The Rumour Commode XLV: Anno 0

[Master Smurf]

Darwin missed like 3 open goals and Uruguay lost to 10 men

Yup - he continues to squander too many good chances

 

[forward]

Both hands touch the ball
And before anyone says anything, please go check the Kalulu penalty against Athletico Madrid

Meanwhile Ref -

 

[pippofan]

Can someone translate what is he saying?

The silence. Mister has to explain things.

 

[pippofan]

Enough to make the assessment, he is not as poor as RLC-Reijnders-Musah, but doesn't have Ederson(Atalanta) level, I take this occasion to point out that in addition to Fofana nothing prevent us (Exept Moncada-Furlani-Ibra-Ottavio lots of obstacles ) to pick up one of two goods prospects in Serie A evolving as a DM:

Luca Lipani 19 yo(Sassuolo)
Matteo Prati 21 yo(Cagliari)

Each one cost between 10 and 15 millions, mostly Lipani regarding Sassuolo relegation in Serie B

NB: MY DEEP AND SINCER Apologies🫡 , FOR ITALY CALCIATORI HATERS, BY STATING 2 ITALIANS YOUNGSTERS, WHOSE WOULDN'T COST US MUSAH PRICE, AND CAN PERFORM BETTER THAN HIM.

Ricci from Torino is a good regista.

 

[Cloren]

 

[BreadPitt]

Surprised they didn't wheel out Miccoli

 

[pippofan]

Regarding that famous banter pic...

Acerbi wasn't really that bad, he had a few bad games, but EVERYONE was shit including the coach. He could've stayed and improved like Romagnoli....he shouldn't be in the same category as those other 2

Acerbi had testicular cancer at one point while at Sassuolo then transfered to Lazio where he was very good and later Inter where he's been a rock and has provided goals and assists. Unfortunately players get reputations based on a poor season and for fans that don't follow his career he's still mediocre but he's been a regular on Italy's squad and their best defender for quite a while. He's 36 now and probably the last year of his career which overall has been a good one.

 

[pippofan]

But who will pass? Pass passy passy through the lines, pass passy passy into the runs, pass passy passy over the heads and into the path.

Reijndeers who I think should play closer to the goal. Was our best player at the Euros and if he can improve his shooting would be a perfect CAM.

 

[finnishhacker]

I absolutely hate when players throw their hands up for everything and bitch and moan at the referee. But god damn, maybe that's the way to go. Jist fuking bitch and moan, complain, throw hands up and demans that shit be looked at. Sure, you may get a card, but at least maybe you get a call.

None of the Dutch players complained about the handball. Maybe it was too quick and didn't see it. But everything got dragged on and this fell through the cracks. But what happened to the rule where "if the ball is handled by an attacking player, voluntary or not, in the sequence where a goal is scored, the goal is called off". In this case, a goal wasn't scored, but a PK was given that led to a goal. I bet they'll come up with some bullshit of how they "couldn't intervene because this was not actually a goal, blah blah". But it's horseshit. Refereeing, even with VAR, has become such a joke. Weak ass fouls, cards for everything and anything, yet no cards when they need to be given, PKs for bullshit but not when they need to be given. It makes you wonder.....

The problem is that in this games all the mistakes where in one direction

 

[Milan2012]

Reijnders likes playing deeper as a playmaker. Against England he wasnt shy to ask for the ball and show players what passes to make. Im surprised by his confidence and leadership when he only just recently became part of the Dutch team. I doubt he wants to play further up at CAM.

 

[Milan2012]

In agreement with the rest of the club, Ibra has decided to build a three-metres scaffold on which black tarpaulins will be hung to block the view of the Milanello pitches from the outside. They don't want the starting line up leaked before the games. They have really started a war with the press, they don't leak on mercato and now this, we have to be patients, in the end we will see what they cooked for us

Comments calling it Coreanello

 

[yungeddy]

My Italian sucks but I think he’s saying look at how this motherfucker only uses his left foot

The new Pep

 

[yungeddy]

Use ur arms

- Paolo Fonseca
2024

 

[Nestafan]

We had him

Lukaku ended his career

He only had long hair for one season.
That's what caused it

 

[yungeddy]

We need a coach that plays chess atleast 2000 elo and listens to classical music and who knows how to make a team move correctly and find space and make triangles nd shiett

Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeet

 

[AndreiX]

Use ur arms

- Paolo Fonseca
2024

looking forward to seeing cuts of that vid all across twitter after we concede a penalty for hand-ball

 

[Rockstar]

If Pengland wins EUROs, its joeover for the world, Putin's launching the missiles

 

[The Cat]

 

[leaf]

Darwin Nunez jumped into the stands to throw hands at ppl attacking his family.

No wonder Smurf likes him

 

[AndreiX]

so adli backup?

 

[Master Smurf]

Darwin Nunez jumped into the stands to throw hands at ppl attacking his family.

No wonder Smurf likes him

 

[The Cat]

Zirkzee to man utd official

 

[Berlusconi]

Regarding that famous banter pic...

Acerbi wasn't really that bad, he had a few bad games, but EVERYONE was shit including the coach. He could've stayed and improved like Romagnoli....he shouldn't be in the same category as those other 2

Acerbi and the Greek guy that thrived in dortmund forgot his name, we couldve kept both of those guys and let them evolve at that time. But we were very impatient back then and asking to win a Champions League with free players

 

[Fusiproe12]

OMG

 

[Tantalis]

Acerbi and the Greek guy that thrived in dortmund forgot his name, we couldve kept both of those guys and let them evolve at that time. But we were very impatient back then and asking to win a Champions League with free players

papathoulopoloupikossyphophattopoulous

something like that

 

[The Cat]

Acerbi and the Greek guy that thrived in dortmund forgot his name, we couldve kept both of those guys and let them evolve at that time. But we were very impatient back then and asking to win a Champions League with free players

Sokratis. Was a solid player and had a good career, probably should've kept him.

Thats one reason I think we should keep kalulu. He clearly has talent, and could become close to WC at another club

 

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[Tantalis]

i can see zz flopping hard in epl. but mainly cause its manu

 

[MilanFan89]

Yea 40+15m
While they already have Hojlund and Rashford. What a dumb deal

 

[WaL]

Zirkzee to man utd official

Don’t worry. We’ll loan Giroud 31.08 for a season. Proven Serie A striker.