The Rumour Commode XLI: Ragnarok

[Allan_Sombrero]

A girl at work went to Austin specifically to see his new comedy club, said it was an absolute dump.

America is going to hell. Big cities overrun by homeless and Indians, fat Korean waitresses prowling around.

Austin has become mini California and we know how liberals ruin towns quickly

BUT leave the thicc waitresses outta this

 

[Fusiproe12]

So Lazio got 21 clean sheets this season, and it's a record for the Serie A, while we conceded 5 goals at home vs Sassuolo

 

[Milan10]

Austin has become mini California and we know how liberals ruin towns quickly

BUT leave the thicc waitresses outta this

I know a thicc Korean chick she go lo mein

 

[Sage]

A girl at work went to Austin specifically to see his new comedy club, said it was an absolute dump.

America is going to hell. Big cities overrun by homeless and Indians, fat Korean waitresses prowling around.

If she went to Austin specifically to see his new comedy club, your friend needs a hobby or a streaming subscription because that is not a good reason to travel.

It's like those dorks who would travel from abroad to LA to watch comedy, are you fucking serious, it's on YouTube!!!

 

[Ash-ish]

I lived in Northern VA when I was going to college. I’m in Florida now. Just never bothered to update my location.

DMV is nice. I still go back at least twice a year. I have a lot of family and friends there. For tourism, I wouldn’t recommend it though. Only monuments and museums lol

Florida? Where in Florida. Gulf coast is beautiful that sand and green water

west palm beach clubs god bless America

 

[Milan10]

Austin has become mini California and we know how liberals ruin towns quickly

BUT leave the thicc waitresses outta this

My beloved California in ruins, ‘Dini fired in 2 minutes the day after the season ends, Ibra gone fishing.

Fuck how much more can one man take?

 

[ForzaMilan2]

Here we go, it started.

Milan squad disappointed by decision to sack Paolo Maldini and Ricky Massara - Get Italian Football News

While there was uncertainty around the futures of Paolo Maldini and Ricky Massara, the Milan players have been left baffled by the club's decision to sack the

www.getfootballnewsitaly.com

Of course players are disappointed. And the press will latch on to that and predict gloom and doom for Milan, like they always do.

 

[Ash-ish]

My beloved California in ruins, ‘Dini fired in 2 minutes the day after the season ends, Ibra gone fishing.

Fuck how much more can one man take?

California is still amazing. Beaches, bitches, food, sun, palm trees god it’s heaven just run by democrats

 

[Milan10]

If she went to Austin specifically to see his new comedy club, your friend needs a hobby or a streaming subscription because that is not a good reason to travel.

It's like those dorks who would travel from abroad to LA to watch comedy, are you fucking serious, it's on YouTube!!!

I suspect she was trying to take his shiny bald midget head for a ride, brother

 

[Fusiproe12]

Calhanoglu #1 Sofascore rating for this season

 

[Stitches]

If rafa renwwal was done faster the sack would been sooner?

 

[Ash-ish]

If rafa renwwal was done faster the sack would been sooner?

No season ending . They planned it

 

[Dirooo]

Whaaaat the fuck did i wake up too!! What am i reading this can't be real!!!

Clubs like Man city have been spending billions trying to buy and emulate our club heritage, then comes this slimey wop shyster looking to turn a quick buck, who just took a shit on our club legend and people here defending this useless parasite saying it was performance based decision.... FUCK YOU WHY IS PIOLI RESTA!
Paulo got fired because just like Boban he's not a company yes man like these cucks, he has balls to speak out about that pathetic budget.

Fuck this circus! Its going to be another underwhelming mercato, I'm going to take a couple of months off all things Milan related for the sake of my sanity.


I really hope Daniele turns into a monster talent and comes back to Milano to pay bitch Gerry a visit and avenge his family honour...

 

[Sage]

I suspect she was trying to take his shiny bald midget head for a ride, brother

He claims he's 5'8 but he's the shortest 5'8 I've ever seen, dude looks like he's 5'6 in his dress shoes

 

[Panache]

Florida? Where in Florida. Gulf coast is beautiful that sand and green water

west palm beach clubs god bless America

Weston, FL. Close to Ft Lauderdale

 

[Ash-ish]

I am thinking of going to north east but white people go crazy when sun is out and I am too brown to go to ne again in winter

 

[Ash-ish]

Weston, FL. Close to Ft Lauderdale

Broward? One of the best counties on this planet

 

[Fusiproe12]

De Ketelaere 2022 (grey) vs De Ketelaere 2023 (green)



Basically he has been always shit... even in Belgium

 

[Milan10]

California is still amazing. Beaches, bitches, food, sun, palm trees god it’s heaven just run by democrats

It really is the GOAT but right now we are more Wizards Jordan than Bulls.

 

[voom]

 

[Milan10]

He claims he's 5'8 but he's the shortest 5'8 I've ever seen, dude looks like he's 5'6 in his dress shoes

Any man that is legitimately 5’8 will claim 5’10.

If he’s claiming 5’8, then he is anywhere from 4’11 to 5’5

 

[ForzaMilan2]

This is what I wanted as well. I wanted accountability too, but with the coach.

‘No individual is bigger than the club’ yes but some individuals are bigger than other individuals. Maldini was one of those individuals, he’s our legend and our icon. He did not deserve to be treated this way.

I would have accepted this if he was given a lesser role and he refused and decided to walk away.

Or he simply couldn’t find a common ground with Redbird and decided to walk away.

I would have lived with that. What I can’t live with is the harsh treatment he got.

I really hope for the best and hope things work out, but even if that happens, this treatment of Maldini will always leave a sore taste in my mouth, I’ll still be disgusted with it because he’s our legend and he deserved better.

I am disappointed in what tranpired, but keeping Maldini in the club with a lesser job would have not worked. Leaving a charismatic leader in place is asking for trouble. Seen it enough times, it hardly ever works.

 

[Milan10]

Whaaaat the fuck did i wake up too!! What am i reading this can't be real!!!

Clubs like Man city have been spending billions trying to buy and emulate our club heritage, then comes this slimey wop shyster looking to turn a quick buck, who just took a shit on our club legend and people here defending this useless parasite saying it was performance based decision.... FUCK YOU WHY IS PIOLI RESTA!
Paulo got fired because just like Boban he's not a company yes man like these cucks, he has balls to speak out about that pathetic budget.

Fuck this circus! Its going to be another underwhelming mercato, I'm going to take a couple of months off all things Milan related for the sake of my sanity.


I really hope Daniele turns into a monster talent and comes back to Milano to pay bitch Gerry a visit and avenge his family honour...

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I always loved how that fat fuck just sat there while Bob sliced his guts

 

[Sage]

Any man that is legitimately 5’8 will claim 5’10.

If he’s claiming 5’8, then he is anywhere from 4’11 to 5’5

Bennacer is the shortest 5'9 in history or he has the worst posture I've ever seen, probably 5'7 with bad posture

 

[Panache]

You guys are not too far off. I'd say Penny is more fun than Ohio tho

I hear Ohio is the most boring state in the US



That break was so beautiful, especially for Wekiwa Springs and Devils Den (no appointments needed)

But I can't tell you how many tourists are at my hospital right now

"My vacation got ruined but I'll be back next year!"

God gave you a sign to not come back and you wanna come back

I’ve been to both Wekiva Springs and Blue spring. Super cheap kayak rentals. Blue spring state park is beautiful.

 

[Ash-ish]

Bennacer is the shortest 5'9 in history or he has the worst posture I've ever seen, probably 5'7 with bad posture

He has a good smile till he is disposed like pirlo in our box

 

[Milan10]

Bennacer is the shortest 5'9 in history or he has the worst posture I've ever seen, probably 5'7 with bad posture

He’s probably 5’6 or 5’7 if he’s claiming 5’9.

I think he’s 5’6.

I’m trying to think how he compares with Brahim Diaz, who I believe was legally midget

 

[papaberlu]

Whaaaat the fuck did i wake up too!! What am i reading this can't be real!!!

Clubs like Man city have been spending billions trying to buy and emulate our club heritage, then comes this slimey wop shyster looking to turn a quick buck, who just took a shit on our club legend and people here defending this useless parasite saying it was performance based decision.... FUCK YOU WHY IS PIOLI RESTA!
Paulo got fired because just like Boban he's not a company yes man like these cucks, he has balls to speak out about that pathetic budget.

Fuck this circus! Its going to be another underwhelming mercato, I'm going to take a couple of months off all things Milan related for the sake of my sanity.


I really hope Daniele turns into a monster talent and comes back to Milano to pay bitch Gerry a visit and avenge his family honour...

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If it makes you feel any better

Maldini wanted to spend 40m on Brahim, Arnautovic, and Loftus Cheeks

At least under Moncada, you'll have some more exciting youtube scouting

 

[Allan_Sombrero]

I’ve been to both Wekiva Springs and Blue spring. Super cheap kayak rentals. Blue spring state park is beautiful.

Next time you come up to this side of Florida check out Kings Landing

Amazing kayak trail as well

 

[Milan10]

If it makes you feel any better

Maldini wanted to spend 40m on Brahim, Arnautovic, and Loftus Cheeks

At least under Moncada, you'll have some more exciting youtube scouting

Honestly, Arnautovic + Loftus Cheek… Maldini was begging to be fired