to create is unquestionable.

Pazzo on the otherhand scores a hat trick with NO ONE who touches any of those 4 technically or vision wise in midfield. why? Because he is a fight and yes that is a skill. He knows how to move around the box.

Pazzo scored goals more regularly on 2 teams which were FAR less technical than anything Pato has played with.

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My biggest pet peeve in the world, is people dismissing pippo, higuain, falcao, and strikers who understand proper box movement, positioning, and reading of the game off ball as 'luck'

IMO this is the most important skill of a striker and hardest to learn. Much harder than 'decisive pass'







edit- Pato has 'the talent' to be the best forward on the team. He's not their yet. Now, the question is, what indiciation has he given you he'll ever get there? His attitude is disgusting, imo. Really little commitment, little respect for the club, little work ethic. Mostly, he seems immature as fuck. He needs to fucking earn it, and not be given a starting spot 'for politics'

you mention Pazzini's 3 seasons with more goals than Pato... he had his first one of those at 25.

Pato for his career is slightly off the pace of a goal every 2 games, and Pazzini is at 1 goal in every 3.

When Pato is healthy he is a better player.

 

[Bagheera]

I read some people blaming Berlusconi for not selling Pato in exchange for Tevez back in January. Don't you understand that Milan were willing to sell Pato only if he was willing to go? Which he wasn't. Milan were not willing to force him out, that's not the way we do things about here. If you're not happy with that then go and support one of these new superpower clubs that cares far less about how they treat their players, a la Man city, PSG, Chelsea and then you can celebrate your titles year in year out. So many glory hunting fans on this site that started supporting Milan in 2003.

Also, Pato will turn out to be as good as Tevez...

 

[Ashish]

nope he wont be

 

[Robinho7]

nope he wont be

rvp.

 

[Sven]

I read some people blaming Berlusconi for not selling Pato in exchange for Tevez back in January. Don't you understand that Milan were willing to sell Pato only if he was willing to go? Which he wasn't. Milan were not willing to force him out, that's not the way we do things about here. If you're not happy with that then go and support one of these new superpower clubs that cares far less about how they treat their players, a la Man city, PSG, Chelsea and then you can celebrate your titles year in year out. So many glory hunting fans on this site that started supporting Milan in 2003.

Also, Pato will turn out to be as good as Tevez...

Well, I'm not so sure.
Ibra at first didn't want to leave either, but when it was clear Milan wanted to sell him, he left (although he was never very happy about it).

But thing is this never happened to Pato because, according to Silvio himself, he called off the deal cause he was not convinced on it.


BTW, I want to know how do you feel about Ibra being basically kicked out? Ronaldinho kicked back to Brazil?
Kaladze forced to Genoa?
Aquilani not allowed to play so we wouldn't be obligated to pay his fee?

 

[Shiby]

wrong. What's manly, is to try and overcome pain and play.


real men do that. "hey it hurts. Whatever, ill tape it up"

+1

twisted ankles, twisted wrists, fever... never stopped me from playing when there was the slightest chance to push through. People that never played sports will never understand this though.

Pato is a pussy. More suited for soap operas then sports.

 

[ikita]

+1

twisted ankles, twisted wrists, fever... never stopped me from playing when there was the slightest chance to push through. People that never played sports will never understand this though.

Pato is a pussy. More suited for soap operas then sports.

he'll still need classes from busquets. busquets is the best at what he does. I'm not sure how good he is at football though.

 

[crazy4milan]

Pft football. I did gymnastics and ballet as a child, blood in your feet (btw never date a ballet dancer, disgusting feet), twisted ankles, thigh strains were nothing. Hell I remember a lot of girls that broke their arm in gymnastics and did their routine in one hand.

 

[Sage]

+1

twisted ankles, twisted wrists, fever... never stopped me from playing when there was the slightest chance to push through. People that never played sports will never understand this though.

Pato is a pussy. More suited for soap operas then sports.

I'll assume you were an amateur? college/school teams?

 

[Northwave]

really hoping his break-up brings back the old pato who could play 10+ games and score 15+ goals a season

 

[Milanista2020]

Pato is no pussy, he is a player who wants to extend his career. Playing while still having symptoms of a previous injury can only be bad for you.

I played rugby for London Scotish RFC (second division at the time) right up until I was 26.
Being rugby players, we would often play though the pain as not to be called fairies and other types of female hygiene products. This was one of the most stupid things anyone can do because when the adrenalin is pumping and you muscles are warm, you don't feel the full extent of the injury you have. In my case, this resulted in needing liquid syringing out from behind my kneecap - VERY unpleasant - and once the painkillers wore off, I did in fact cry like a big fairy.

 

[Ashish]

I dont blame pato he is the golden goose i dont think i can blame him for what he is doing he is following team docs

I have no right to say to pato to abuse his body

but i heard lot of atheletes around the world esp australian football(the physical one) players take painkiller injections every day when they shuttle around for games, they scrap to make their living and they pay in long run after their career
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I am not sure whats going on with pato but in vacuum i think he is very soft and it has something to do with being pampered or being very fragile or life threatening surgery in his childhood. Whatever time to deliver and stop being a punk ass, 20 goal or GTFO

 

[Congo Powers]

whatever....you guys are all pussies

i once crashed a motorcycle into a bush...WASTED. my foot was caught under the muffler..the smell of burning flesh wafted through the night air. did i give a fuck? NOPE. picked up my bike then went on my way

if this happened to senatore he'd probably start crying and make sure the tears went directly onto the burn on his foot...pussy!

 

[melanman]

Pato is no pussy, he is a player who wants to extend his career. Playing while still having symptoms of a previous injury can only be bad for you.

I played rugby for London Scotish RFC (second division at the time) right up until I was 26.
Being rugby players, we would often play though the pain as not to be called fairies and other types of female hygiene products. This was one of the most stupid things anyone can do because when the adrenalin is pumping and you muscles are warm, you don't feel the full extent of the injury you have. In my case, this resulted in needing liquid syringing out from behind my kneecap - VERY unpleasant - and once the painkillers wore off, I did in fact cry like a big fairy.

Thank you for sharing this..........people dont understand the so called manly sports actually destroy the bodies of many athletes mentally and physically.

 

[acmilanextra]

Pato future is in doubt as he splits with the daughter of Milan president Silvio Berlusconi. It is believed that he'll leave Milan for Paris Saint-Germain.