The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[Ryo]

It ain't even June 1st yet where I live.
That Summer vibe.

 

[DonSilvio]

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Our mods need to stop being so classy and step it up

 

[Bird]

Remember ladri's #ItsTimeToBeProud after their last humiliating CL final loss?

I wonder what merda's hashtag will be.

 

[vB9]

Apparently there is some serious issues between Kyle Walker and his wife ? Ex wife Annie kilner

He reckons that affected his performance this year

Why are these players with marital issues coming to Milan fuck sake. The Spanish turd too.

i was wrong abt him, i knew he'd fail, i also thought he'd get sum assists&goals... fecker didnt even play that much

 

[Ash]

Nah mate. If you invest wisely and follow proper footballing heritage, you still have a chance.
PSG paid their dues. They went from Ronaldinho -> Ibra & Thiago Silva -> Bappe Neymar Messi -> Proper football club.
Chelsea did similar.

Money speeds up the process, but you need the right coach, the right management and the right players to Achieve greatness.
Respect to Luis Enrique. He built a functional football team. After their loss in 2020, PSG's team only had Marquinhos from that team remaining. Took them 5 years to revamp and refresh, but here they are.

This is just fantasy talk.

Money definitely plays a crucial factor other than speeding up the process. For one, it allows you to buy infinite duds intil you get the right players as you are not affected financially.

So no. Its really not about just investing wisely. Even to resch that stage they went through multiple trial and error. Just investing wisely may get you to a Dortmund or Atalanta level, but thats it. But you need heaps of money and that to win titles.

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[Fusiproe12]

 

[Fusiproe12]

6-0 > 5-0

PSG

 

[Ryo]

 

[Fusiproe12]

Imagine losing 5-1 to Simone

 

[Master Smurf]

If we had a mid like Fabian Ruiz I guarantee we win the scudetto easy

And probably go far in ucl

Stop talking shit

None of our forwards press properly.
Both our fullbacks get constantly beat.
Our CBs take turns losing their man.

And then it's a coin flip if our team will decide to run for 50 mins.

 

[grandeacm2]

Apparently there is some serious issues between Kyle Walker and his wife ? Ex wife Annie kilner

He reckons that affected his performance this year

Why are these players with marital issues coming to Milan fuck sake. The Spanish turd too.

When all else fails, blame it on the wife

 

[Ashish]

Newcastle is winning the cl in 2 years against inter then they will be adopted as Italian bitch of gulf. Already gifted cl to state clubs of UAE and Qatar

 

[kevin_dk]

i was wrong abt him, i knew he'd fail, i also thought he'd get sum assists&goals... fecker didnt even play that much

It is alright mate. I had some hope about him too.

Motherfucker is just running away from the reality in England. Been staying at a hotel since day one in Milan. Probably orders outcall bitches every single day.

 

[Bird]

I had to make this one before I went to bed.

 

[vB9]

lol

 

[vB9]

this is wot you get for asking 80m for a Dutch Son

 

[Fusiproe12]

Merda fantasistas are Zalewski and Asllani

Simone built such a shitty squad, even if it worked for his style

no coach in the world would get the same results as him with these players, 1 Serie A title

At the end they only wasted money and time

 

[Ashish]

Man theylost all the titles on last day

This whooping has been immortalized in cl lore.

 

[Ashish]

They wore yellow jerseys
no coreo.

Destruction entire 90 minutes. Insane

 

[vB9]

happy for him... he been there since the beginning

 

[grandeacm2]

Merda fantasistas are Zalewski and Asllani

Simone built such a shitty squad, even if it worked for his style

no coach in the world would get the same results as him with these players, 1 Serie A title

At the end they only wasted money and time

Simone built it? You mean Marotta with a shoestring budget?

 

[grandeacm2]

no coreo.

Their social media twitterX snake got slaughtered by the PSG Dragonslayer

 

[Fusiproe12]

Simone built it? You mean Marotta with a shoestring budget?

Marotta is the president now

 

[kevin_dk]

Stop talking shit

None of our forwards press properly.
Both our fullbacks get constantly beat.
Our CBs take turns losing their man.

And then it's a coin flip if our team will decide to run for 50 mins.

We will talk about flair, style, and identity two seasons from now. We need Allegri to restore the standards here first, on and off the pitch.

 

[haditusso]

Would you take Simone over allegri?

 

[Ryo]

Merda fantasistas are Zalewski and Asllani

Simone built such a shitty squad, even if it worked for his style

no coach in the world would get the same results as him with these players, 1 Serie A title

At the end they only wasted money and time

He didn't want to.
Oaktree ain't allowing them to spend excess funds for players.
They won't be spending Zhangy boi money until they can fix their finances and find another owner.

 

[Ryo]

Accurate.
Disappointing, but we go again next year.

 

[Ashish]

Enrique’s little girl died because of bone cancer in 19. Damn

 

[Correctamundo]

Imagine paying a bum fraud like Lautaro 11m Net-19.6m Gross. But wait! There's more





While our boys are getting


But we should be spending more on money on transfers & wages our owners are moving like the Glazers. We made 400m profits last season from revenues but had to sell Tonali so we could spend? That's bullshit even Marseille and Lyon are spending more than us without selling. Vaffanculu Gerry&Elliot

 

[grandeacm2]

Marotta is the president now

Well yeah he is in charge of the whole club, and that includes spending
Oaktree are cheapskates like Elkann(CR7 transfer notwithstanding)
Conte used to complain about not enough backing

Marotta did the same shit at Juve, bought refs and bought some workhorses for Allegri and lost 2 finals
This also ruined Allegri who bought into the whole self-perpetuating defensive Italian mentality and he became a cynical catenaccio 1-0 win coach
He was at his best when he was under Silvio and was forced to play offensively, only a shame that he had many old players who he then lost in 2012 and weren't adequately replaced at all