The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[Alo88]

Yo is this true? Tare and Allegri wanted to keep Theo and furlani blocked the option?

Oh Giorgio, my CEO

Eradicating fodders one by one

The irony of this spin is that is says Theo lost patience when it's clearly been the other way around.

 

[P.Lorre]

Moretto stepping on DiMarzio's toes about Zinchenko is a mega flex.

There's real beef between that Fab/Matteo faction and GDM. And I'm not sure why... Fab was his understudy for years.

Perhaps that's the problem. The student became the teacher.

 

[papaberlu]

 

[Alo88]

Are you saying buying a stadium doesn’t impact ffp?

So ffp rules would discount purchase of a stadium and what offset it against our losses?

Yes, exactly. FFP (now called FSR):

Squad Cost Rule
Clubs may spend no more than 70 % of their revenue on:
– player and coach wages
– transfer amortisation
– agent fees

Phased implementation:
• 90 % in 2023/24
• 80 % in 2024/25
• 70 % from 2025/26 onwards

It means not making the CL and missing out on those revenues directly impacts how much we're allowed to spend on players, wages and agent fees. Not making CL really fucks us twice.


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Football Earnings Rule
Over a rolling three-year period, clubs may post a maximum loss of 60M – as long as the owner covers any losses beyond 5M via equity contributions.

Key thresholds:
• Losses up to 5M– fine, no coverage needed
• 5M to 60M – allowed if covered by owner
• Some leeway up to 90M for clubs in excellent financial standing


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Infrastructure Exemptions
Expenses on the following are excluded from UEFA’s financial calculations:
– stadium construction or renovation
– training facilities
– youth academies
– women’s football
– sustainability projects

→ These do not count against FFP limits.


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Solvency & Monitoring
Clubs must have no overdue payables towards: – other clubs
– employees
– tax authorities
– UEFA
Audits take place quarterly.


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Sanctions for Non-Compliance
Possible consequences include:
– fines
– restrictions on transfers and squad size
– deduction of UEFA prize money
– points deductions
– exclusion from UEFA competitions

 

[P.Lorre]

Not sure how to feel about him as a source, but when you claim exclusive... You better be correct.

He also has mega beef w Longo iirc.

 

[CDarius]

I guess i should stop getting kits with players name on the back.
First it was Kessie, then it was Tonali, Reijnders and now Theo....i also have a Leao one so i guess he is not safe either

 

[P.Lorre]

I guess i should stop getting kits with players name on the back.
First it was Kessie, then it was Tonali, Reijnders and now Theo....i also have a Leao one so i guess he is not safe either

should've got yourself an origi and bennacer kit

 

[P.Lorre]

^^^^ The Jashari to Milan news is actually a SKY SPORT SWITZERLAND exclusive story, written by Sacha Tavolieri.

Gives it a little more credibility now, actually.

Hmmmm, LET'S FUCKING GO?

 

[Hitman]

^^^^ The Jashari to Milan news is actually a SKY SPORT SWITZERLAND exclusive story, written by Sacha Tavolieri.

Gives it a little more credibility now, actually.

Hmmmm, LET'S FUCKING GO?

belgian tonali vibes

 

[CDarius]

should've got yourself an origi and bennacer kit

I have a Bennacer one.. he only went on loan..but im pretty sure he will leave aswell

 

[R.Akbar]

Yo is this true? Tare and Allegri wanted to keep Theo and furlani blocked the option?

Oh Giorgio, my CEO

Eradicating fodders one by one

We should get Furlani out of our club

Jeez, man..

 

[ymsv]

I guess i should stop getting kits with players name on the back.
First it was Kessie, then it was Tonali, Reijnders and now Theo....i also have a Leao one so i guess he is not safe either

It is your fault that Origi is still here .

 

[CDarius]

It is your fault that Origi is still here .

Only way i would have got an Origi kit...maybe if he scored a hattrick in the CL semi final 2nd leg.....MAYBE

 

[Ryo]

I guess i should stop getting kits with players name on the back.
First it was Kessie, then it was Tonali, Reijnders and now Theo....i also have a Leao one so i guess he is not safe either

Now to make up for it, hurry up and order a couple of kits.
Musah and RLC.

 

[Bringfriends]

I understand that Tare probably has his scouts/eyes and connection to Balkan players, but I am not sure if it's a good idea to focus mainly on such targets (and I am a guy from the Balkans).
1-2 such players is great, because usually we are hard working, no-bullshit people, but when there are a lot of us in one place...yeaah not a lot of work is done usually then.

 

[P.Lorre]

I understand that Tare probably has his scouts/eyes and connection to Balkan players, but I am not sure if it's a good idea to focus mainly on such targets (and I am a guy from the Balkans).
1-2 such players is great, because usually we are hard working, no-bullshit people, but when there are a lot of us in one place...yeaah not a lot of work is done usually then.

But... he's Swiss

 

[The Cat]

^^^^ The Jashari to Milan news is actually a SKY SPORT SWITZERLAND exclusive story, written by Sacha Tavolieri.

Gives it a little more credibility now, actually.

Hmmmm, LET'S FUCKING GO?

Yeah this Sacha dude is Belgium based and looks reliable.

Im just pretty sure it will be rejected

 

[Raz]

Hahahahah they are now reporting playets we like BUT CANT GET hahahabahah
After 120 mil sales we still cant buy
Lets wait some more sales
Maybe after we reach 200 mil

 

[P.Lorre]

Yeah this Sacha dude is Belgium based and looks reliable.

Im just pretty sure it will be rejected

Well, the article says the offer will be rejected, and that Milan wants to close between 30-35M.
It's a negotiation... You can't start too high. 30M is a great initial offer, if true.

 

[Bringfriends]

But... he's Swiss

Yes, my bad in that case, didn't look into him much, got baited by the name.
He is of Albanian descent, but born and raised in Switzerland, so I assume he is more of a Swiss lived his whole life in that environment/culture.

 

[Hugh Janus]

He's literally shaking! How the fuck are they clowning the guy his dick’s doing backflips for?

 

[Hugh Janus]

I understand that Tare probably has his scouts/eyes and connection to Balkan players, but I am not sure if it's a good idea to focus mainly on such targets (and I am a guy from the Balkans).
1-2 such players is great, because usually we are hard working, no-bullshit people, but when there are a lot of us in one place...yeaah not a lot of work is done usually then.

Stupid rasist

 

[Rockstar]

200 mil for moar JLo coke parties

 

[mPanucci]

Reports that Allegri and Tare tried to convince Furlani to keep Theo worry me. Apparently they had to do that over Mike, as well.

Well, what worries me is what sources your concerns are based on. There's only one source that says that n it's bullshit source. Kay Palli Style. SUS!!
Noticed it long before I signed up. Ur sources are always handpicked n u only use what fits the story u want to tell. U do it cleverly, always hiding behind a wall of text n a dash of ChatGPT.

 

[Kmoney]

Yo is this true? Tare and Allegri wanted to keep Theo and furlani blocked the option?

Oh Giorgio, my CEO

Eradicating fodders one by one

As shit as last season has been at least red bird has learned their lesson and is entrusting the project to more hardened “old school” guys who follow conventional methods

 

[mPanucci]

 

[mPanucci]

 

[brk]

One more week to July 1st, which is when we can officially sign players to 5 year contracts. Any player we sign now we can only offer a 4 year contract. I expect a lot of deals to be closed next week, especially since Allegri wants as close to a full squad as possible by the time preseason starts early next month.

 

[Kmoney]

@Alo88 what can you tell us about this guy

Is he hyped in Switzerland?

 

[mPanucci]

One more week to July 1st, which is when we can officially sign players to 5 year contracts. Any player we sign now we can only offer a 4 year contract. I expect a lot of deals to be closed next week, especially since Allegri wants as close to a full squad as possible by the time preseason starts early next month.

We can sign any player today w a contract starting on 1st of July until 30th June 2030.

No excuses for not havin done any business yet.