The Rumour Commode XLI: Ragnarok

[Tantalis]

@MarioReality

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@Tantalis #turbogayforceunite

I don't post gay shit, what y'all takin bout?!

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But I'm #alphastallion though. #turbogay is for fags

 

[Wild]

Really liked CDK tonight. Looking forward to see him next season.

He really look like 6mil player tonight.

 

[nekky]

Yea ans then sold him and still for 60 mil rofl.

Think we sold him for 20M and T.Silva for 50-60M something. People thought he was getting old already by then but knowing that he could play such high level for so long...makes 20M ridiculously cheap for 30 y o Ibra. PSG hit gold with the Ibra and Silva purchases, B&G were dumbasses for selling them

 

[sheva]

Mike is a true Alpha

Fuck dem kids

you know adli only did it for the camz

 

[Master Smurf]

Think we sold him for 20M and T.Silva for 50-60M something. People thought he was getting old already by then but knowing that he could play such high level for so long...makes 20M ridiculously cheap for 30 y o Ibra. PSG hit gold with the Ibra and Silva purchases, B&G were dumbasses for selling them

I would assume the Sheva and Kaka deals conditioned them but yeah big mistake.

 

[Congo Powers]

Think we sold him for 20M and T.Silva for 50-60M something. People thought he was getting old already by then but knowing that he could play such high level for so long...makes 20M ridiculously cheap for 30 y o Ibra. PSG hit gold with the Ibra and Silva purchases, B&G were dumbasses for selling them

mondadori fininvest fine

 

[Curupira]

Would have been nice to have G at the ceremony. It was an incredible deal to bring him to Milan at that time (24m iirc after he was sold for 70m+ just one season prior).

24m paid over 3 years

 

[Curupira]

Yea ans then sold him and still for 60 mil rofl.

That was for Ibra + T. Silva though

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Think we sold him for 20M and T.Silva for 50-60M something. People thought he was getting old already by then but knowing that he could play such high level for so long...makes 20M ridiculously cheap for 30 y o Ibra. PSG hit gold with the Ibra and Silva purchases, B&G were dumbasses for selling them

Not then. They were always dumbasses. One of the biggest falls from grace I have ever seen.

How do you go from being one of the top earning clubs in 2005 to rank 16 lmao and almost near bankrupt at one point.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

That was for Ibra + T. Silva though

Yes I meant him and tsilly. Autocorrect.

 

[ROSSONERI7]

Man! I stopped watching right after the final whistle because I had to cook.
…come back 4 hours later:

 

[pippofan]

Realism force is neggie squad. "Negativity" is only branded by positivity because positivity cannot handle our realism, hence becoming negativity

Holy Shit! This is too hard to understand............especially at my age. I'm probably a wagon jumper: when things go well I'm positivity force, when they go bad I'm negativity.

 

[Tantalis]

Holy Shit! This is too hard to understand............especially at my age. I'm probably a wagon jumper: when things go well I'm positivity force, when they go bad I'm negativity.

its easy, negativity force is positive about being realistic despite having a negative pov of reality.

 

[pippofan]

Really liked CDK tonight. Looking forward to see him next season.

It's the best I've seen him play this season. Seemed freer, playing by instinct not think too much about it and was moving well without the ball. He's probably our best pure passer and it's a shame his shot didn't go in. Noticed him on the right side a lot, looked very comfortable there.

 

[Congo Powers]

my face, when i make my passage to valhalla

 

[General]

Give him a fucking role with milan now for christ sakes

 

[pippofan]

I'm sorry to see the season end but I'm proud to say I watched every Milan game: The good, the bad, and the ugly.
Some observations:

I was happy to see CDK show his potential and hope next season he will regain his confidence and produce like we hoped.
Calabria has really regressed and might lose his starting gig, perhaps replaced by Pavard? I don't agree with the naming captains by their seniority, I would prefer Tonali who's already a leader on the pitch.
Pioli starting Messias over Salad is a mystery to me, the Belgian is clearly superior and improving lately.
Mirante....WTF? Why did he deserve playing time? On his first try he missed the ball completely, an embarrassment.
Why not Adli? I really feel bad for him, looks like he loves Milan and his team-mates, is often smiling, instead of looking pissed for his lack of playing time. Hope he goes on loan next season and proves that he belongs.
Leao is obviously a fantastic player but his first gol surprised me because of the distance. In that position he usually shoot it to the stars but today he kept the ball low and well angled. If he adds that to his game he will be unstoppable
We don't really have long distance shooters except for Pobega, (that I want to keep), and maybe Tonali. We need to get a couple of those to help us unlock defenses.

 

[Ash-ish]

Zlatan 2010 with Boateng was amazing

 

[Swagotelli]

my face, when i make my passage to valhalla

@Congo Powers i remember you going nuts back in 2010 when we signed Zlatan. Now he is retiring… time flies

 

[doraemon]

Bookmark this, very likely scenario under pioli

 

[Congo Powers]

@Congo Powers i remember you going nuts back in 2010 when we signed Zlatan. Now he is retiring… time flies

in 2010-11 everybody on my street knew zlatan's name...i would come home from the bars and slap every car hood while chanting his name

 

[Soldier_of_god]

in 2010-11 everybody on my street knew zlatan's name...i would come home from the bars and slap every car hood while chanting his name

For real? In America?
Or amreeka as pendus would say
Joyrider can confirm.

 

[Swagotelli]

in 2010-11 everybody on my street knew zlatan's name...i would come home from the bars and slap every car hood while chanting his name

This is from 2012, but I remember these in particular for some reason

Post in thread 'Official: Zlatan Ibrahimović Thread'
https://forum.acmilan-online.com/threads/official-zlatan-ibrahimovic-thread.11561/post-1236666

Clearly the stds haven’t finished you yet

 

[Congo Powers]

This is from 2012, but I remember these in particular for some reason

Post in thread 'Official: Zlatan Ibrahimović Thread'
https://forum.acmilan-online.com/threads/official-zlatan-ibrahimovic-thread.11561/post-1236666

Clearly the stds haven’t finished you yet

i still have prostitutes to solicit...there are still champions league trophies to win.

 

[Ash-ish]

Forum used to be batshit crazy.


I still remember being drunk and high in a pool party

 

[Cloren]

Me when realising the next official Milan match is in late August

What am I gonna do for the next 2 months

 

[Soldier_of_god]

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Me when realising the next official Milan match is in late August

What am I gonna do for the next 2 months

Spend time with family.
Gf/wife/kids
Watch ufc
Boxing?
Play for a club

 

[brk]

Andrea Belotti has finished the Serie A 2022/23 season with 0 goals in 31 appearances

Joining the CDK club

better known as the @brk club

They are so good they refuse to score as a protest against injustice.

 

[Kmoney]

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99% bro

You know about Galliani and his 99%. Maldini probably learned from this

Diaz resta

 

[Fusiproe12]

Andrea Belotti has finished the Serie A 2022/23 season with 0 goals in 31 appearances

Joining the CDK club

better known as the @brk club

Belotti doesn't seem a professional footballer at all