The Rumour Commode XLI: Ragnarok

[Master Smurf]

With this new approach to the players we are saving money from plane tickets,dinners,hookers booze and everything
After all we have to fund our mercato

That's barely one Devis

We are in for one wild ride this summer.

 

[nefremo]

Someone will leave for sure. They'll fund the market with a sale. Who that'll be is anyone's guess. But I don't see this current "management" refusing big offers and wanting to build a top squad. If someone offers 50/60 for Theo, he'll be gone in an instant. And if that 60m offer for Mike from Chelsea is real, we can wave goodbye to him. That's what's going to happen from now on. Moncada will find them, we'll keep them for a couple years and then sell off to the highest bidder.

 

[Alo88]

So meeting players to convince them is gone?

Lol, Moncada is a little shit for telling a reporter that. He better fucking crush this transfer market.

He also said he's only using ChatGPT now to do the negotiations for him. Algorithms are doing the whole mercato for us now. What have we become

Seriously tho, that dude in the video doesn’t say "I talked to Moncada and he literally told me no more Cappuccino deals in Ibiza we don't like that!" Actually it seems more like whoever that bloke is, he's talking out of his ass and imagining what's supposed to be the new modus operandi, depicting a picture of this numbers obsessed, genius but cold-hearted Guru that Moncada must be in his fantasy.

Sam, are you alright? You're acting very out of character lately. Where's the level headed Sam? I'm not sure if I like the panic mode version of you

 

[justhope]

Because its the one that followed after forcing his way on the ones who are paying his salary.

did he **** cardinale? what forcing means? how do you know how much forcing was done???

 

[papaberlu]

Milan tried an insertion on Ndicka, I think it's too late. He tried to figure out if he signed. Maybe a late attempt. Roma has been given the floor

Milan, we continue on Kamada. An opportunity with those numbers cannot be missed. Loftus, we have to understand if Milan will continue. Pulisic real name, high demands, salary of 5 million. For the forward if Okafor who can be taken on excellent terms (Di Marzio)

 

[killerkid]

That's barely one Devis

We are in for one wild ride this summer.

It started with a BANG

 

[leaf]

Nahh, thats okay, I spread enough fake news already

You're cool bro. No worries
It isn't fair to say that Wild pussied out since Origi never really performed the way Wild was hoping that he did.
If anything I'm a complete moron to accept Wild's (very wise) changing the terms of the bet to reaction score.
We could have had Wild say that he admits to being gay for a whole fuckin season ....but nooooo I had to be an impatient fuck

 

[Master Smurf]

Pioli gets to stay because he's middle management, used to oversee the worker bees on the pitch.
Changing too many things is never a good thing, and it's always more cost efficient to send away the CEO rather than the Middle-Manager.

Corporate 'Murica baybee.

And like it or not he has always produced, sometimes over produced with the budgets that they have set.

If they are leaning way into that then it makes sense for them to keep him as established coaches won't put up with this and he has great rapport with the squad.

Given how he couldn't get CDK or Adli going though and fell back on the players that were here for most of his time, I'm not sure if things will go well.

Any trouble happens and his canned responses are not going to cut it.

 

[Dokoa]

Milan tried an insertion on Ndicka, I think it's too late. He tried to figure out if he signed. Maybe a late attempt. Roma has been given the floor

Milan, we continue on Kamada. An opportunity with those numbers cannot be missed. Loftus, we have to understand if Milan will continue. Pulisic real name, high demands, salary of 5 million. For the forward if Okafor who can be taken on excellent terms (Di Marzio)

We are so rich

 

[R.Akbar]

hey guys there’s hope for Patch update

 

[Ryo]

Just a summary of the last week for the people who didn't have time to read 200+ pages of commode:

Wild loosing a gay sig bet to leaf, pussies out and transfers reaction score instead. Adli house party, CDK getting fed icecream by his gf like a toddler. Ibra farewell. Maldini and Massara thrown out to the trash. Fuck Cardinale, fuck Furlani. Moncada promoted, Pioli the cockroach is the sole survivor. Maignan hint exit on instagram. Sam went from reaction king to 4th most reaction points. General heel turn, and then permaban. Curu, Ash-ish, Casualista also banned. Qaas face turn and becoming the new reaction king. No more cocain party at Ibiza. Forza Excel sheets. Elkey still stuck before Juve match. Wonder if he knows if we even qualified for CL yet.

It was one hell of a few days guys.

Wait, I skipped 75 pages and missed all the bans, elaborate plz.

 

[Gennaro8]

Okafor and Kamada, I'll take it. Good start, lets go

 

[Wild]

You're cool bro. No worries
It isn't fair to say that Wild pussied out since Origi never really performed the way Wild was hoping that he did.
If anything I'm a complete moron to accept Wild's (very wise) changing the terms of the bet to reaction score.
We could have had Wild say that he admits to being gay for a whole fuckin season ....but nooooo I had to be an impatient fuck

Amazing sig.
Gonna be a hit comes next saturday.
Permission to edit adding a CL in case Pep pulled that shit off ?

 

[Tantalis]

hey guys there’s hope for Patch update

Saint Zlatan needs to infiltrate and get Paolo back in office

 

[Wild]

And like it or not he has always produced, sometimes over produced with the budgets that they have set.

If they are leaning way into that then it makes sense for them to keep him as established coaches won't put up with this and he has great rapport with the squad.

Given how he couldn't get CDK or Adli going though and fell back on the players that were here for most of his time, I'm not sure if things will go well.

Any trouble happens and his canned responses are not going to cut it.

There is also the fact that Maldini extended him so obviously it will cost to hire another coach.

 

[Wild]

Milan tried an insertion on Ndicka, I think it's too late. He tried to figure out if he signed. Maybe a late attempt. Roma has been given the floor

Milan, we continue on Kamada. An opportunity with those numbers cannot be missed. Loftus, we have to understand if Milan will continue. Pulisic real name, high demands, salary of 5 million. For the forward if Okafor who can be taken on excellent terms (Di Marzio)

I said no Pulisic.

 

[Gennaro8]

I hope for some transfer news tomorrow, its time

Other clubs already working fast

 

[Ryo]

Okafor and Kamada, I'll take it. Good start, lets go

Kamada I get, but Okafor's contract expires in 2024 and his market rate is around 20-25M.
Even if he comes at a discount, that's already half of our 35M budget.
Who else are we gonna bring in for the remaining 17M?

 

[Samaldinho]

He also said he's only using ChatGPT now to do the negotiations for him. Algorithms are doing the whole mercato for us now. What have we become

Seriously tho, that dude in the video doesn’t say "I talked to Moncada and he literally told me no more Cappuccino deals in Ibiza we don't like that!" Actually it seems more like whoever that bloke is, he's talking out of his ass and imagining what's supposed to be the new modus operandi, depicting a picture of this numbers obsessed, genius but cold-hearted Guru that Moncada must be in his fantasy.

Sam, are you alright? You're acting very out of character lately. Where's the level headed Sam? I'm not sure if I like the panic mode version of you

My reaction is the result of seeing signs for alarm. When the Chinese defaulted to Elliott, I was calm. When Elliott took over and everyone was talking about "we're going to get stripped for parts" I was calm. Pick a crisis, I was calm (largely lol).

I'd like to think I'm still level-headed, but frankly speaking, I look at the choices being made here and I see... problems. Obviously, I would need to know more to determine if my instincts are off or not, but I don't like these choices.

I wrote this really long post in reply to your last one, I have work to finish out this evening, so I'll probably post it so you can see where my worry is coming from.

 

[R.Akbar]

Saint Zlatan needs to infiltrate and get Paolo back in office

Not that I’m agree with the sacking

But media says Paolo wanted full control of operation and he had a lot of disagreement with CEO x Owner.

Those two things doesn’t rhyme.
That’s not how you respond to your employer

 

[Gennaro8]

Kamada I get, but Okafor's contract expires in 2024 and his market rate is around 20-25M.
Even if he comes at a discount, that's already half of our 35M budget.
Who else are we gonna bring in for the remaining 17M?

There is no such thing like 35M budget. Its bulshit

 

[Riffstein]

Pulisic is happening. Cardinale needs one American token guy in the team and Dest is gonna be gone

 

[leaf]

Amazing sig.
Gonna be a hit comes next saturday.
Permission to edit adding a CL in case Pep pulled that shit off ?

Sure. I will sport the updated sig (was it one or two months?)
But if City loses (never going to happen)
You still have to put "I admit that I am gay" in your tagline under your username. For three months
Deal?

 

[Neo'82]

Pulisic is happening. Cardinale needs one American token guy in the team and Dest is gonna be gone

 

[Wild]

hey guys there’s hope for Patch update

It will be fun if he is appointed.
People who considered him a team legend backtracking just to hate RB.

 

[Master Smurf]

Here you’re absolving the players from any wrong doing. We were dropping points after the WC break. Most of our players were FRESH and should have had no excuses.

Giroud and Theo were the only two players that could be excused because they played till the WC final.

One of the biggest reasons we underperformed has to be Giroud being over used especially after the WC run he had. Whose fault is it that a good Giroud replacement wasn’t signed? That’s 100% on the management. Origi was a TERRIBLE signing. Especially when you know Ibra was going to be out for a while. Everyone could see that Giroid was tired as hell after the WC.

And let’s not talk about Theo’s understudy. There are positions on the team that Pioli simply can’t rotate because the drop in quality is HUGE. CB, RW and maybe AM are the only positions we can actually rotate without a huge drop in quality. So the question is do we want to win games or do we want to focus on rotating and developing young players? Because the two things can’t coexist with the squad Pioli was given.

Lastly, even you admit Tata played a big role in us dropping points. Right? Is it Pioli’s fault that our 2nd GK is that shit?

I will speak for my fallen brother
- Tata wasn't that shit.. he was severely letdown by some ridiculously lax defending.

Carry on with regular scheduled programming.

 

[Wild]

Sure. I will sport the updated sig (was it one or two months?)
But if City loses (never going to happen)
You still have to put "I admit that I am gay" in your tagline under your username. For three months
Deal?

You want a new sig bet ?
How about an avatar bet ?

 

[Samaldinho]

No I’m not saying Lazio have a batter team than us. BUT Lazio didn’t play in Europe at all this season. We made it to the CL semis. The team was stretched thin and the quality of our bench was just not good enough.
Despite all of that, we’re talking about only a 4 point difference between us and Lazio.

Lazio went to the round of 16 in Europe, meaning they were playing European games until March. They also went further than we did in the Coppa Italia.

I just don't think you fire your SD after one bad transfer market. Giuntoli spent over 160m with Napoli and got 7th, then 5th the following year, and is now heralded as one of the best SDs in Italy.

I also don't trust Pioli's evaluation of which players are worthy of playing due to his handling of many young players, and do not think that the presence of FBT, Dest, or Vranckx warrants an excuse for him finishing behind Lazio.

 

[Swagotelli]

Milan tried an insertion on Ndicka, I think it's too late. He tried to figure out if he signed. Maybe a late attempt. Roma has been given the floor

Milan, we continue on Kamada. An opportunity with those numbers cannot be missed. Loftus, we have to understand if Milan will continue. Pulisic real name, high demands, salary of 5 million. For the forward if Okafor who can be taken on excellent terms (Di Marzio)

Okafor has just 7G3A is Austria. Nothing that stands out on stats. Will he come to Serie A and perform same or better? We need someone who can bench Giroud.

 

[Dokoa]

Kamada I get, but Okafor's contract expires in 2024 and his market rate is around 20-25M.
Even if he comes at a discount, that's already half of our 35M budget.
Who else are we gonna bring in for the remaining 17M?

Don’t worry about that . It’s not 35m