The Rumour Commode XLI: Ragnarok

[Cloren]

@Pingu @Susan

 

[MilanMB]

Pioli : “ #DeKetelaere stay? I don't know, we haven't gone into detail with the managers yet, we'll evaluate it at the end of the championship"

Worst thing with is that Pioli seems to think he got a place in this club at the end of the championship.

 

[voom]

Worst thing with is that Pioli seems to think he got a place in this club at the end of the championship.

Sad reality.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

What the fuck is wrong with some of you lol...

Diaz for 20mil, even 15mil, and you want Rabiot???



Even this world renowned doctor doesn't know what the fuck is wrong with some if you?

Anyways, we stomped Samp, I did my garden yesterday and I'm looking out on my work with a coffee and Lazio are choking tonight and we're NOT redeeming Diaz or sighing that Juve mercenary lol.



Happy Sunday x

 

[voom]

Allegri was better coach working with younger players. Pioli can't develop younger players. Above avarege coach . I hope Pioli will lose every preseason games and first 4 in the next season.

 

[Cloren]

I only want Rabiot if he’s okay with a 3.5m salary, otherwise NO.

The guy wants more than 7m

 

[joyrider]

Inter get shirt sponsorship offer from adult site for Champions League Final ​

The Mirror newspaper claim adult site My.Club have made an offer worth up to €100m to become Inter’s shirt sponsors until June 2029.

They have gone so far as to create an exclusive account for Inter at the site, with a message that calls them ‘probably the best football team in Europe.’

“Here at My.Club we’re all about penetrating new verticals,” said vice president Mike Ford.

“Much how Inter’s players squeeze their balls into tight spaces, into the box and then score, we’re looking to do the same.

“We want to sponsor them as they conquer Europe. We can increase their visibility along the way and help drive interactivity, engagement and ultimately boost their authentic communication with fans.

“We’d love to see Lautaro Martinez sharing his exclusive footage on My.Club after the final CL game vs Man City.”

I can see them agreeing to it and not getting paid in the end

 

[joyrider]

All this Brahim praise….you must have been sippin on the same bottle as Pioli.

Sure he had a good game, put Salad in the spot and he would have done the same.
Leao and Giroud broke the deadlock yesterday.
Brahim had Rincon, Gunter and Nuytinck on him.
Anderlecht fans still don’t understand how Nuytinck got sold to a serie A team and how he is still playing professionally football to start with.

Sure Brahim is quick, technical, well integrated in the group, friend of Pioli,…but every time he goes shoulder to shoulder he falls down like a wimp and looks at the referee.

We need more muscle in our team, I want Kamada instead of Brahim.

 

[General]

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Haha, yeah okay, lol, you're a funny guy...

Username is deniro

how did you not pick the 4-5 perfect gifs as a response

 

[R.Akbar]

@Pingu @Susan

They simply look at the match MVP thread, make a count, and post it as if its theirs

Or maybe @MilanMB works for Milan

 

[bill0621]

I think Theo needs some real competition to get motivated. Too many of those man-married-had-kids-living-comfortable-life performances this season. His body condition also seems not at its best after marriage?

 

[Pigeon]

@Pingu @Susan

where is tonali

 

[gioiuzza]

only KDB has more assists than Brahim in 2023 in top 5 leagues

I was kinda hoping he might go back to Real but if he stays I’ll be happy for him knowing how much he loves it here

just not our starting CAM next season please!!

 

[Raz]

That does not sound good.

Sounds great to me! Goodbye, Belgian Gourcuff

 

[Khurrisu]

Have we sold CDK Yet?

 

[brk]

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

I can see them agreeing to it and not getting paid in the end

So no happy ending



See what i did there lol

 

[Raz]

I'd even offer curbside pickup for anyone willing to take CDK off our hands

 

[mrki]

Pilli is a stubborn bitch!
He's fucking Diaz and Messias wifes most likely. It's the same as when Maestro GP said "I'm in love with Suso"... these coaches are not top level that's all.

Pioli will see?? He needs to see where are his bags!

Will write on JuBe later...

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Username is deniro

how did you not pick the 4-5 perfect gifs as a response

I don't pick perfect GIFs, often I post the wrong ones entirely... It's what I do, it's like a superpower.



To be honest, I thought they were memes?

 

[Cloren]

Mark my given words, Bonaventura will win 2 trophies this season. He will beat Inzaghi levels and show our dear Pioli on how to destroy Inter. He’ll also win the conference league. My GOAT will deliver and do his part in saving the sport from West Ham and Inter

 

[General]

But they ain't us

@Deep Fried Pizza & Chips

…hate us cuz they anus gif

Pilli is a stubborn bitch!

newsflash

you and half of the forum will never be happy with any coach

carlo out campaign the first year he didn’t win silverware

 

[General]

Mark my given words, Bonaventura will win 2 trophies this season. He will beat Inzaghi levels and show our dear Pioli on how to destroy Inter. He’ll also win the conference league. My GOAT will deliver and do his part in saving the sport from West Ham and Inter

oh my god I thought it was a huge troll


jack B orphans exist?????????


!!

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

@Deep Fried Pizza & Chips

…hate us cuz they anus gif

Huh? Lol

 

[Soldier_of_god]

All this Brahim praise….you must have been sippin on the same bottle as Pioli.

Sure he had a good game, put Salad in the spot and he would have done the same.
Leao and Giroud broke the deadlock yesterday.
Brahim had Rincon, Gunter and Nuytinck on him.
Anderlecht fans still don’t understand how Nuytinck got sold to a serie A team and how he is still playing professionally football to start with.

Sure Brahim is quick, technical, well integrated in the group, friend of Pioli,…but every time he goes shoulder to shoulder he falls down like a wimp and looks at the referee.

We need more muscle in our team, I want Kamada instead of Brahim.

You say muscle? Then get adama traore. Fast. Skilful and strong. Good stamina to boot. Is marketable. Can be called the bolt of serie a.

 

[General]

But they ain't us

 

[Cloren]

Is @Pigeon the biggest Pioli fanboy in this forum? I’m very familiar with your game. All these ‘jokes’ and gifs about Pioli’s masterclass and then undermining any replacement this forum brings up like De Zerbi.

 

[General]

Huh? Lol

Weve got work to do

 

[Cloren]

oh my god I thought it was a huge troll


jack B orphans exist?????????


!!

And a proud one mfer !! Jack

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Pilli is a stubborn bitch!
He's fucking Diaz and Messias wifes most likely. It's the same as when Maestro GP said "I'm in love with Suso"... these coaches are not top level that's all.

Pioli will see?? He needs to see where are his bags!

Will write on JuBe later...

Diaz has a wife? He looks like my wife's size.

And messias looks like he would need to kidnap a girl to actually make her have sex with him. Just joking. He is aight.