The Rumour Commode XXXVI - Mission Accomplished Edition

[milanazkals]

I want Scamacca for that Milan starting striker. Don’t punish us next game bro. I know you’re talented but fucking chill. Don’t spoil the night. Some are pessimistic about your ability but i’m a believer. Only score for a draw or consolation loss please.

 

[R.Akbar]

We are on fire

 

[Nevermore]

So Perisic AND Di Maria? What the fuck are they trying to do?

both are much much better than Chiesa. Although very short-term solution

 

[A Wild Homosexual]

Equality of opportunity vs equality of outcome

The first should be the goal. We're not there yet but we're doing much better than 100 years ago.
The second is downright idiotic.

I still throw up with that all women fight scene in avengers.
Its so forced & not needed because there was established characters already important & loved.

 

[vB9]

Ppl watching Milan b4 2014: Are we a fecking joke to you?

 

[brk]

I am assuming they are going for 3-4-3 with Perisic and Cuadrado as WB and Di Maria - Chiesa on the wings.
Anyways I am loving the fact that they are looking short term.

Btw Pogba held discussions with Juve yesterday and will also meet PSG. He will suit PSG like a glove, perfect for their team culture of divas

Wait, Cuadrado is extending? I think he's not going to and is walking at the end of the season.

Edit: He renewed last month for another year

 

[General]

mods can we put up a gay pride flag on the forum banner

bump

 

[taura]

both are much much better than Chiesa. Although very short-term solution

 

[Longbowman]

Wait, Cuadrado is extending? I think he's not going to and is walking at the end of the season.

Edit: He renewed last month for another year

https://www.juventus.com/en/news/articles/cuadrado-renewal

 

[rossonero1]

We are on fire

I think Sassuolo has to travel for their home games as well. When they got promoted to Serie A they needed a bigger stadium so they started using Mapei Stadium.

 

[brk]

By my calculations, it should be a 6.6% chance.

Genoa winning * Salternitana losing * Cagliari not winning = 6.6%

In this scenario, Genoa and Salernitana would be equal on points and also equal on head to head (a pair of 1-1 results).

In this scenario, I believe GD will matter and hence Sal and Cagliari would get relegated.

Long story short, <1% seems like a mistake. It isn’t even goal difference either, as Genoa’s is superior by 8 at this point

Wait, I checked Genoa and Salernitana, I think it was 1-1 and a 1-0 Salernitana win.

Just checked again, yeah Genoa are out.

 

[DOB]

both are much much better than Chiesa. Although very short-term solution

much better than Chiesa? Are you insane? Have you ever watched Chiesa? Dude is a fucking monster

 

[namorov]

Fair enough, math wins.

So what explains their >99% on Genoa?

I dont know. >99% doesn't make any kind of sense when there is one game left. It's basically a 100%. (It mayby would if Genoa needed like a 20-0 victory, but they are up on goal difference)
Look at Eredivisie. Heracles is at >99% for relegation and the league is over already
Probably just a bug on the site. Bad UI display + rounding errors. These things happen in computers when your'e not careful. If your'e interested why look up floating point arithmetic.

 

[Kojak]

I want Scamacca for that Milan starting striker. Don’t punish us next game bro. I know you’re talented but fucking chill. Don’t spoil the night. Some are pessimistic about your ability but i’m a believer. Only score for a draw or consolation loss please.

If we win the Scudetto on Sunday, Ibra is 1000% retiring (perfect ending to his career). However, I don't think that SCUMacca is the guy to replace him despite the similarities...

 

[Samaldinho]

Please Allegri, please, push Chiesa out of Juve for a cut price deal.

 

[brk]

I dont know. >99% doesn't make any kind of sense when there is one game left. It's basically a 100%. (It mayby would if Genoa needed like a 20-0 victory, but they are up on goal difference)
Look at Eredivisie. Heracles is at >99% for relegation and the league is over already
Probably just a bug on the site. Bad UI display + rounding errors. These things happen in computers when your'e not careful. If your'e interested why look up floating point arithmetic.

Yeah that was my point. Since it’s technically impossible for Genoa to not be relegated, it should just show in the same way as Venezia. That’s why I thought they used goal difference as the tie breaker in the model, but apparently not.

 

[Longbowman]

Yeah that was my point. Since it’s technically impossible for Genoa to not be relegated, it should just show in the same way as Venezia. That’s why I thought they used goal difference as the tie breaker in the model, but apparently not.

That 1% is for the possibility that FIGC uncovers Calciopoli 2.0 and relegates Inter

 

[brk]

If we win the Scudetto on Sunday, Ibra is 1000% retiring (perfect ending to his career). However, I don't think that SCUMacca is the guy to replace him...

I have a good feeling about Origi and or Belotti scoring a boatload of goals and facilitating Leao and the new RW to score, and we won’t need a superstar CF like Osimhen etc. would be great to have one, but like Liverpool I don’t think we really need one.

 

[Dravidian]

Yeah that was my point. Since it’s technically impossible for Genoa to not be relegated, it should just show in the same way as Venezia. That’s why I thought they used goal difference as the tie breaker in the model, but apparently not.

Don't Genoa go through in case of a 3 way tie? In the 3 way mini table, they've got 7 points by virtue of beating Cagliari twice

So they need to win * Salernitana to lose * Cagliari to draw --> 0.35 * 0.37 * 0.25 = 0.032 .. So that's 3% chance.

 

[Cloren]

I get what they're trying to say.
The thing is the pedos ....I mean the MAP's () often get included in these mantras. This is 100% real

The people who say they’re supporting Sassuolo because this are bunch of clowns lol…

 

[MilanMB]

I still throw up with that all women fight scene in avengers.
Its so forced & not needed because there was established characters already important & loved.

Do you feel that any of the fight scenes in Avengers are realistic?

 

[Pingu]

Please Allegri, please, push Chiesa out of Juve for a cut price deal.

Legit the perfect RW player for us (despite his injury...)

 

[namorov]

Don't Genoa go through in case of a 3 way tie? In the 3 way mini table, they've got 7 points by virtue of beating Cagliari twice

So they need to win * Salernitana to lose * Cagliari to draw --> 0.35 * 0.37 * 0.25 = 0.032 .. So that's 3% chance.

It's impossible. Cagliari would have to get 2 points in their last game.

 

[fray]

Interesting read (in Italian) from Sky Italia about Pioli breaking down some personal and Milan taboos.

Pioli acchiappafantasmi: ha sfatato tantissimi tabù

Ma per finire in bellezza ora ne manca uno

sport.sky.it

 

[Kojak]

Please Allegri, please, push Chiesa out of Juve for a cut price deal.

Juve have already qualified for the CL so are forced to sign Chiesa and Transfermarkt lists the deal going through on July 1.

However, there is another strong, Italian RW with a bum knee (or two) available for cheaper in the capital...

 

[Pingu]

It's impossible. Cagliari would have to get 2 points in their last game.

Or hope that Calciopoli 2 is finally uncovered and Inter get relegated in in their place so Genoa stay up. Wishful thinking though!

 

[Dravidian]

It's impossible. Cagliari would have to get 2 points in their last game.

Aah. My bad. I thought Cagliari was on 30 points.

 

[leaf]

I tend to agree with the part where you are talking about squeezing minorities or oppressed sides in a cringe worthy way.
I see black/women/gays people asking to be represented even if its forced rather than doing the labor to actually do that themselves.
Whats stoping them from writing their own books , characters , stories or movies ?
In politics most voters are women so again whats stopping them from electing women majorities ?

Its cringe worthy not because i dont want to see them represented , its like that because they rather be forced that doing it themselves.

Vintage Wild

 

[milanazkals]

If we win the Scudetto on Sunday, Ibra is 1000% retiring (perfect ending to his career). However, I don't think that SCUMacca is the guy to replace him despite the similarities...

I want these hold-up plays, receiving the ball in the deep, quick vertical and lateral passing, aerial ability, shooting technique. Maldini ples. Secure the dude and let him ‘chill’ in our last game.

 

[jawz10]

Well, I am European and a Christian, but I don't really get it either. What is the point of these posts? I have nothing against them to be honest, but why do they (not Milan specifically, but the whole world) always need to show support to some minority groups? Why aren't there posts saying that they love and support straight people with kids and normal jobs? I feel like 20 years from now, I will be oppressed just because my whole family is white and none of us is gay.

What you just wrote is exactly what people think every time some new group or culture becomes more prevalent in a society. Oh no the Jews are moving in, if this continues one day I'll be oppressed. Oh no the Blacks are moving in, if this continues one day I'll be oppressed. Oh no the Irish are moving in, if this continues one day I'll be oppressed. Oh no the Italians are moving in, if this continues one day I'll be oppressed. Oh no the Muslims are moving in, if this continues one day I'll be oppressed.

It's the same idea behind the theory that white people are being replaced in Western society. I don't want to insult you as a person, but its as soft a mentality as can possible exist in the world. "I'm apart of the overwhelming majority, but why doesn't anyone recognize ME?!"

Seriously, guys, just ignore it if it doesn't apply to you. Not everything in the world revolves around us and our particular identities.