The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

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I hope this stands as the worst loss for a thousand years and it’s the last things Inter fans think about when they close their eyes at night and open them in the morning. I hope they never forget it.

The worst loss in the history of European football 🤣

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We will talk about flair, style, and identity two seasons from now. We need Allegri to restore the standards here first, on and off the pitch.
Ye

Allegri with his outdated dinosaur terrorball approach will restored standards.

While every club looks ahead, we keep pulling the same shit and keep going backwards.

Funny thing is, the same folks who are praising the Allegri appointment were mocking him and Juve a couple of years ago when they hired him back.

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HahahahhahahahaHahhahaha
ZERO TITULI

FUCKING LOVE PSG FOR THIS

Forza milan

We are winning the scudetto next season and fuck these cousins of ours over.
Weren't you just Forza Interning last week? I know you get mad when I suggest you may be.... you know....😶
 

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Ye

Allegri with his outdated dinosaur terrorball approach will restored standards.

While every club looks ahead, we keep pulling the same shit and keep going backwards.

Funny thing is, the same folks who are praising the Allegri appointment were mocking him and Juve a couple of years ago when they hired him back.

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This is the best we can do though. I am humbled after watching PSG today. Us doing the shit PSG and Liverpool are doing is delusional.

We will be free from RedBird and Elliott then. We will have restored the lost standards then. That is when we will talk about flair and identity. Bring in a new coach and what not.

We are missing many pieces at the moment. The SD's we wanted laughed at our offers and walked on. Our first choices of head coach turned their backs on us.

We are in no position to demand anything fancy and glorious in this state. Outdated dinosaur terrorball or whatever it is. He said yes to the offer.

We had no other options for SD and coach so we took what we could. Tare and Allegri were not the best options, they were the only options out there. For us.

If we don't understand this we will be no different from the Theo Hernandez of a club. One year left on contract, no leverage, World Cup next year, no other top flight European clubs are inquiring about, only Al Hilal lol. And still asking for 7-8M per season, and still not backing down as if he had other options. A player can be as delusional as he wishes, a whole club just cannot afford to be so.
 

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The same issue we have
Leao earns like 8 million per year and he scored like 5 goals this season
He earns 7m and scored 8 which is only 4 goals less than your captain scored as a striker for the runner-up, I suggest you shut up and grow up, stop making new accounts here stay over there.
 

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We will talk about flair, style, and identity two seasons from now. We need Allegri to restore the standards here first, on and off the pitch.
If he can actually restore accountability and a level of application by the players then I would be satisfied.

Still waiting to see who will be here at the end of the window and decide if to be cautiously optimistic or prepare for another season of misery.
 

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Damn
Massaro was right all along

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mASSaro? The guy who called Mbappe the GOAT? What happened when P$G sold him?

Also let's have perspective here .... Inter are a shit team that Inzaghi kept in the scudetto race and finished second in Italy with.... beating Spanish champions Barcelona AND German champions Bayern along the way.

We have the quality to slap them around but not the discipline to do better in the league.

Give him our squad and he'd probably win the league and take us similarly far in Europe.
 

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If he can actually restore accountability and a level of application by the players then I would be satisfied.

Still waiting to see who will be here at the end of the window and decide if to be cautiously optimistic or prepare for another season of misery.
Fair enough. End results of the summer mercato will be a big factor.

People complaining about Allegri as if we could have got Luis Enrique but we went with Allegri. Even Italiano said no to us.
 

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Stop talking shit

None of our forwards press properly.
Both our fullbacks get constantly beat.
Our CBs take turns losing their man.

And then it's a coin flip if our team will decide to run for 50 mins.
I never talk shit. We need a player of that calibre. We would wipe out Napoli and inter in the scudetto with a player of that calibre.

Assuming our players play to their potential ofcourse but even in the current set up it’s easy top 2/3 if we had cocksecca and consuccka as coaches.
 

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Weren't you just Forza Interning last week? I know you get mad when I suggest you may be.... you know....😶
U were the only real inter fan. You would be the first one to get diagnosed with bipolar disorder.

But me I just troll about inter

I would never support anyone barring Milan.

Out of spite and hatred towards our shit management, I say some stuff that would be provocative

I am a milan fan till I die.

I did say before it would be zero tituli like ages back for inter

So yea there is that.
 

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Imagine being Merda fans who spent thousands of dollars to travel so far to Munich only to see the team getting the worst beating of CL final history. Compared to that, the holocaust is like Glastonbury.
 

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I never talk shit. We need a player of that calibre. We would wipe out Napoli and inter in the scudetto with a player of that calibre.

Assuming our players play to their potential ofcourse but even in the current set up it’s easy top 2/3 if we had cocksecca and consuccka as coaches.
Yes we need one of those players but even if we had him all the other things still apply.

If our players were committed, developing themselves and playing all out, then all of what you said may still be true even without him.
Your statement read as if we are just good mid away from being successful when we are shambles all over the pitch and off it as well.
 

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So 2 others midgets and one Spaniard
To win a ucl title now huh

Portuguese got some good mids

Any chance we can get Bernardo Silva. He wants to move out it seems.
 

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mASSaro? The guy who called Mbappe the GOAT? What happened when P$G sold him?

Also let's have perspective here .... Inter are a shit team that Inzaghi kept in the scudetto race and finished second in Italy with.... beating Spanish champions Barcelona AND German champions Bayern along the way.

We have the quality to slap them around but not the discipline to do better in the league.

Give him our squad and he'd probably win the league and take us similarly far in Europe.
Massaro also said the following;

Carlos is better than Maldini cause he scored goals

Marcelo is better than maldini

Prime Pato would be the best player in the world right now and is better than tevez in his prime lel

Thinks argnetinas World Cup win wasn’t rigged

Rooney is better than Sheva lelll
 

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Feels like winning cl of our own, the humilation, the history of worst results in history, the 0 titles this year, the crying of players / fans, for sure it is early christmas for everyone.
 

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Fair enough. End results of the summer mercato will be a big factor.

People complaining about Allegri as if we could have got Luis Enrique but we went with Allegri. Even Italiano said no to us.
Yes - many like to act like Milan is still the primary destination.

I am still surprised we took a seasoned coach and actually moved quickly once the actual SD was introduced.
Can only hope serious players (don't have to be super expensive) are added and much less of the hope and prayer types of the past seasons.
 

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Build a team
Don’t build superstars
Stop grovelling at superstars’ penises

Star culture needs to go

Team culture is what we need

PSG is a team without mbappe
 

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