The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[P.Lorre]

People wanting to ditch Fofana

God, you do NOT know ball...

 

[Beppe]

Ricci is close! Finally an Italian!!

 

[LemonCookies]

Someone give it to me straight

Is Ricci fodder

He’s steady, not flashy, doesn’t give the ball away, plays tidy passes, and will run all game. I think he’s best when given allowance to link up and make runs forward, rather than just sitting deep. He can mature as a DM, but it feels “early” for him to do so. If the rest of our midfield and team is higher quality and functions well together, he can play at DM and be just fine. Add in bench midfielders with him and he might drown under the weight of having to do too much.

 

[SecondStar]

"Theo was never as good as Antonini that one time."

How do people wake up, brush their teeth, go to work, live a normal life thinking some of the most insane things ever thought by a person and his brain? Incredible. Some people really can't cope with loss unless they commit to delusions. It's sad.

If you couldn’t tell that was said in jest, you are dumber than Theo on that fateful night against Feyenoord. And btw, stop sneak dissing pussy.

 

[Curupira]

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are we finally gonna cook?

 

[nonsonoqui]

 

[grandeacm2]

People wanting to ditch Fofana

God, you do NOT know ball...

If a good offer comes along he can go.
He can't tackle for shit.

 

[Curupira]

damn, exactly like the Origi case.

 

[nonsonoqui]

I need you bros to tell me the Theo here we go is otw. Paperwork delays or not, I need it!

 

[grandeacm2]

If we're selling Jovic I would keep Morata
He can add depth to our midfield with his technical qualities sometimes even if he doesn't score
I doubt we'll get any good striker

Kinda sad that Morata would rather play for Como than for Milan

 

[AndreiX]

If we're selling Jovic I would keep Morata
He can add depth to our midfield with his technical qualities sometimes even if he doesn't score
I doubt we'll get any good striker

Kinda sad that Morata would rather play for Como than for Milan

We're 100% not selling Jovic

His contract expires next week ​

 

[nonsonoqui]

If we're selling Jovic I would keep Morata
He can add depth to our midfield with his technical qualities sometimes even if he doesn't score
I doubt we'll get any good striker

Kinda sad that Morata would rather play for Como than for Milan

It’s only sad if you ignore all context

 

[AndreiX]

It’s only sad if you ignore all context

But hey, in that world, a balon d or player in Modric chose to leave real madrid for us

 

[Curupira]

Kinda sad that Morata would rather play for Como than for Milan

Feeling is mutual.

Milan also would rather Morata play for Como than for Milan.

 

[LemonCookies]

If you couldn’t tell that was said in jest, you are dumber than Theo on that fateful night against Feyenoord. And btw, stop sneak dissing pussy.

Sneak dissing

I’ll try to drop a bomb on you next time, you’re good at responding to those.

 

[sheva]

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are we finally gonna cook?

Ironic for someone like Stephanie to mock a person for liking pizza

 

[CapitanoMaldini]

The midfield restructuring has officially begun #Milan .

I confirm that at the moment the #Milan is always on the 3 tables: Ricci/Torino, Jashari/Bruges, Xhaka/Leverkusen.

With #Torino it is possible that they start discussions for other players #Milan , but separately from #Ricci . For #Ricci it is possible that they will meet today.

#Milan #Calciomercato

 

[SuperPippo]

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are we finally gonna cook?

Who's that bitch, and why is her forehead so big?

 

[sheva]

176.6 Albania + 179.5 Kosovo = 356.1cm/2 = Albanians are 178.05cm tall based on those estimates
So yes, we are taller than you Israelis

Yeah, that's not how math works when population size isn't equal

 

[Curupira]

If we get all three of Jashari, Xhaka, and Ricci and sell/loan Adli, Bennacer, and Musah.
It's a 10/10 mercato for me no matter what else happens

 

[grandeacm2]

Feeling is mutual.

Milan also would rather Morata play for Como than for Milan.

I would choose Morata over Jovic anyhow.
Jovic is as bad of a goalscorer as Morata but without his technical qualities.
We are most likely at best gonna get a fodder like Lucca to be sub for Gimenez.

Don't like how we treated him in January either.
He didn't deserve that bad treatment by Conc only for us to get Felix who had a shit unprofessional attitude unlike Morata.

 

[Curupira]

I would choose Morata over Jovic anyhow.
Jovic is as bad of a goalscorer as Morata but without his technical qualities.
We are most likely at best gonna get a fodder like Lucca to be sub for Gimenez.

Don't like how we treated him in January either.
He didn't deserve that bad treatment by Conc only for us to get Felix who had a shit unprofessional attitude unlike Morata.

Jovic is coming to Mexico though

 

[LemonCookies]

Morata was horrendous for us. Anyone wanting him here again, I hope they sit on a wet toilet seat.

 

[Kuroha]

If we get all three of Jashari, Xhaka, and Ricci and sell/loan Adli, Bennacer, and Musah.
It's a 10/10 mercato for me no matter what else happens

If we get Jashari, Tillman, Leoni, and Doue I will sacrifice my sleep to watch all Milan's match again

 

[CapitanoMaldini]

"There have been and are no negotiations with Milan for Xhaka, nor do we have any compensation in mind. Granit is a very important player for us"

Simon Rolfes (ds Bayer Leverkusen) to Kicker (away @bayer04Xtra )

 

[CapitanoMaldini]

Different league but:

 

[P.Lorre]

So we're going to make plusvalenza and get Morata's wages off the books too?

Man, we're killing it this summer and it hasn't even begun

 

[grandeacm2]

Yeah, that's not how math works when population size isn't equal

This is your best cope?
That is exactly how math works
You add up the 2 populations and then divide by 2 and you get the average

A European country being taller than a Middle Eastern one is nothing uncommon
Don't know why you're even surprised

 

[P.Lorre]

Jashari, Ricci and Modric...

How can you possibly complain?

 

[grandeacm2]

Jovic is coming to Mexico though

Yeah I read that we are selling him, so I would pick Morata over fodder Lucca or overly-expensive fodder Vlahovic
Of course I would prefer a top striker like Gyokeres to come, but that isn't happening