The Rumour Commode XXVI: March Fourth!

[IL Diavolo 3]

Yeah right. The only thing that satisfies leaf is being slapped with a dildo on the cheek.

 

[Omer]

Elliott didn't invest 70 million in the squad to keep playing to the strengths of one player. This is nonsense. 4-3-3 suited admittedly our best player in the past, now it's just pure stupidity or stubbornness to play this way.

Elliot hired one of the top sporting directors in Leonardo, a top CEO, top scouting personnel (Moncada).

They are going to want to hire a top coach as well.

Gattuso is not even a Atalanta, Lazio level coach. These teams play much nicer football. He is maybe a Frosinone or Chievo level coach.

 

[Burlesqoni]

what dip in form ? hes always been soft that isnt new

Are you going to be the assistant to that mogster dude?

 

[Neruda]

Yeah right. The only thing that satisfies leaf is being slapped with a dildo on the cheek.

how big should the dildo be ?

 

[IL Diavolo 3]

how big should the dildo be ?

Not the size but color matters.

It has to be Arab brown.

 

[Neruda]

Are you going to be the assistant to that mogster dude?

moggster with 2 g wanted hernanes at one point

so no

 

[Neruda]

god, please. Can we please just make top 4 and then do watever you want with rino gattuso ?

 

[Burlesqoni]

moggster with 2 g wanted hernanes at one point

so no

Don't say such silly things then.

Otherwise you might be named assistant dork.

 

[brk]

I just realized that the Udinese game is midweek. Kind of makes sense now why Gattuso rested both Paqueta and Kessie.

02-04-2019 HOME Udinese
06-04-2019 AWAY Juventus

13-04-2019 HOME Lazio

20-04-2019 AWAY Parma
24-04-2019 HOME Lazio COPPA ITALIA
28-04-2019 AWAY Torino

05-05-2019 HOME Bologna

12-05-2019 AWAY Fiorentina

19-05-2019 HOME Frosinone

26-05-2019 AWAY SPAL 2013

We're going to have a good rest before the Lazio Serie A game but that game against Torino looks very dangerous. We'll have played the semifinal midweek and they'll be rested. I'm putting that down as an expected loss.

We can win against Udinese, Bologna, Frosinone and SPAL and draw against Lazio, Parma and Fiorentina.

Roma would need 20 points from their next 10 games to beat us if we do the above.

That's a big ask.


31-03-2019 HOME Napoli
03-04-2019 HOME Fiorentina
06-04-2019 AWAY Sampdoria

13-04-2019 HOME Udinese

20-04-2019 AWAY Inter

28-04-2019 HOME Cagliari

05-05-2019 AWAY Genoa

12-05-2019 HOME Juventus

19-05-2019 AWAY Sassuolo

26-05-2019 HOME Parma

They do have a 6 home games and only 3 away. Obviously besides this week they have only a game per week. They have to get at least 20 points from this list (including today against Napoli). With 30 points to play for they can only drop 10.

Let's assume they lose to Inter, Napoli and Juve. That would mean they have to win ALL their remaining games, including away to Genoa and Sampdoria. They can do that, but the margin of error is very slim. We just need to win our easy games and we'll be alright.

 

[Burlesqoni]

lazio is probably a bigger threat right now.

 

[Neruda]

Don't say such silly things then.

Otherwise you might be named assistant dork.

once a softy always a softy

 

[Hugh Janus]

Leonardo on #Gattuso: "The future of Gattuso is not the priority. His words yesterday? They don't bother me. If you win with him on the bench one day it would be a beautiful thing. But two months are long, I don't know what will happen for everyone."

Ciao

He's gone

 

[nonsonoqui]

lazio is probably a bigger threat right now.

Yes. I expect them to beat Inter today as well.

 

[brk]

Yes. I expect them to beat Inter today as well.

I don't know, they have 6 away games and only 3 home games. Plus the coppa semi. Feels like they have a much tougher schedule than the rest.

 

[.A.K.]

Loolloll


Incoming Conte

 

[milanista_]

Atalanta winning against Parma. 3 points away from us now....

 

[Raz]

Not the size but color matters.

It has to be Arab brown.

 

[LocalHero80]

Neruda likes blunt hard men like Skrindini, Nesta is also too soft

 

[MilanBG]

Atalanta created tons of good opportunities today away at Parma. Remember our home game against Parma? I guess Atalanta have better players that ours

 

[Hitchens]

Inexcusable that we lost to Sampdoria at such a crucial time. Pathetic.

 

[Thenebra]

Inexcusable that we lost to Sampdoria at such a crucial time. Pathetic.

Its not that we lost, we looked like a serie b mid table team.

No ideas, no clue...

 

[Omer]

Atalanta created tons of good opportunities today away at Parma. Remember our home game against Parma? I guess Atalanta have better players that ours

Atalanta play much nicer football Gattuso Milan. Gattuso is not even an Atalanta level coach.

 

[Hugh Janus]

Someone please make sure Leonardo watches this at least twice a day.

 

[Liedholm]

3rd or 5th

 

[Burlesqoni]

once a softy always a softy

Ok, whatever you say, assistant dork.

I don't know, they have 6 away games and only 3 home games. Plus the coppa semi. Feels like they have a much tougher schedule than the rest.

roma gonna roma though. lazio is weaker maybe, but more stable.


Maybe you should make a comparison with both lazio and even atalanta now

 

[leaf]

Imagine Grintuso in CL...
We got eliminated from the EL group by fucking Olympiacos ffs
Grintuso out even if we finish top 4. We're gonna get seriously disgraced on the big stage otherwise

Yeah....and here I was calling Shitelegri a n00b. Gattuso makes Allegri look like a master tactician

But

Rino has definitely learned from his mistakes and has shown some growth. There's always hope

 

[Raz]

Yeah....and here I was calling Shitelegri a n00b. Gattuso makes Allegri look like a master tactician

But

Rino has definitely learned from his mistakes and has shown some growth. There's always hope

Nope. We still look like shit. Still play the same clueless brand of football that we played when he took over.
Only certain players good form has been bailing us out at times.
Suso first 2 months.
Bakayoko started beasting and made us look much better defensively. As soon as his form dropped we started leaking goals again.
Piatek scored some chances that most strikers wouldn't score, the team didn't create shit for him.
Grintuso is absolutely clueless

 

[Hugh Janus]

I don't think Leonardo is going to keep the man who called him uomo di merda in front of everyone at San Siro regardless of where we finish at the table.

 

[leaf]

you should find a way to satisfy your replies without getting banned .. surely its achievable

Well if I get banned for calling Berlusqoni a shithead (again, 4 months) surely the stuff below is unacceptable. I mean even the dude calling for Gattuso to kill himself gets a couple of weeks. Go check out his posts. Almost nothing to do with the thread/conversation or football. Almost exclusively about either a poster or some dumb irrelevant shit. Then you got the ppl with an axe to grind below.

Not that this matters. Eventually I'll get tired of it all and respond to the ppl throwing stones from their glass houses. And necro will swoop in to restore justice

Yeah right. The only thing that satisfies leaf is being slapped with a dildo on the cheek.

Not the size but color matters.

It has to be Arab brown.

 

[leaf]

Nope. We still look like shit. Still play the same clueless brand of football that we played when he took over.
Only certain players good form has been bailing us out at times.
Suso first 2 months.
Bakayoko started beasting and made us look much better defensively. As soon as his form dropped we started leaking goals again.
Piatek scored some chances that most strikers wouldn't score, the team didn't create shit for him.
Grintuso is absolutely clueless

You are not being fair.
Bakayoko beasting again is largely due to Gattuso's influence.
Yes Sudo has been shit but Gattuso tends to show his proven performers faith. We all know what he is capable of.

My biggest concern is that he still is pretty poor at making us create chances. I think he is aware of this also... which is why Suso keeps his spot.... there's always a chance that he pulls a goal out of nowhere. In reality Samu has shown much better form than him...but he isn't quite as magical as Suso.

The thing is.... nowadays with Piatek, Suso doesn't even have much to do... just beat his marker and whip in a cross. The problem is that he's badly out of form. Maybe he's waking up at night with the baby.