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The Rumour Commode XLVII: Foamseca is out

Which coach should lead Milan at the Anno Zero 25/26 season?


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Soldier_of_god

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Udogie - Average player
Leoni - average
Gila - not sure but sounds fodder
Coppola - fucking crappola
Luiz Felipe - probably some fake joga Bonito futsal star
Commuzo - he is actually good. Could be like the next best one from the young talents in Italy.

Odegaard - shit
SMS - world class would be a top player but why would he leave gulf where he gets 15 mil a season or soemthing even though gulf is vomit inducing to live in

Luca - steaming pile of feces. Only ok as a sub
Chiesa - spends more time in the hospital than on the pitch
Ndoye he is good but he is not the player we need to reach the next level. As a sub yes he is fine.
 
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An SD mean the management know they fucked up & took action.
Yea after everything backfired

Which means they never did their due diligence and hired based on nepo quota
 
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SMS Gendouzi/ricci
Kdb

Molto bene

Or ?
 
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But we can look at those Accounting Scudetto trophies from our financial glory years with pride... Oh wait... You don't win trophies for being financially buoyant, as a successful business???

Dafuq???!!!
Being financial ironically got us less finances finishing outside euro places
 
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Cocklani dick sucker rice goes for 100 and we sell tiji for a paltry 70 mil lmaoo

Fuck me

And 35 fucking mil for Ricci?

Are you kidding me

20 mil max

Ricci is not that great.
 
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Being financial ironically got us less finances finishing outside euro places
Careful now with sorta hate speech bro... #AccountingForce where you at?
 
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oh yeah, he will definitely default on the 300m loan :lol:
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Cocklani dick sucker rice goes for 100 and we sell tiji for a paltry 70 mil lmaoo

Fuck me

And 35 fucking mil for Ricci?

Are you kidding me

20 mil max

Ricci is not that great.
Tij is not better than Rice.
And Rice's is an english player sold to an epl team after a bidding war.
 
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Imagine being at the game this weekend for that weird hostile toxic atmosphere? Everyone there all shame faced. We should have a management and player public stoning?
 
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#Tare is already operational. Contacts in the morning with #Allegri while in the last few days he has heard #DeZerbi . To date, they are the two names in pole position.

They represent two different ideas of football but the club wants to hear both.
Instead, the name of #Conte fades away. Tare will be the only one to direct the market.




Let’s see if he’s right.

This is nice, playing safe.

De Zerbi is the best alternative for a project.

Allegri/Conte to control damage in short time.

Sounds good so far. From all of us, the only one not sitting in the deep s**t is Tare.
 

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Udogie - Average player
Leoni - average
Gila - not sure but sounds fodder
Coppola - fucking crappola
Luiz Felipe - probably some fake joga Bonito futsal star
Commuzo - he is actually good. Could be like the next best one from the young talents in Italy.

Odegaard - shit
SMS - world class would be a top player but why would he leave gulf where he gets 15 mil a season or soemthing even though gulf is vomit inducing to live in

Luca - steaming pile of feces. Only ok as a sub
Chiesa - spends more time in the hospital than on the pitch
Ndoye he is good but he is not the player we need to reach the next level. As a sub yes he is fine.

You're basing this on nothing, bro.

Gila sounds like fodder? Sounds? Would you recognise most of these players faces? He's a very good defender. And he's past Lazio's level now. He'll end up at a bigger club.

You have the same approach as management. You'd rather get guys that are proven. PROVEN to be have hit their ceiling. RLC, Chuk, Emerson, Tammy.
Guys that aren't good enough but do you get some comfort because they've played at top teams before?

It's better to get guys who are performing above the level of their club. Leoni is 18..and has 14 starts. How can you call him average? He must have potential. Take punts on these guys, while they're relatively cheap, and reap the rewards if they continue to develop. Which you have to expect an 18 yo CB to do!!

Luiz Felipe is a former Lazio CB with probably over 100 league apps, and you don't recognise him. Proving my point even more.
 
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Gazzetta write

Milan Futuro will undergo a major transformation, regardless of any possible reinstatement in Serie C, with the aim of giving even more space to young talents. The team's roster will be much younger and composed mainly of players from the Primavera. The reference model is the Barcelona B team, which plays in the fourth Spanish category, indicating a high-level ambition for Milan Futuro. The primary objective is to further promote the development of youth products, creating a real "intermediate step" between the Primavera and the first team, a strategy that Milan should have adopted already last summer.
 
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Udogie - Average player
Leoni - average
Gila - not sure but sounds fodder
Coppola - fucking crappola
Luiz Felipe - probably some fake joga Bonito futsal star
Commuzo - he is actually good. Could be like the next best one from the young talents in Italy.

Odegaard - shit
SMS - world class would be a top player but why would he leave gulf where he gets 15 mil a season or soemthing even though gulf is vomit inducing to live in

Luca - steaming pile of feces. Only ok as a sub
Chiesa - spends more time in the hospital than on the pitch
Ndoye he is good but he is not the player we need to reach the next level. As a sub yes he is fine.
Udogie's agent in an interview on MilanNews said that his client is worth at least 50 million and Serie A can't afford him. I strongly disagree and think Udogie is nothing special and on the Italian National Team, (yes, he's a paesano), he's third in line behind Di Marco and Cambiaso.
 

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Talentless bums like cutrone, colombo and camarda get their first team chances but actual talents like liberali want to leave because of lack of opportunities..
 

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You're basing this on nothing, bro.

Gila sounds like fodder? Sounds? Would you recognise most of these players faces? He's a very good defender. And he's past Lazio's level now. He'll end up at a bigger club.

You have the same approach as management. You'd rather get guys that are proven. PROVEN to be have hit their ceiling. RLC, Chuk, Emerson, Tammy.
Guys that aren't good enough but do you get some comfort because they've played at top teams before?

It's better to get guys who are performing above the level of their club. Leoni is 18..and has 14 starts. How can you call him average? He must have potential. Take punts on these guys, while they're relatively cheap, and reap the rewards if they continue to develop. Which you have to expect an 18 yo CB to do!!

Luiz Felipe is a former Lazio CB with probably over 100 league apps, and you don't recognise him. Proving my point even more.
Gila and Romagnoli make a nice combo at Lazio, the Spaniard faster that moves up-field while the Italian stays back. First reaction I had when I first saw him play was: "WTF is that guy?'
 

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Gazzetta write

Milan Futuro will undergo a major transformation, regardless of any possible reinstatement in Serie C, with the aim of giving even more space to young talents. The team's roster will be much younger and composed mainly of players from the Primavera. The reference model is the Barcelona B team, which plays in the fourth Spanish category, indicating a high-level ambition for Milan Futuro. The primary objective is to further promote the development of youth products, creating a real "intermediate step" between the Primavera and the first team, a strategy that Milan should have adopted already last summer.

Imo right approach. Moncada was right about that once, doesn't matter whether they play in Series D, C or B. W proviso this only applies if identity is the same as that of first team n it is rly bout development not about results.

But never sure whether this is rly Milan's conviction or an invention of Gazzetta.

Shows how low Primavera lvl football usually is.
 
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