The Rumour Commode XLVII: Foamseca is out

[Samaldinho]

not really, but he was thuram level in bundesliga. i genuinely forgot which one was which at some point but thuram has been playing great for inter so far

I think he needs to be played in a two-striker formation. That's the secret to a lot of these Bundesliga forwards, they're being played in these 442's in super open games and they are struggling to play in new roles as sole number 9's.

I think the 442 will be creeping back into fashion in the next few seasons.

 

[ymsv]

he's always had a thicc lower body but look at his torso shape in that gif and in this
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torso shape, arm fat, neck line. i've not seen 1 vein on his arms since he got here. he looks like he's carrying an extra 8kg nowadays

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dude has thigh folds from his socks. you can't tell me that's muscle, dude has a higher than average fat % for a tier 1 athlete

It is the camera and the angle . He needs a light from below ( The thin blue line ) .

 

[AndreiX]

It is the camera and the angle . He needs a light from below ( The thin blue line ) .

 

[ymsv]

is this same player? Did the current okafor eat this kid?

Yes . He just was hungry .

 

[Mr. Tea]

he's always had a thicc lower body but look at his torso shape in that gif and in this
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torso shape, arm fat, neck line. i've not seen 1 vein on his arms since he got here. he looks like he's carrying an extra 8kg nowadays

View attachment 43872

dude has thigh folds from his socks. you can't tell me that's muscle, dude has a higher than average fat % for a tier 1 athlete

gonna be a really fatty when he retires

 

[theduck7]

he's always had a thicc lower body but look at his torso shape in that gif and in this
View attachment 43871
torso shape, arm fat, neck line. i've not seen 1 vein on his arms since he got here. he looks like he's carrying an extra 8kg nowadays

View attachment 43872

dude has thigh folds from his socks. you can't tell me that's muscle, dude has a higher than average fat % for a tier 1 athlete

I for one am loving the Okafor fat shaming

 

[finnishhacker]

gonna be a really fatty when he retires

Like ronaldo

 

[Ashish]

Like ronaldo

Please fatness is for playing days

 

[rossonero23]

Can we get some these Brazilian players in the squad please:

Yum

 

[Ashish]

Kalulu black baresi son of MilanMb got murdered by Okafor

So we signed him for 18 million and he is in infirmary and cant even pass medical

Amazing

 

[forward]

Haters?

 

[Ashish]

Just get the cl spot please

Finally more wins than draws.

 

[theduck7]

We are living in a simulation. Wtf.

This mufucka be reading the Kyle Walker rumours too

 

[Curupira]

Kalulu black baresi son of MilanMb got murdered by Okafor

So we signed him for 18 million and he is in infirmary and cant even pass medical

Amazing

We also paid 16m for Black Tata

 

[FCBarça]

Is Kolo Muani any good?

Zéro to hero back to zero. I liken him to a Raphinha profile of player, hard worker and can create as well as score

He‘d have been a good option for you guys

 

[theduck7]

Not like Juve to be drawing….

 

[Gennaro8]

Tomorrow we will know situation about Pulišić, I hope he is fine

 

[theduck7]

How on earth are Juve able to go out and get the guys they need in a winter market?

 

[Gennaro8]

Fun fact: Milan lost just onece in last 16 matches in all comp.

 

[Hitchens]

Top 4 is absolutely doable but depends on some factors:

- We need reinforcements from the market. Not only because of terrible squad building, but we are mauled by injuries now and running on fumes.
- Conceicao continues to bring results and grow the mentality of the team.
- Rafa steps up big time and keeps scoring, especially now with all the injuries.
- Theo keeps improving.
- Morata/Abraham unlocks scoring.

Kind of worried about this next period with no reinforcements and all the injuries.

 

[forward]

How on earth are Juve able to go out and get the guys they need in a winter market?

Because their management isn't busy looking for every last dick in the universe to suck.
Like Ibra and Moncada.

 

[MilanBG]

How on earth are Juve able to go out and get the guys they need in a winter market?

Crazy things happen when you want to spend money

 

[Pigeon]

he's always had a thicc lower body but look at his torso shape in that gif and in this
View attachment 43871
torso shape, arm fat, neck line. i've not seen 1 vein on his arms since he got here. he looks like he's carrying an extra 8kg nowadays

View attachment 43872

dude has thigh folds from his socks. you can't tell me that's muscle, dude has a higher than average fat % for a tier 1 athlete

as i said, he’s literally fat @Soldier_of_god

 

[Hitchens]

Did Emerson really get player of the match because it was his birthday?

 

[Edu-bY-A]

I can tell you what happened:

 

[Pigeon]

Please fatness is for playing days

we signed this guy

this club is so unserious

 

[Correctamundo]

Is Kolo Muani any good?

not really, he was thuram level in bundesliga. i genuinely forgot which one was which at some point but thuram has been playing great for inter so far

He was much better than Thuram in Bundes, Thuram was never close to reaching these numbers



Randal has talent but Enrique is a shit coach, Muani is better suited to play direct fotball similar to Conce tactics.

 

[Shiby]

Serge saying how management should be the one to talk before the match while Ibra probably walking on the pitch through the side entrance.

 

[kevin_dk]

Half-time rituals:
Conceicao talks to the players and tweaks the game plan
Players huddle with Bennacer at the centre giving a TED talk/inspirational speech

Then we come back in the second half. Hollywood stuff, Milan style. Dopamine addicts.

 

[Kaka92]

It's unbelievable that their hands are tied and we can't bring anyone in because of the fucking list. This is such amateurism and incompetence that I should fire them all for this.


Okafor and Chuky are injured, Jovic... well who the hell is going to take him in this condition?

We literally can't sell anyone, and we desperately need reinforcements.