The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[Graeco]

Ricci + Xhaka + Modric + Jashari would indeed be a midfield overhaul.
Add to that Fofana + RLC (assuming he's staying after Tare's words), and it's a solid group. Not sure who replaces Reijnders's role in terms of attacking output. Don't know enough about the Jashari kid, but apparently he's more of a "regista"? Modric and Xhaka have never been big goal contributors, while Ricci operates from deep as well.

If we're getting Ricci, I don't think we need Xhaka. They are very similar players and operate in the same space. I like the depth we would have, sure. But I do think we would also need an attacking profile out of midfield. Ideally, RLC is moved on and replaced with an attacking minded midfielder. But not too hopeful of that after Tare made it seem like he's the second coming of Seedorf.

Modric, Xhaka, and Fofana all have more assists in them. Maybe Jashari as well; but, I haven't really seen his game. We can maybe make up for Deer's goals with a midfield providing them to our attacking players more efficiently. The totality of what Deers brought to us though is hard to replace.

 

[nonsonoqui]

maybe it's a good thing

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this type of hair screams going to Turkey soon

As long as he doesn’t come back injured

 

[Alo88]

Who's that bitch, and why is her forehead so big?

She's their SD.

 

[sheva]

You forgot Morata's fancy little salary (€8.32m gross).

As for everything else - you'll need higher quality trolling if you want me to respond.
That stuff is 4 / 10. Boring.

No, I haven't forgotten about morata's 5m per year (I'm talking net for simplification, but gross is much worse in comparison of the players)

Morata played here for.. 6 months. Contributed 6 g+a for an approximate 2.5m euro salary worth. Origi for a 20m euro salary, contributed 3.

Origi is a sunken cost of 20m euro, while Morata was bought for 12m, has not been on our payroll for half a year (and won't be for a half a year more at least with fenerbahce having the option for continue the loan) and is pending a potential sale.

Having a 20m comulative salary for 3 g+a, compared to a 2.5m relative salary for a 6 g+a, is a thing of horrors

Do you really want to compare the financial/sporting transactions of Morata and Origi?

Also, I understand you're referring to trolling as to minimize the counter argument, but I haven't trolled/attempted to troll once in this exchange

 

[Alo88]

"There have been and are no negotiations with Milan for Xhaka, nor do we have any compensation in mind. Granit is a very important player for us"

Simon Rolfes (ds Bayer Leverkusen) to Kicker (away @bayer04Xtra )

 

[Master Smurf]

Tare: The priority is a “6” in front of the backline

Gimenez and the other striker will alternate, both will have different characteristics apparently.

The fact that you have to explain this

 

[Curupira]

Glorified Gokhan Inler bro.

We get to focus our funds on sticking it to Stephanie

 

[DonSilvio]

went from:



to:




are we finally gonna cook?

 

[Ashish]

my parents after that:

Most truthful meme on internet

 

[Master Smurf]

Glorified Gokhan Inler bro.

We get to focus our funds on sticking it to Stephanie

The pineapple pizza post seems like she is shook

 

[Curupira]

Most truthful meme on internet

i was always the 89.5 type

fuck the +- GPA system

 

[Alo88]

Glorified Gokhan Inler bro.

We get to focus our funds on sticking it to Stephanie

I really really want Jashari. But >35M + bonus is a delicate one, NGL.

Xhaka on the other hand just makes so much sense on so many levels and he's not even a gamble. Perfect signing in the perfect moment. No downsides whatsoever. Just fucking do it.

 

[grandeacm2]

Chillax bro
It's a bluff from the Leverkusen SD
Xhaka is coming, rejoice

 

[Curupira]

Chillax bro
It's a bluff from the Leverkusen SD
Xhaka is coming, rejoice

I thought you didn't like him? Are you trying to brk us?

 

[Ryo]

went from:



to:




are we finally gonna cook?

Is she getting nervous that they might actually lose him?
Sounds like cope.
And if he really does like that abomination, he'll be perfect for getting under opponents skins.
Straight up going into tackles shouting "Pineapple Pizza!"

 

[grandeacm2]

Glorified Gokhan Inler bro.

We get to focus our funds on sticking it to Stephanie

Can we stick it to her by getting De Cuyper instead please?

 

[grandeacm2]

I thought you didn't like him? Are you trying to brk us?

I don't, at all
But Xhaka's dad confirmed the talks with Milan
He's coming

 

[mPanucci]

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[grandeacm2]

We will get Lorenzo Lucca, possibly on loan with option to buy, to play as a sub for Gimenez
Also to placate Ibrahimovic who wants him because Lucca reminds him of himself I guess

Don't expect any top striker to come here

 

[LemonCookies]

Drop a bomb on me? Can you explain what you mean by that? How did we go from football to bombs?

 

[LemonCookies]

I don’t believe Tare or Allegri give a flying fuck about what Ibra thinks or wants.

 

[vB9]

this specific angle... do you not see 1 of dr. moreau's animals

 

[sheva]

Morata to como makes good sense, actually

Fabregas obviously knows Morata very well from La Roja, morata seems like an emotional player that needs extra motivation in order to perform, and como is probably his only chance at playing top flight football after his interview towards our management, who won't take him back (at least willingly)

Como seems to be a group of youngsters who need veterans to lead the squad, and for a 4 year deal on 13m euro transfer fee, we only need 9.5m to break even.

 

[Pigeon]

I am already we are even contemplating paying that much

He should be 20 mil max

yeah 10 years ago

with PL throwing dumb money around, 20m nowadays gets you fuck all

 

[vB9]

Morata to como makes good sense, actually

Fabregas obviously knows Morata very well from La Roja, morata seems like an emotional player that needs extra motivation in order to perform, and como is probably his only chance at playing top flight football after his interview towards our management, who won't take him back (at least willingly)

Como seems to be a group of youngsters who need veterans to lead the squad, and for a 4 year deal on 13m euro transfer fee, we only need 9.5m to break even.

ask for Paz

 

[dcfcfan1]

We won’t get ricci xaha and the other Belgian cm

Only two will come

 

[vB9]

fecking annoying that morata got to play for clubs such as Real, Milan, juve

well done to Barca

 

[Master Smurf]

Morata to como makes good sense, actually

Fabregas obviously knows Morata very well from La Roja, morata seems like an emotional player that needs extra motivation in order to perform, and como is probably his only chance at playing top flight football after his interview towards our management, who won't take him back (at least willingly)

Como seems to be a group of youngsters who need veterans to lead the squad, and for a 4 year deal on 13m euro transfer fee, we only need 9.5m to break even.

Hopefully they don't improve too much and continue to take our scrubs.

Como our high end fodder and Monza the rest.

 

[leaf]

Sneak dissing

I’ll try to drop a bomb on you next time, you’re good at responding to those.

Hey
HEY!
Don't break the ceasefire
You guys have been attacking each other for so long neither has any idea what the fuck he's doing

 

[vB9]

Como our high end fodder and Monza the rest.

wonder how is doing