The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[grandeacm2]

hey granit stay way from the Klub of my <3
AC is only for El33t playas

i bet u cant even sk8 b00000000000000000000000000000i

see ya l8ers sk8rs!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

 

[milanator]

uhhhhh
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Yeah she is nothing special, I even put her in my latest post.

Avril is firmly in the short legs long torso gang and her conditioning is also nothing to write home about, especially for a 00s singer.



But they are both nothing special, random people have such bodies. Compare that to a J Lo, Shakira, Madonna, Gwen Stefani etc.

They often have better bodies at a mature age, and we're like professional dancer etc level in their prime.

 

[Vlad]

Pop music is gay

 

[Tantalis]

Pop music is gay

It can still bop though

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Heyoka

 

[Tantalis]

Heyoka

 

[jawz10]

I don’t hate anyone but what I feel about this rascal isn’t much different. Scumbag street punk. I feel like a Lazio ultra whenever I see him.

There is nothing scumbag or punk about him. That you anyone can look at a talented, rich, friendly, quiet, carefree young man with thousands of dollars of clothes on him, his hair tied back and orderly, and smiling/dancing and see a “Scumbag street punk” is an admission that you really are just a Lazio ultra on the inside. I mean that literally. Leao is not my favorite, but the way you’re describing him is completely inaccurate and in reality, showing your true colors.

 

[Raz]

Can we all agree that both these bitches being discussed for the past 50 pages are mid at best and call it quits?

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

If you want to put your pork sausage in Dua Lipa you're gay... And being gay isn't a bad thing, but own that shit!!!

Dua Lipa, lol...

 

[milanator]

Can we all agree that both these bitches being discussed for the past 50 pages are mid at best and call it quits?

I hope you don't think the next side topic will be better

 

[Samaldinho]

Jashari's agent, from what I'm told, absolutely wants to bring him to Milan

Carlo Pellegatti

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Can we all agree that both these bitches being discussed for the past 50 pages are mid at best and call it quits?

Guerra looks good though bro
Jhasari yes is meh

 

[P.Lorre]

can we please just go back to hating on theo?

 

[Tantalis]

can we talk about guisy?

 

[P.Lorre]

can we talk about guisy?

dortmund aint selling

 

[Neruda]

Wait @Soldier_of_god is aussie? ur most beautiful women are leb

 

[pippofan]

The reason we're talking about singers, actresses, etc. is because there are no real mercato news, it's a dead period, all repetitive and speculative. At least with this other stuff we keep the place busy instead of dead but as soon as a transfer is made it will be all about calcio and critiques of the new players.

I personally don't mind learning preferences of fellow posters on different topics, it's a way of getting closer to one another, even cultural stuff that I was not aware of and that I find educational and, in some cases, surprising, confirming that stereotypes are often wrong.

The transfer market is not moving as quickly as I had hope and I'm baffled when I read things like, "there will be contacts next week" or we like player X but have not made a formal offer. Why the wait? Why next week? Why not today?

 

[pippofan]

Guerra looks good though bro
Jhasari yes is meh

I would be very leery of doing business with Brugge after the CDK fiasco.

 

[forward]

What i find weird about the orphans is that they care so much.. he was bought by rb so even if they did force him out what difference does it make.

He was the best player in a team that finished top 8.

You'd think, smart management would keep the best players and replace the worst ones to have good chances of making CL next season.
But nope, they just want to cover the financial losses.

Also, people are so excited over "sell Theo, sell Leao, sell Mike, sell Tomori, sell Thiaw rumours".
I got another question - which player did we sign who will help us finish top 4 next season?

A 40 y.o. Modric?

 

[P.Lorre]

I got another question - which player did we sign who will help us finish top 4 next season?

A 40 y.o. Modric?

What's the date on the calendar today?
What's the date in which we can sign a player?

 

[Kmoney]

This is better imo

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Nice. I didn’t know this was a thing

 

[nonsonoqui]

Nice. I didn’t know this was a thing

For real?

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Wait @Soldier_of_god is aussie? ur most beautiful women are leb

Neveeeeer
Our most beautiful women are Serbian/bosnian and some Greek

 

[Soldier_of_god]

can we talk about guisy?

Only heyoka

 

[Inas]

The reason we're talking about singers, actresses, etc. is because there are no real mercato news, it's a dead period, all repetitive and speculative. At least with this other stuff we keep the place busy instead of dead but as soon as a transfer is made it will be all about calcio and critiques of the new players.

I personally don't mind learning preferences of fellow posters on different topics, it's a way of getting closer to one another, even cultural stuff that I was not aware of and that I find educational and, in some cases, surprising, confirming that stereotypes are often wrong.

The transfer market is not moving as quickly as I had hope and I'm baffled when I read things like, "there will be contacts next week" or we like player X but have not made a formal offer. Why the wait? Why next week? Why not today?

I'm not panicking yet. Majorly because;
1. The transfer window hasn't even officially opened yet. So there's time, really.
2. I don't expect serious movement regarding incomings without first reducing the roster, especially in the midfield. Far too many dead woods. We really need to sell before you see serious moves.

 

[fray]

Modric , xhaka
Warra club , cant wait to see mid table again

What, were you expecting inexperienced players? We need more leaders & stylistically these two are ideal for us, given the tempo in Italy.

Since Allegri took over, it was obvious which type of players we would target. Mainly players you can describe as 'senatori'. And if we were to target any young players, it would be someone expensive like Jashari, coming off a good season in the UCL vs the big boys & Belgian league POTS.

It's a paradigm shift given that I cannot even remember the last Milan manager to have such tangible influence on the mercato.

 

[Massaro94]

He was the best player in a team that finished top 8.

You'd think, smart management would keep the best players and replace the worst ones to have good chances of making CL next season.
But nope, they just want to cover the financial losses.

Also, people are so excited over "sell Theo, sell Leao, sell Mike, sell Tomori, sell Thiaw rumours".
I got another question - which player did we sign who will help us finish top 4 next season?

A 40 y.o. Modric?

Don't worry mate...your beloved rafa and theo aren't going anywhere

 

[SecondStar]

There is nothing scumbag or punk about him. That you anyone can look at a talented, rich, friendly, quiet, carefree young man with thousands of dollars of clothes on him, his hair tied back and orderly, and smiling/dancing and see a “Scumbag street punk” is an admission that you really are just a Lazio ultra on the inside. I mean that literally. Leao is not my favorite, but the way you’re describing him is completely inaccurate and in reality, showing your true colors.

 

[Rockstar]

Deport Sam back to India, Mr Trump

 

[Maxer44]

Balkan brates, is this the same last name as Pašalić?

The regular “s” makes me feel like we aren’t getting the full experience

If he spelled this correctly.
It's not unfortunately...

The "š" in Pašalić is like the "s" in shotgun.

This is just a regular old "S"..