The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[grandeacm2]

Jashari, Ricci and Modric...

How can you possibly complain?

Modric is 40
Jashari and Ricci completely unproven, and no way we are not getting both btw

 

[P.Lorre]

Yeah I read that we are selling him,

We're not selling jovic.

 

[Curupira]

That is exactly how math works
You add up the 2 populations and then divide by 2 and you get the average

 

[P.Lorre]

Modric is 40
Jashari and Ricci completely unproven, and no way we are not getting both btw

Modric can still play and will play.
Ricci not proven? That's like saying Tonali wasn't proven. Even worse, actually
Jashari player of the year in belgium and an apparently a baller.

 

[grandeacm2]

"There have been and are no negotiations with Milan for Xhaka, nor do we have any compensation in mind. Granit is a very important player for us"

Simon Rolfes (ds Bayer Leverkusen) to Kicker (away @bayer04Xtra )

I hope it's true, but Xhaka's dad said otherwise

 

[Kmoney]

If we're selling Jovic I would keep Morata
He can add depth to our midfield with his technical qualities sometimes even if he doesn't score
I doubt we'll get any good striker

Kinda sad that Morata would rather play for Como than for Milan

6m net wages is too high for a backup who can’t even do his job

 

[grandeacm2]

snip

You people confusing average with median or something?

 

[sheva]

This is your best cope?
That is exactly how math works
You add up the 2 populations and then divide by 2 and you get the average

Fuck, you're dense

 

[grandeacm2]

6m net wages is too high for a backup who can’t even do his job

Still preferable to Jovic and fodder Lucca
And how many does fodder Leao get?

 

[Curupira]

You people confusing average with median or something?

You are right I am bad at math, forgive me

 

[grandeacm2]

Fuck, you're dense

Ok shorty

 

[The Cat]

Maybe we signed ricci instead of xhaka??? (Which im fine with)

 

[nonsonoqui]

Maybe we signed ricci instead of xhaka??? (Which im fine with)

They won’t let go of Xhaka

 

[LemonCookies]

Fodder poster sure knows a lot about fodder, hmm

 

[Curupira]

They won’t let go of Xhaka

maybe it's a good thing



this type of hair screams going to Turkey soon

 

[Ryo]

Dude, you talk like we’re real or oil clubs treating a €35M striker as an ‘alternative’, lmao. Buying another striker just proves one thing: Giménez is a massive flop and a very expensive one. And to think people harassed Maldini for years over Origi, at least he came for free. Meanwhile, Redshit is a complete joke, fumbling one failure after another.

You're making stuff up now?
Last year we had Jovic, Tammy and Morata before we brought in Gimenez. Three completely different styles of strikers.
Gimenez came to us when he was injured and only started showing his abilities late into the season.
5 goals and 2 assists in 14 Serie A games (670 minutes played) is a pretty decent return.

Origi might have come for "free", but he costs us €5.24 million in wasted salary every year. From 2022-23 to 2025-26 combined that's €20.96 million.
Bringing him in wasted a combined €21 million in salaries and taxes. Thats €21 million which we could have used to buy an actual player, instead of whatever useless waste of space Origi has been and continues to be until 2026.

 

[mPanucci]

Ricci is close! Finally an Italian!!

Have u seen him play n do u think he's really good or is ur primary criterion for player evaluation nationality?

 

[forward]

As I'm not Albanian/hobbiton by nationality, what clue do I have?

Do I say a giroud esque striker will come in beneath the 25m quote you freaked out about?

Yes

Two things are gonna happen.

He will either cost 20M+.
Or he's gonna be nowhere near Giroud.

We will find out soon enough.

 

[P.Lorre]

Origi might have come for "free", but he costs us €5.24 million in wasted salary every year. From 2022-23 to 2025-26 combined that's €20.96 million.

You're only quoting the NET numbers, my friend... his gross salary makes it much, much worse.

 

[nonsonoqui]

You are right I am bad at math, forgive me

 

[forward]

So, the guy we bought for 12m euros, and was loaned after a year and will possibly get sold (not on our coffers until January 26' at least),
is somehow a worse financial deal than Origi which cost the club 20m in total and had no more than 10 appearances in our shirt

Logical all in all

Can I bookmark and quote you for every goal Morata's replacement scores for us, all the while on a plusvalenza compared to the Origi deal?

Knowing this management, shouldn't take longer than october

You forgot Morata's fancy little salary (€8.32m gross).

As for everything else - you'll need higher quality trolling if you want me to respond.
That stuff is 4 / 10. Boring.

 

[ymsv]

176.6 Albania + 179.5 Kosovo = 356.1cm/2 = Albanians are 178.05cm tall based on those estimates
So yes, we are taller than you Israelis

But not if they are in Albania .

 

[SecondStar]

Sneak dissing

I’ll try to drop a bomb on you next time, you’re good at responding to those.

Drop a bomb on me? Can you explain what you mean by that? How did we go from football to bombs?

 

[Soldier_of_god]

If Milan can just go all out for once I would just spend 60 70 mil on gyokeres or oshimen

 

[amanmilan]

Ricci is basically tonali. His highlight videos looks exactly the same as tonali.

 

[Ashish]

You are right I am bad at math, forgive me

 

[Curupira]

my parents after that:

 

[grandeacm2]

maybe it's a good thing

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this type of hair screams going to Turkey soon

Should call up Hakan and start a Doner shop with him, I reckon

 

[mPanucci]

Ricci is basically tonali. His highlight videos looks exactly the same as tonali.

Imo Ricci has better defensive anticipation n IQ while Tonali has more offensive drive.

Ricci is what everybody thought Tonali would be when we signed him.

 

[grandeacm2]

You forgot Morata's fancy little salary (€8.32m gross).

As for everything else - you'll need higher quality trolling if you want me to respond.
That stuff is 4 / 10. Boring.

Still deserves those 8 millions more than Leao