Oh, brilliant. A €35M signing shows up, can’t perform, and the excuse is “the team’s dysfunctional”? Wow, poor guy. Must be exhausting playing professional football. Isn’t stepping up and helping the team kind of… I don’t know, his actual job? Funny how Leão, Theo, and Maignan, real winners who literally dragged this club to a Scudetto, never got that kind of pity, even when things were falling apart. But some random guy from a no-name league? Suddenly it’s everyone else’s fault. Let me guess, it’s fine because he’s not a Maldini signing, but one of this clown management’s golden boys, so he gets a free pass from the usual Americunts and management asslickers like you. And who thought it was smart to bring in an injury-prone player in a club with the infamous Milan Lab? Oh right, this galaxy-brain management. What could possibly go wrong?
