The Rumour Commode XLI: Ragnarok

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

So what if we win our remaining games, Juve, inter and Lazio lose theirs, and we... Finish second?



I think the maths is good... And fuck the points deduction?

We win, they lose, we win, is that correct?



Has anyone actually fucking thought of that?

 

[Milan10]

Instead he’ll give them 5 trophies in 2 years including a CL.

I’m sorry but I don’t see how is that a positive.

Yeah I’m sorry I somehow see Baldie Naziola bottling the final. Sadly

5 “trophies” lol who cares about supercoppa and Coppa titles? Other than Hakan, because that’s the only trophies he has won.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Damn. This takes me back to my teenage days before the internet arrived. Alicia Silverstone was the one of the hottest girls on tv.

Stacy Dash my good man

 

[Samaldinho]

Worthless? Our last big trophy outside last year Scudetto was in 2011. So it’s not like we are winning the big trophies on a consistent basis like Madrid do to claim those are worthless trophies.

We have only won 2 trophy in close to 7 years, it would be nice to win some of those ‘worthless’ trophies tbh.

I would have been happy if this season we could won the Coppa Italia for example. Some consolation after a poor season

I'm sorry, we won the prestigious and crucially important Super Coppa Italiana in 2016 to officially end the banter era.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Damn. This takes me back to my teenage days before the internet arrived. Alicia Silverstone was the one of the hottest girls on tv.

I was a Stacy Dash guy... Then I saw her in an erotic thriller when she was all grown up, I wasn't disappointed lol.

But Alicia was good as well, like real good haha... Im a man that has varied taste...

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

I never zoomed in on her Playboy pictures, I swear.

Erm, me neither... And totally not googling them now for old times sake!!!

 

[General]

I was a Stacy Dash fan... Those eyes #nohomo lol

Don’t encourage leaf

he’s on the edge these days

 

[Samaldinho]

5 “trophies” lol who cares about supercoppa and Coppa titles? Other than Hakan, because that’s the only trophies he has won.

The Coppa Italia is so worthless, Berlusconi didn't even care about it. The man loves trophies.

 

[AC Kid]

In anyway, we need to end the season with a win against Juve. Verona last game shouldn’t be a problem, but we need to end this painful season with a big win against il sharmoota

 

[Ryo]

Win the next 2 matches, and we can speak about doing all we could do.
We have the ability and personnel to do that at the minimum.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Don’t encourage leaf

he’s on the edge these days

Look I give good hugs, like manly ones, strictly #nohomo and can supply whisky.

If we don't make the CL should I start a support group?



Not making the CL

 

[AC Kid]

Crazy match at the Mestalla

 

[AC Kid]

Forza Udinese… if they win tonight it will be less complicated

 

[Kojak]

Forza Udinese… if they win tonight it will be less complicated

Lazio appear to be our main rivals for top 4...another loss tonight would do us wonders.

 

[Kojak]

30m for Brahim better be a fucking joke...I wouldn't even spend 15m on the inconsistent midget who STILL hasn't convinced beyond doubt despite 3 seasons at the club (unlike Leao, Theo, Tonali etc).

In fact, wasting that amount of money on him is like CDK v2.0 although obviously Brahim has proven that he's not completely useless.

 

[Bringfriends]

I will watch 1 game next season of the team who saves us from this fraud.
It's still insane to me how you can have a career in the top leagues as a striker, cuz of 1 or 2 goals in CL.

 

[leaf]

Yes to both thanks let’s go.

Imagine we get both.... we'll own football

 

[SecondStar]

We need seko fofana next season

 

[Kojak]

Imagine squandering 30m on Brahim when SMS is available for just 5-10m more...

 

[Ryo]

Forza Udinese… if they win tonight it will be less complicated

They've only lost at home only 2 times all season.
The unfortunate thing is 9 draws.

 

[Khurrisu]

Brahim will probably push for staying so that might help with the price.

It all depends on if we reach the UCL

 

[Pigeon]

Imagine squandering 30m on Brahim when SMS is available for just 5-10m more...

in what world?

 

[Kojak]

in what world?

EARTH...his contract expires in 2024 and 35-40m is the figure being banded around.

Juve, PSG Alert: Milinkovic-Savic Race Heats Up, Asking Price Revealed

According to a report out of Italy, Paris Saint-Germain could find themselves in the mix to sign Lazio midfielder Sergej Milinkovic-Savic.

psgtalk.com

Euro Paper Talk: Man Utd prepare lucrative offer for €40m midfielder as full list of suitors is revealed; Liverpool in shock Swiss Super League link

Man Utd are one of three Premier League clubs to feature in the full list of suitors for an available Serie A superstar, per Friday's Euro transfer gossip.

www.teamtalk.com

 

[Wild]

Lol, stick to praying for Pep. That should be your full focus for a while.

Bitch , am multitasking.

 

[Dokoa]

in what world?

His world obvs

 

[Khurrisu]

Still salty we didn't sign Dybala and opted for CDGay

 

[papaberlu]

 

[Swagotelli]

They've only lost at home only 2 times all season.
The unfortunate thing is 9 draws.

Regardless of loss or draw, we still need them to drop more points and also win both our games. It’s entirely our fault for being in this situation.

 

[Ryo]

EARTH...his contract expires in 2024 and 35-40m is the figure being banded around.

Juve, PSG Alert: Milinkovic-Savic Race Heats Up, Asking Price Revealed

According to a report out of Italy, Paris Saint-Germain could find themselves in the mix to sign Lazio midfielder Sergej Milinkovic-Savic.

psgtalk.com

Euro Paper Talk: Man Utd prepare lucrative offer for €40m midfielder as full list of suitors is revealed; Liverpool in shock Swiss Super League link

Man Utd are one of three Premier League clubs to feature in the full list of suitors for an available Serie A superstar, per Friday's Euro transfer gossip.

www.teamtalk.com

40M for teams outside of Italy.
Means 80M for teams in Italy.

 

[Wild]

Interesting scenario, but Juve will get penalised.

There is no scenario where a top 4 will not grant you a CL spot.