The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[Ashish]

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Well spend by Gerry

 

[grandeacm2]

Perfect summation

As if his injuries are the troublesome aspect (actually havent mentioned his injuries once since I completely forgot about them, lol), he's non existent even when he's on the pitch.

Nothing of a failure, not a dud, not a star player, just meh. Has all the physical attributes in the world ("taught at cobham") but no tenacity on the pitch. A snail eating 160cm gattuso is 10 times as visible as him.

Its not for nothing that a while back I posted a meme of him on a milk carton as a missing child with the caption "have you seen me?"

Gattuso was 178 or something like that, and built like a shit brickhouse
He only looked shorter than he was because of his short temper
RLC was always more of an elegant engine like a poor man's Pogba. at least before injruies, and not a warrior like Gattuso

 

[papaberlu]

Yeah, seeing Furlani flounder doesn’t make me nostalgic for summer 2022. I’m rooting for Furlani to help fix the future, even if I am not a huge fan of his tbh. He probably plays nice with whom he needs to and Maldini didn’t—publicly or internally. That is a necessary skill at this level, however.

My thing was more in the interview he came across as naive or maybe it was affected. I thought he’d be more Italian football savvy, but whatever…as long as stuff is fixed great. Tare and Allegri are heartening developments.

Yeah Allegri is a big one

our insider said he disliked Allegri

yet still okayd the signing and even broke the coaching budget to bring him in and whatever staff he wanted

 

[Master Smurf]

Imagine musing what Kessie can or can't do while trying your best out in these streets to shill for Benny and Adli

 

[grandeacm2]

Sooooo… would you?

Depends on salary and form.

 

[Master Smurf]

Yeah, seeing Furlani flounder doesn’t make me nostalgic for summer 2022. I’m rooting for Furlani to help fix the future, even if I am not a huge fan of his tbh. He probably plays nice with whom he needs to and Maldini didn’t—publicly or internally. That is a necessary skill at this level, however.

My thing was more in the interview he came across as naive or maybe it was affected. I thought he’d be more Italian football savvy, but whatever…as long as stuff is fixed great. Tare and Allegri are heartening developments.

Isn't it on record that he was just a finance guy that was a big Milan fan.
So like most of the others he was also learning on the job.

If he lets the pros do their thing below him then that's a good step after the last few windows as you have stated.

Cautiously optimistic.

 

[grandeacm2]

Zhergova for right wing

Ewww
No, just no
I've already said it but this guy is a spoiled bitch
He was getting hyped up by our media as our Messi
The bias for him in the media was insane, I swear his family had connections because the shilling for him was ridiculous
Years ago our media were crying and criticizing Kosovo NT coach for not playing him over more deserving players

Keep this guy away, thank you

 

[Kmoney]

The KPB of 25/26
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I was thinking more Nocerino

Useless at everything but can bag 10 goals if played to his strengths

 

[Rockstar]

If we are cumback this team, might as well add the bald fraud, buttfucked out of Al Nassr by CR

 

[Fabio]

I rate Ricci looks
Guerra looks like a stoch character in a character creator, not ugly but very average and inoffensive

The rest you're right

post your pic serb, let rnb rate your looks

 

[Kmoney]

Before anyone gets excited it’s going to be a loan + option which won’t be taken up

 

[grandeacm2]

forgot to wear this shirt when he left the house

Should just shave his head and claim he's Bakaye Traore

 

[Rockstar]

Como owner is Mr Bee Tauchebol, the real one. We are working silently in the shadows

 

[Samaldinho]

Yeah Allegri is a big one

our insider said he disliked Allegri

yet still okayd the signing and even broke the coaching budget to bring him in and whatever staff he wanted

The reason they are bringing in Allegri is because they need to get CL at all costs, they lost the club a lot of money and have alienated fans, not because they've made some sort of growth as professionals.

 

[nonsonoqui]

Before anyone gets excited it’s going to be a loan + option which won’t be taken up

But on the bright side, they aren’t counting on him.

 

[Kmoney]

Jashari for me
Seems better on the ball and has potential to be regista
Guerra seems more like a tank

From what I’ve seen, I think Ricci will the be regista, flanked by Fofana on the right and Jashari on the left

Modric I am not sure but i guess he’ll be sprinkled in here and there

 

[ymsv]

The reason they are bringing in Allegri is because they need to get CL at all costs, they lost the club a lot of money and have alienated fans, not because they've made some sort of growth as professionals.

Which also shows growth .

 

[P.Lorre]

Tare signing 2 brugge players without a single visit to belgium....?

maldini's legacy might be forever buried after that.

 

[Shevrolet]

Before anyone gets excited it’s going to be a loan + option which won’t be taken up

It wouldnt be A.C. Milan otherwise

 

[Ryo]

But on the bright side, they aren’t counting on him.

Agreed.
Having him out of the squad is already addition by subtraction.

 

[Kmoney]

Another fodder on his way out..

At least he left with dignity and didn’t hold the club hostage… can’t say that about many others

 

[BrianAC]

Sooooo… would you?

I would

 

[Curupira]

I don't know why you underestimate Gimenez as much.

Because if he was really “good” we should be able to go through next season with Lazetic, Pellegri, and Origi as other cf options.

 

[forward]

He can suck my dick!

 

[Pingu]

He can suck my dick!

And you'd enjoy it.

#fullhomo

 

[grandeacm2]

Do you… do you not see how saying, “I was going to make a mom joke but remembered your mom is dead” isn’t the most ****** and passive aggressive way to bring up the guy’s dead mom?

And all because you have… small feet

Okay
I was referring to his constant engagement bait trolling
This was not the first time he kept spamming low quality engagement replies full of tumblr gifs at me
If I wanted that I would just go to Elon's shit site

I gave him multiple chances before, but from time to time he repeated the same low quality engagement bait with me no matter the topic and I got tired of it
I honestly didn't want to put him on my ignore list and I even said as much
I mentioned the mom joke thing because I felt bad when I made that joke in my previous account and he told me about it
Even though of course I couldn't have known about it then, but nonetheless I still felt bad about it, so that's why I didn't make the same joke again aimed at him

My intentions were and are sincere, it's not my problem if someone else is bitter and vindictive
Good day, Sir

 

[Pingu]

Okay
I was referring to his constant engagement bait trolling
This was not the first time he kept spamming low quality engagement replies full of tumblr gifs at me
If I wanted that I would just go to Elon's shit site

I gave him multiple chances before, but from time to time he repeated the same low quality engagement bait with me no matter the topic and I got tired of it
I honestly didn't want to put him on my ignore list and I even said as much
I mentioned the mom joke thing because I felt bad when I made that joke in my previous account and he told me about it
Even though of course I couldn't have known about it then, but nonetheless I still felt bad about it, so that's why I didn't make the same joke again aimed at him

My intentions were and are sincere, it's not my problem if someone else is bitter and vindictive
Good day, Sir

You should've just told him he had small feet instead.

 

[Omer]

gordon gave us 50m every yr... wheres jerry's money?

He gave it all to Gordon's papa....

 

[leaf]

First off comparing 90s and 2000s Serie A to current Serie A is laughable
Second off, a bunch of deflected shots are counted as assists in Leao's favor
Third, he has more assists than Zidane too but you would be peak ******ed if you picked Leao over Zidane

Hilarious to bring up Leao Scudetto MVP as if that means anything, when he wasn't really the best Milan player at all that seaon
Would love to see Leao winning Coppa with a team like Fiorentina in 2001 btw.

Yeah Leao is shit.
All he accomplished is shit.
You aren't even giving him the credit for a league awarded title....so it's really my fault for arguing with you.

Rui Costa's incredible record of 4 league goals in 124 matches....in a team with Maldini, Shevchenko, Seedorf, P!rlo etc .....
......is fucking MAGICAL yeah? Scoring in 3% of the games he played in

For context P!rlo...who played in a much deeper position had a 0.11 goals / game....fucking 3x more.
From 2001 - 2006 Rui Costa had 22 assists in the league
Rui's highest EVER assist tally in the league is less than Leao's lowest since 2021.
Rui played behind Shevchenko, Inzaghi and Tomasson
Leao played behind Giroud, a washed iBra and Gimenez
And let's not talk about Prime Rui playing behind Prime Batistuta....you'll look even more silly.
Bati left Fiorentina and pushed Roma to the scudetto when he was past his peak.

I could go on....but your bias (read "hate for") against Leao is really clear.

 

[CapitanoMaldini]

GTFO