The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[AC Kid]

Musa is good.. he needs a coach and if conte is that coach he will be really special

 

[rossonero1]

 

[Maxer44]

Serbia have had great individuals but it has never worked out properly.

Overpaid cucks(in some cases literally speaking)..

Fortunately for us we bought the only one who's actually got some level of balls in Pavlo.

But I wouldn't touch any other.
especially the sitter missing lesbian from Juve..

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Always remember gattuso beefing with him

We used to kill Bayern for fun back then

Even when they used to beat everyone else. Bayern were petrified of us

Now I am so glad we never played them post 2010 hahaha

 

[Raz]

all this dua lipa bashing to come up with....... avril lavigne?

For real. Dude has brain damage at minimum

 

[Jivara]

What about Krunic bro?

I rate him.

Pjanic was good

 

[Raz]

And this nibba also said, Taylor Swift

 

[Jivara]

Okay wise guy, how about prime Michelle Pfeiffer?

Her prime is eternal

Beautiful woman

 

[grandeacm2]

Holy fuck, you clowns really are shitting on Avril Lavigne and praising a hideous butterface like Dua?
I think you are the one with brain damage Raz

 

[grandeacm2]

Her prime is eternal

Beautiful woman

She still looks great even at 60-something.

 

[Raz]

Holy fuck, you clowns really are shitting on Avril Lavigne and praising a hideous butterface like Dua?
I think you are the one with brain damage Raz

Dude, Dua Lipa is not anywhere near my top 10, but if you're gonna call her ugly better come up with better alternatives than Taylor Swift and Avril Lavigne lmao

 

[MW6]

Yes, 26 goal contributions in 50 games seems like a great return, no? Well, lets deep dive a little bit:

5 g+a against 36th place Young Boys
3 g+a against 14th place Verona
2 g+a against Serie B Cesena
2 g+a against 20th place Monza
2 g+a against 30th place Sturm Graz
2 g+a against 18th place Empoli

This is 16 g+a in stat-padding games against literal fodder teams. Take out these, and you have 44 games with Atalanta, with 10 g+a. In fact, if we even count national team games, CDK played 44(!!) games last season where he didn't even register a single g+a. 44!

This guy is inconsistent as hell, stat-padding against fodder, but useless in 85% of the games. We were fooled once with a player like this - Chukwueze in his last Villareal season managed to get no goals or assists in 30 league games.

I don't get why some people are still in love with CDK. He is an inconsistent beta cuck, a pussy, who showed he doesn't have the character to be a champion. Even now, when "on paper" he has great numbers, but if you take a closer look at it, you see that he is a fool's gold player. We made a good deal with getting rid of him for 25 mil. It was a necessary loss mitigation.

I already did his stats some week ago. Check below and let me know if you’re impressed with Leao’s stat padding.

The player considered a key player SCORED against the following opponents this season:

Serie A - Lazio, Cagliari x2, Como, Empoli, Bologna, Udinese, Genoa.

Champions League - Slo. Bratislava, Girona, Red Star Belgrad

Coppa Italia & Supercoppa - Sassoulo
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But what about assists, surely he contributed in other ways? Glad you asked..

Serie A - Parma, Venezia x2, Lecce, Atalanta, Hellas Verona, Lazio, Lecce again, Udinese, Genoa

Champions League - Real Madrid (0 points against Feyenoord)

Coppa Italia & Supercoppa - Inter (CI semi) and Inter (SC final)
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To summarize: Our highest paid player and the player Milan should consider a key part produced the following amount of points in the 14 league-games against the 7 teams that finished above Milan in the standings: 3 (1 against the top-6 teams). And btw, the only goals he scored at San Siro was against Bratislava, Girona and Sassoulo.

For those of you who still wonder who this BIG GAME player is, it’s Rafael Leao.

 

[Dena]

@86_longo: #LoftusCheek is set to leave Milan. #ACMilan could let him go for €10M #Sarri wants him at #Lazio.

 

[Dena]

@86_longo: #Chukwueze and Milan, farewells in the making. He is not part of #Allegri's plans. He has been offered to #RealBetis. There will be negotiations in the coming days!

 

[grandeacm2]

Salihamidzic is one player of Bosnian origin that was really good at his peak. Good player for Bayern.

Do you count Ibra as a Bosnian player?
And how about Pjanic? Ljajic was okay iirc.

 

[LemonCookies]

Xhaka is a high quality leader?

Your refusal to offer alternatives just makes you a troll. Engage in good faith, otherwise what are you doing on here?

 

[grandeacm2]

Serbia have had great individuals but it has never worked out properly.

The opposite for Kosovo and Albania.
On an individual level the players are not that good, for a while most Kosovo NT players were even from 2nd or 3rd-tier leaues.
But we have punched above our weight as a team and even played some entertaining football. In 2018 a lot of the players were 2nd-tier but we went unbeaten for 15 matches in International Friendlies(and some qualifier matches iirc) to the point where FIFA called us Brazil of the Balkans.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Do you count Ibra as a Bosnian player?
And how about Pjanic? Ljajic was okay iirc.

Ibra yea although he is part Romani too
Pjanic yes the best creative player of Bosnian origin ever produced.

I really wanted pjanic nainnggolan and strootman midfield.

Fucking Roma of all teams had that trio

 

[grandeacm2]

Your refusal to offer alternatives just makes you a troll. Engage in good faith, otherwise what are you doing on here?

I already addressed this.
I don't want wannabe leaders I want good players.
Xhaka can be a leader for Leverkusen but at AC Milan he is a nobody.
Modric will be the leader not Xhaka who nobody gives a fuck about.

 

[vB9]

was a serious question

I can see how dua lipa is overrated

my question was sincere

Im sorry for his post. I liked how you kept yr cool

 

[grandeacm2]

Ibra yea although he is part Romani too

Wait what really?

 

[SuperP]

Because Tare is giving us a bad name with his nepotism. It was already embarrassing when he spent big on Muriqi for Lazio. If he pulls that shit at Milan it will be 1000 times more embarrassing.
Where is the nepotism with Tijjani tell me? Did we have a Dutch SD when we bought him?
Also Tij was more accomplished at the time and he was from Dutch league which will cost more than Belgian league generally.
If you read the thread you can see that I also criticized Gimenez for recommending us that Mexican fodder defender from Genoa.
And I also have criticized Moncada's obssesion with French league players for years but I wasn't in this forum back then.

There's great interest for him? This is the first time I heard of his name.
We are not Man City to spend 30M on uproven players from Belgian league.

I think you are the one who should calm down and drink a cup of coffee.
I don't like coffee btw.

I already said I do not like the sum you can keep the comments logical and fair and take out ethnicity out of equation.

There is a difference on disliking a part of a transfer and disliking because you don't wanna buy Albanian players.

He is not giving anyone a bad name Muriqi was loved in turkey and their fans were really upset when he left as he had good numbers.

Sometimes things don't work out.

However are you sure a Trust fund company would spend 35 million on nepotism?

I don't care where he is from as long as there is due diligence.

 

[Raz]

Fam......

 

[Curupira]

Fam......

grandeacm's a sk8er boy, see you l8er boy

 

[The Cat]

RLC, Musah, reijnders, pobega (?) OUT
Modric, xhaka, jashiri, rabiot (?) IN

 

[ymsv]

Her prime is eternal

Beautiful woman

All of that discussion , finally a proper transfer market .

 

[grandeacm2]

We used to kill Bayern for fun back then

Even when they used to beat everyone else. Bayern were petrified of us

Now I am so glad we never played them post 2010 hahaha

I rewatched the 2002/03 Bayern vs Milan Away match in youtube recently.
Ancelotti was literally playing terror-ball vs Bayern and Hitzfeld's Bayern was killing us. Ballack was booked for playacting, pretending Kaladze hit him. 2 goals by Inzaghi, Spanish commentator praising him and also he was expressing confusion about Pirlo being played deeper, Seedorf at LCM instead of RCM and saying that Ancelotti put out a really offensive line-up.

Return match at San Siro we played much better but we won thanks to an Inzaghi offside goal

I wonder how much we could have done with a better coach than Ancelotti back then.

 

[Balo45]

grandeacm's a sk8er boy, see you l8er boy

This was huge when I was in 2nd grade in 2001, bringing back memories

There’s a funny conspiracy that she died and was replaced by a clone

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Wait what really?

Notable people According to an article in the Czech sports magazine Hattrick, written by Zdeněk Ryšavý, Ibrahimović has Romani heritage through his Catholic Croatian mother.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

I rewatched the 2002/03 Bayern vs Milan Away match in youtube recently.
Ancelotti was literally playing terror-ball vs Bayern and Hitzfeld's Bayern was killing us. Ballack was booked for playacting, pretending Kaladze hit him. 2 goals by Inzaghi, Spanish commentator praising him and also he was expressing confusion about Pirlo being played deeper, Seedorf at LCM instead of RCM and saying that Ancelotti put out a really offensive line-up.

Return match at San Siro we played much better but we won thanks to an Inzaghi offside goal

I wonder how much we could have done with a better coach than Ancelotti back then.

If we had a top coach like hitzfield, del bosque or klopp etc

We would win 3 or 4 ucls in that period along with 3 scudetti regardless whether rube rigs the league or not