The Rumour Commode XLI: Ragnarok

[Kmoney]

Rome were robbed. Only way I’ll be somewhat okay with this is if we get Sevilla in groups and send them back to UEL as per sick and tired of them winning EL just to be a fodder club in the UCL. Useless club. Tired of these Spanish clubs.

Not that Roma are likeable either, they’re brats. Still wanted them to win for Serie A prop though.

Also Dybala scoring annoyed me because we could have gotten him ffs.

This is good for us, improved chances of an easier pot 1 opponent

 

[Kmoney]

Giroud, Leao, CDK, SMS, RLC, Thiaw

193, 188, 192, 192, 191, 195

Quite the sexy lineup. Any RW options that fit this mould?

RLC

 

[R.Akbar]

Tielemans is available and Maldini is still pushing for RLC

 

[Deleted member 24225]

Looking at them all together at Adli's party, reminded me when earlier this season a couple of friends and I went to watch Milan - Spezia (I think it was November).

Crazy day, we came later than expected in Milano which lead to missing Theo's opener. Later on, Maldini scored only for Giroud to earn us 3 points with a great volley in the stoppage time. After the match, we went to eat something and then my friend managed to get us into a special VIP part of a club where most players hang out after the match, at least as we were told.

We went there, and after some time the place was supposed to be filled with models and Milan players. We thought It was a scam, but after some time I noticed Theo and Brahim walking past us, they were the first to arrive. Not long after, you could see Tonali, Calabria, Kalulu, Tomori, Leao, Saelemaekers, and of course Giroud. Even Mbaye Niang was there giving banter-era vibes

During the evening we got to chat a bit with all of them, they all seem like good kids, a bit reserved. But I was at most impressed with Theo and Giroud, they were really friendly and open to talk a bit more. Of course, we were not pushy, congratulated them on the win, and had a small chat in general. They were all having a great time when "Pioli's on fire" was playing, unreal stuff. You could tell they form a healthy atmosphere in the dressing room.

At some point later in the evening, I was returning from the bathroom and I saw my friend, who is btw completely uninterested in football, talking with Theo and Brahim. I asked Theo what was he talking about, and Theo (who was btw Milan's captain that evening) told me my friend said he doesn't follow today's football as it got too commercialized and that he only recognizes Maradona, Pele, and old Ronaldo as true greats Theo had a good laugh and after some more chat we all had shots, and Theo insisted to pay for it.

On the other hand, I also spoke and took a photo with Giroud, as I told him I'm from Croatia he immediately screamed 'Di si brateee' then we both burst to laugh. He's really easygoing as you would assume and you can tell he knows how to party well.

Oh yes, Brahim was acting like a puppy, following Theo all over the place

All in all, a top match and party afterward, looking forward to repeating it next season.

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Wow, holy shit that's amazing I want to know the place, so I can go there too and spend time with Giroud.
Brahim is very attached to Theo, that's always so obvious. Theo will be devastated if Brahim leaves.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Inter Juve Lazio, when they play, I want them to lose.
I enjoy their loses.

These days, Roma, I have no feeling whatsoever. lose or win I’m indifferent…that’s worse…they don’t matter.
If without warning or announcement they’re removed from the league, it’ll take me a few months to notice.

no way i hate roma just as much as inter and especially rube.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

This is good for us, improved chances of an easier pot 1 opponent

how does that work.

 

[Kmoney]

This is one positive tbf

Congrats Suso for winning a trophy.

I also thought Suso was really good today. I thought he changed the game.

Still haven’t replaced Suso at RW

He’d walk into this team

 

[tonyb]

Entering his final year of his contract, probably desperate to get a big move this summer or next. 11 goals and 4 assists in the league, averaging a goal every 187 mins. Very strong stats.

It reminds me of Zaccagni. A guy we turned our nose up at when he was at Verona and now look at him at Lazio.

I think we'd probably get more money for Alexis than what it'd take to get Orsolini.

 

[Kmoney]

how does that work.

We have a chance of playing Sevilla now instead of a stronger pot 1 team (wouldn’t have been possible if Roma won)

Also fuck other Italian teams in Europe, I have no affinity whatsoever to other Italian teams. I want us to continue to be the only successful Italian team in Europe

 

[Kmoney]

Entering his final year of his contract, probably desperate to get a big move this summer or next. 11 goals and 4 assists in the league, averaging a goal every 187 mins. Very strong stats.

It reminds me of Zaccagni. A guy we turned our nose up at when he was at Verona and now look at him at Lazio.

I think we'd probably get more money for Alexis than what it'd take to get Orsolini.

This dude is in the Saponara/Politano bracket of average Italians

Hard pass

 

[R.Akbar]

This dude is in the Saponara/Politano bracket of average Italians

Hard pass

That dude or Messias?

 

[Kmoney]

That dude or Messias?

Both are trash and not good enough for a CL semi finalist

 

[Ryo]

Tielemans is available and Maldini is still pushing for RLC

RLC is English. Tielemans is Belgian.
We've had more success with English than Belgians.

Wow, holy shit that's amazing I want to know the place, so I can go there too and spend time with Giroud.
Brahim is very attached to Theo, that's always so obvious. Theo will be devastated if Brahim leaves.

I think it's the other way around. Brahim needs an elder brother to follow.
He'll probably push to stay at Milan, even if it means Madrid needs to agree to a lower transfer fee.

 

[tonyb]

Both are trash and not good enough for a CL semi finalist

Everyone is crying for a RW - If we are targeting a 30 mil striker and hopefully SMS too, it's going be difficult to beat this signing for cheap.
I also hear no-one suggesting better alternatives.
Like I said, I think he could be bought for a bargain. Messias would be fine going the other way. And if we wanted to be bold and sell Alexis - then we'd probably get more money for him than we would need for Orsolini

 

[hakim]

how does olivier make every kit he’s in way a lot better

 

[Berlusconi]

Three days after Manchester what a day

honestly wish we would've kept rivaldo one more season after this. Felt bad for him after that 1 year

 

[pat_m_9]

Tielemans is available and Maldini is still pushing for RLC

Tielemans is not a good player and will be trying to cash out on a ridiculous wage - not for us


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[Longbowman]

Both are trash and not good enough for a CL semi finalist

Orsolini is a very good option for the bench. Don't think anyone wants him here as starter. Cheap, Italian, Serie A experienced.
We all saw in Semis when Leao was injured and we had Saele as replacement. A good bench is necessary. Can't see a better back up RW option right now. Will fit the lists as well and cheap. Will be happy with part time role too.
Actually I would like to go for Politano if he is available on cheap. Looked really threatening vs us in QF before he got injured. Almost always plays well vs us. Better option than Orsolini for the lists.

 

[Deleted member 24225]

how does olivier make every kit he’s in way a lot better

He just looks great in anything, he's our perfect model
I have to admit the shirt looks better on the players, but it still bothers me that there are no real stripes.

 

[pat_m_9]

Entering his final year of his contract, probably desperate to get a big move this summer or next. 11 goals and 4 assists in the league, averaging a goal every 187 mins. Very strong stats.

It reminds me of Zaccagni. A guy we turned our nose up at when he was at Verona and now look at him at Lazio.

I think we'd probably get more money for Alexis than what it'd take to get Orsolini.

Zaccagni is levels above Orsolini

As someone who held Orsolini stock for many years - I can say that he just doesn’t have the drive or incentive to put in the extra work to lift his game.

He’s going to be staying/bouncing around those mid table sides right into his mid-30s


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[pat_m_9]

Gotta say - the best Italian RW (not named Chiesa) is probably Politano and it’s probably by a landslide.


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[taura]

 

[patosheva]

He just looks great in anything, he's our perfect model
I have to admit the shirt looks better on the players, but it still bothers me that there are no real stripes.

I like our shirt,this is something new and it is good.

 

[patosheva]

fantastic video,bravoo.

 

[taura]

 

[taura]

 

[nekky]

They should have made the dark "stripes" darker, that would have made it better.

 

[Stitches]

Has gerry solved the french team situation?

 

[Soldier_of_god]

This dude is in the Saponara/Politano bracket of average Italians

Hard pass

italians are just that - average. average footballers. gone are the days of maldini. 2008 was the death of italians as a genuine threat at world comps. talents are malta level.

 

[DeNiro]

No messias or krunic in the shirt pics. Please be gone.