The Rumour Commode XXXIV: From Mandela to Mugabe

[Ronin]

so... this Christmas, what do you guys genuinely wish for?

mushrooms from @Birsaforever 's supplier

 

[Wild]

Because I'm defending Milan and I hate Barca, in particular. I also hate every club that isn't named Milan. However, you have eloquently responded and I tip my hat to you.


I have been assumed to be Indian, Arab, American, Somali, and a whole host of other things on here. It's always interesting to me.


There's a few reasons why I would want a CB in January, especially if it's a young guy. If we grab someone like Kjaer, okay, no big deal, but because I am assuming that we will be getting someone like Omeragic, I want the kid here now. I want to give him as much time to get settled in as possible. Even if he doesn't play.

Why? Because Kjaer is out until next year, and while I hope he returns to being himself, there's no guarantees. Romagnoli is almost out of contract, and there's no guarantee that he's staying. I also am confused because it's like, if Romagnoli is this horrible defender who we must get rid of, then shouldn't a CB partner for Tomori be of a top priority?

Yes, CAM is important, but, the reason I don't feel the same sense of urgency in January is because we have Adli. The kid is class. It's not just the assists, but it's how he passes in build-up that I love. If we didn't have Adli, then I'd be more panicked. But it's the combination of Adli being on his way in with Romagnoli being on his way out with Kjaer being injured that makes me feel that I want the CB now.

I'm not comfortable with Gabbia nor Kalulu in those spots. Brahim will be up-and-down, and hopefully he can be more up than down, otherwise, just shove Krunic there and let Rebic and Leao do their damage with Messias and Alexis, that if you are making this an either/or situation, and I don't think that's the case.

I wonder if we can take Luis Alberto away from Lazio. His playing time isn't great, Sarri seems pissed with him. Why don't we just pull some bullshit loan+option, hell, let's pay them 3m for the loan and have the option set at 50m, and make it an obligation if he makes 18 appearances, and then just hold him back after the 17th, and then shove him back to Lazio? We do need someone in the spot, for sure.

Am not denying that we need a starter CD , am just saying its not our number one priority for this current season.
I cant wait for our team to get their hands on Adli.
But with the emergence of a semi functional RW in Messias then a working AM should be our indisputed number one priority.
Rather if its an established one ala Kjaer or or a hidden gem like ala Kalu either to be rotated with Adli next season.
The way to establish our priority is simple same as it was last season when a RW was more important than a CD , a ST or a CM.
If you had to make a choice for Gabbia , Kalu or Roma to start as a CD or Diaz to start as an AM then what will be your choice ?!

 

[Wild]

Was just gonna post that.

Awesome from Salah!!

And considering your reaction you are agreeing with the FUCKING USELESS CRAP EXCUSE OF HUMAN BEINGS in his comments. Fucking disgusting and shows why so many just don't belong in 2021 and should have lived thousand years ago.

Oh god , i thought the picture was great & didnt read the comments section.
What a bunch of idiots.

 

[Hitchens]

I love it when there's temperature.

I totally get MilanMBs anger, but why fuck with Qaas? As usual I have trouble understanding Sams intent on these matters.

 

[Wild]

Biggest reason to why I'm so triggered by that comment section is because of something that happened a couple of hours ago.

I was at my friends house. His daughter has seen the Salah picture on Instagram and came and asked him if it's wrong for a Muslim to celebrate Christmas. Thankfully my friend has evolved along with the rest of humanity so he said no honey there's nothing wrong with it, it's a sign of respect and unity.

When I got home I read the comments under the Salah picture and understood where she had gotten the question from. She'd probably seen some morons on Instagram condemning Salah.

So you expect idiots to cease to exist ?!
Kids need to be exposed to idiots as a part of their evolvements.
Just the other day i was arguing with people who truly believe that the purpose of a movie like eternals is to turn young kids gays

 

[Hitchens]

To defend your particular brand of self-hatred and odd sense of what defines civility that boot-licks nations that need immigrants in order to function? That your self-flagellation and conspicuous display of loyalty to some nascent sense of what is a proper while being an assimilated cow-towing jester is all for naught?

What the fuck is this?

 

[leaf]

If the Eternals wanted a gay scene that badly, they had a huge opportunity with Salma Hayek and Angelina Jolie. That would have gotten by even the censors in Saudi Arabia

 

[IL Diavolo 3]

Weakkkkkk

 

[Pingu]

I hope for Christmas you all got a good whipping after what I had to read the last few pages.

 

[King George]

Meeh

 

[Wild]

so... this Christmas, what do you guys genuinely wish for?

Leaf to stumble upon a reliable article of how will a person get psychologically affected years later if he got vaccine raped.

 

[Birsaforever]

the cure to the human condition is there available to you, just waiting for you to accept it

so true

 

[Birsaforever]

I love it when there's temperature.

I totally get MilanMBs anger, but why fuck with Qaas? As usual I have trouble understanding Sams intent on these matters.

They have 360 degrees medals

 

[AC_Wesley]

ChristmasMB is my favourite @MilanMB

 

[Wild]

Committed Christians dont even celebrate Xmas the way its widely celebrated.
It almost have no religious action so in a way its just a holiday where you get a tree & have some family time.

 

[IL Diavolo 3]

Committed Christians dont even celebrate Xmas the way its widely celebrated.
It almost have no religious action so in a way its just a holiday where you get a tree & have some family time.

People complaining about muslims celebrating Xmas should go check Lebanon

 

[Ryo]

so... this Christmas, what do you guys genuinely wish for?

A Dynasty for Milan in the next 30 years that will rival the 30 years of Berlusconi.
Starting this season.


Realistically a PS5.

 

[Wild]

People complaining about muslims celebrating Xmas should go check Lebanon

ROFL , they cherish it more than Christians

 

[IL Diavolo 3]

ROFL , they cherish it more than Christians

I know right, go to the supermarket buy 6 different type of booze but insists the mortadella is halal

 

[MilanMB]

So you expect idiots to cease to exist ?!
Kids need to be exposed to idiots as a part of their evolvements.
Just the other day i was arguing with people who truly believe that the purpose of a movie like eternals is to turn young kids gays

You're right, was just my initial reaction.

I don't expect idiots to stop existing, but I sure do hope there weren't so many of them.

 

[Wild]

I know right, go to the supermarket buy 6 different type of booze but insists the mortadella is halal

 

[Birsaforever]

So you expect idiots to cease to exist ?!
Kids need to be exposed to idiots as a part of their evolvements.

This wins

 

[sheva]

Salah should've celebrated Hanukkah instead, if he wanted unity in mankind

 

[MilanMB]

Salah should've celebrated Hanukkah instead, if he wanted unity in mankind

His Twitter comment section would be an interesting read

 

[IL Diavolo 3]

Salah should've celebrated Hanukkah instead, if he wanted unity in mankind

You do not need to worry about that, Saudi Arabia and uae Will celebrate it and Israel will celebrate Ramadan in the future.

This year in Riyadh they were selling Xmas trees so here is a first.

 

[Hitchens]

 

[General]

ChristmasMB is my favourite @MilanMB

Genuinely hilarious post

 

[Kuroha]

Committed Christians dont even celebrate Xmas the way its widely celebrated.
It almost have no religious action so in a way its just a holiday where you get a tree & have some family time.

Buying big-expensive-trees and gifts for every member of your family is product of capitalism (based on your information )

 

[Master Smurf]

Kessie did that last game.

And people weren't happy
When he celebrated like crazy with the team and fans the previous match a few here called him an idiot

 

[leaf]

ROFL , they cherish it more than Christians

In Trinidad, the first ones to put up a Christmas tree are Hindus