The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[Curupira]

LONGO (AND SCHIRA) - MILAN ARE BACK IN FOR DE CUYPER, OF BRUGGES. RECENT POSITIVE CONTACTS AS RECENT AS TODAY

Tare on Stefanie this summer

 

[Ashish]

Oh my god we terminated Origi. Maldini’s crown jewel when he was made king un jong after scudetto

What about midget bin naseer his second act?

Grazie tare. You buy good players we can get a galliani golden bow tie.

 

[grandeacm2]

Bringing up someone’s late mother because you’re insecure about your foot size is a level of insecurity you can only admire frankly.

Why does this forum attract so many disengenous passive-aggressive twats with no balls who twist other people's words and talk behind people's backs?
You people behave like Inter fans.

I said that I was about to make a mom joke, but then I remembered that his mother had passed away so I refrained from doing so.
Because unlike many members of this forum, I possess something called morals.

 

[Milan10]

Anyone have a recap on who we have sold lol

Have we really sold 180M worth of shit players and Tijani?

 

[Milan10]

Why does this forum attract so many disengenous passive-aggressive twats with no balls who twist other people's words and talk behind people's backs?
You people behave like Inter fans.

I said that I was about to make a mom joke, but then I remembered that his mother had passed away so I refrained from doing so.
Because unlike many members of this forum, I possess something called morals.

Do you… do you not see how saying, “I was going to make a mom joke but remembered your mom is dead” isn’t the most ****** and passive aggressive way to bring up the guy’s dead mom?

And all because you have… small feet

 

[Milan10]

F.a.g.g.o.t. Is the censored word there

 

[Myalon]

Do you even understand the stats? Without even checking, I'm pretty sure Gimenez played at most 1/3 of the minutes compared to the other players you mentioned. How can you compare them? If he's that good, why doesn't he play more? How did he even lose his starting spot to some low-skill striker at Milan at one point? Not to mention his performances against big clubs or in high-stakes matches: non existent.

I don't know why you underestimate Gimenez as much. He is a very good attacker you see him on his movements and in front of the goal.

Doesn't he score in big games? He was mainly noticed in UCL by scoring against Bayern and City if I remember correctly.

His statistics in UCL 11 games, 8 goals 2 assists. In the Europa League 11 games 6 goals.

Even saying that it does not mark enough is not true. He had a season at 25 goals in Feynoord.

We can debate the fact that he is not the level of gyokers, Haaland who play in clubs that run well. But we cannot say that this attacker is bad should not exaggerate.

 

[nonsonoqui]

Anyone have a recap on who we have sold lol

Have we really sold 180M worth of shit players and Tijani?

Tijani confirmed
Theo here we go not yet and I’m bugging out
Thiaw is going to take a long walk and then eat his feelings and let us know
Gala being moody on Morata
Musah was happening but then I guess Napoli sobered up

 

[ymsv]

Can Kessie fit in a 433, though?

If he plays as a Kante-like side DM, I think so, but I don't think he can play as a Van Bommel type 6 that sits at the base of that midfield V shape.

Kessie was at his best in that double-pivot, where his role was to protect the left side. Yes, when we pushed him forward as a CAM he could play bully-ball, but he also pressed there and Kessie does have a knack for scoring.

It looks like it is Ricci or Xhaka, not both. I think Jashari is coming in to learn from Modric, the kid looks versatile enough to play either regista-like or more advanced, I think he can do both. Javi Guerra looks like an RLC replacement to me.

Xhaka can play as the base of a midfield V shape, for sure, but with Ricci, he doesn't have the ball distribution that you'd want to see from someone in that role, that's my major concern. I think if Ricci is the choice, then someone like Kessie makes a lot of sense, you'll more-or-less replicate that Seedorf-Van Bommel-Gattuso sort of midfield--even if Ricci isn't a Van Bommel-type of player, but you'd base your creativity in Modric or Jashari, with your other two midfielders controlling territory and shielding your defense.

What Ricci does well, is maintain possession, at least that's what the most rosy scouting reports say. I am adamant that Allegri's philosophy with midfield possession is not to suffocate the other team and push into their half, but to pull the opponents into that trap to open space for surging runs from our attacking players--whether that's a full-back, winger, striker, etc.

I don't think Allegri is looking to replicate his last Juve stint--I have this suspicion that he wants to prove something with Milan, and taking over Milan without Europe makes that significantly easier. Based on the rumors we have, I think he wants to use power to overwhelm like he did at his first spells at Milan and Juve.

If it is true , Kessie can not fit even in SA . Why even to discuss it .

 

[grandeacm2]

pls be serious. Leao has 2 less assists than his entire career (not to mention goals) IN THE LEAGUE ALONE
More goals - Leao
More Assists - Leao
Scudetto MVP - Leao
Less Rap - Rui

First off comparing 90s and 2000s Serie A to current Serie A is laughable
Second off, a bunch of deflected shots are counted as assists in Leao's favor
Third, he has more assists than Zidane too but you would be peak ******ed if you picked Leao over Zidane

Hilarious to bring up Leao Scudetto MVP as if that means anything, when he wasn't really the best Milan player at all that seaon
Would love to see Leao winning Coppa with a team like Fiorentina in 2001 btw.

 

[ymsv]

Oh my god we terminated Origi. Maldini’s crown jewel when he was made king un jong after scudetto

What about midget bin naseer his second act?

Grazie tare. You buy good players we can get a galliani golden bow tie.

In front of Albanian embassy trying to take Albanian passport .

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Anyone have a recap on who we have sold lol

Have we really sold 180M worth of shit players and Tijani?

And picked up Modric on a free... Accounting Scudetto incoming x

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Fuck Frank Kessie!!!

 

[Master Smurf]

Origi is at Casa Milan to terminate his contract

Furlani starting to cook

 

[Curupira]

I’m happy for his growth. On the club’s dime and time.

I do agree that he hasn’t been completely stubborn, and what we have in management remains our best chance for a resurgence. Because it’s all we have.

But after an 8th place finish there is a lot to fix.

But it's way better than no growth on the club's dime and time and doubling down demanding more investment and autonomy.

Painfully obvious why some are given chances and some aren't.

 

[grandeacm2]

I missed the whole cdk transfer saga

can't believe this thing had a personal vendetta against the club

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Who was our manager in 03

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[Samaldinho]

If it is true , Kessie can not fit even in SA . Why even to discuss it .

From what I understand, he's done well in SA. I think he wants to play in Europe again, but he has one year left on his contract. Maybe Al-Ahli want to buy a new shiny toy and want to sell him?

No one is going to give him the salary he gets there, I hope he knows that.

If we paid money to bring Kessie back that... that would annoy me.

 

[Master Smurf]

surely that could've been an email

He may send it to spam

 

[grandeacm2]

Ugly cunt Ricci in the team

Another mongoloid clown in jhashari

Then modric is one of the ugliest guys ever but WC

Guerra is a Spantard ugly cunt himself

Maybe this is what we need
Uglies to win titles.

I rate Ricci looks
Guerra looks like a stock character in a character creator, not ugly but very average and inoffensive

The rest you're right

 

[Ashish]

After correcting all the historical mistakes

Omg tare extending Kessie

If he gets cl champion Donna instead of this one season wonder Mike

Make stepahanie eat lettuce

I think unretire 3 give it to him

 

[SecondStar]

Please let this summer be the end of Tomori’s chapter at Milan

 

[ymsv]

From what I understand, he's done well in SA. I think he wants to play in Europe again, but he has one year left on his contract. Maybe Al-Ahli want to buy a new shiny toy and want to sell him?

No one is going to give him the salary he gets there, I hope he knows that.

If we paid money to bring Kessie back that... that would annoy me.

If he was so good they would keep him . To go to retire somewhere else .

 

[grandeacm2]

You understand this screenshot you attached looks leagues better than what we have on the pitch, yes?

Except for Antonini who still gives me a heart-attack
But Zambrotta was starter that season, that pic is wrong

 

[AndreiX]

If we paid money to bring Kessie back that... that would annoy me.

We could talk about a high contract, talk about giving him back the armband

Then tinker over bonuses for a long time and eventually go into radio silence to waste his time like he did ours

 

[vB9]

€57 million for Reijnders
€25 million for Theo
€14.3 million for Kalulu
€3.5 million for Pellegrino
(€25 million for Thiaw)
(€10 million for Morata)
(€25 million for Musah)

Transfer revenue record literally blasted n would be almost doubled to €160m.

gordon gave us 50m every yr... wheres jerry's money?

 

[pippofan]

A right sided defender owned by SS Lazio?
Milanfan89 be like

The Mussolini player is the grandson of Romano, one of Benito's 4 sons, who was a pianist and married Annamaria Villani Sciacolone, Sophia Loren's sister , so she's the player's great-aunt.

As much as the Italian government was anti fascist and made that party illegal, il duce's widow Rachele received a lifetime pension as wife of a head of state and died at the age of 89. She was wife by name only because the love of his life was a girl named Clara Petacci who was given an appartment above the dictator's office. Clara and Benito were captured by partisans near Como trying to escape to Switzerland, he dressed as a German officer in a convoy of Nazis in retreat.

The Germans were allowed to go free but not the couple. They spent their last night at a farmhouse and there was supposed to be a trial in Milan but the partisans decided to executed him, (some say there were secrets that the allies didn't want revealed, others that there was a treasure near or under the lake). Benito was informed that he would be executed at dawn by firing squad as he himself done to his son in law, foreign minister Galeazzo Ciano who's wife Edda begged her dad to spare. Seemed that they found a secret diary critical of the fascist boss, which was an unforgivable offense.

After the sentence his mistrees insisted that she wanted to be shot as well, and she was. Later the two were taken to a Milan square and hung upside down where citizens would pass by and spit on them. On the time of their deaths Il Duce was 61, Clara 33.

 

[nonsonoqui]

But it's way better than no growth on the club's dime and time and doubling down demanding more investment and autonomy.

Painfully obvious why some are given chances and some aren't.

Yeah, seeing Furlani flounder doesn’t make me nostalgic for summer 2022. I’m rooting for Furlani to help fix the future, even if I am not a huge fan of his tbh. He probably plays nice with whom he needs to and Maldini didn’t—publicly or internally. That is a necessary skill at this level, however.

My thing was more in the interview he came across as naive or maybe it was affected. I thought he’d be more Italian football savvy, but whatever…as long as stuff is fixed great. Tare and Allegri are heartening developments.

 

[ymsv]

gordon gave us 50m every yr... wheres jerry's money?

 

[pippofan]

Honest Ahanor, a 2008-born defender from Genoa, is highly appreciated by Allegri and the Milan staff, and today progress was made in the negotiations. Also today, contacts between the parties are scheduled to try to reach an agreement. - Di Marzio

before you google him remember he is ITALIAN

I had never heard of him but he started some games for Genoa, at his age will probably end up in Primavera or Under 19 squad.

 

[patosheva]

€57 million for Reijnders
€25 million for Theo
€14.3 million for Kalulu
€3.5 million for Pellegrino
(€25 million for Thiaw)
(€10 million for Morata)
(€25 million for Musah)

Transfer revenue record literally blasted n would be almost doubled to €160m.

Tijji is 13 mil bonuses
Also there is brescanini deal