The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[SecondStar]

Matteo and Fab report mostly real news. Tangible negotiations or offers, not just wild speculation.

Fabrizio does report real news but you can’t deny that he’s a tap in merchant. What was the last story he broke?

 

[sheva]

Another furlani banger

 

[Ashish]

My goodness that goal.

They need to investigate Kalulu's bank account or brain. That was intentional.

 

[patosheva]

Tijji worst on pitxh always pass back to gk

 

[sheva]

At least he won something and Liverpool fans rated the guy, hindsight is a wonderful thing. Yet everyone knows Emerson was shit and these dumb cunts still bought the idiot

Hindsight is a wonderful thing..

Scroll back to neg force's reaction in the commode in which Origi was bought

Currentsight more like it

 

[ibelongtomilan]

Kind reminder we're paying 8M (!) per year (!!) until 2026 (!!!) for this guy who the last time he's been seen, he looked like this:

... but at least he was free

We did pay zero transfer fee for Origi, that’s just a fact. Of course he has to earn a wage, who doesn't? But we paid 20M for the bum Royal, and still gotta drop about 5M gross a year on him. Or wait… is he playing here out of pure love? If he’s doing it for free, please, enlighten me. I’ll gladly admit I was wrong.

 

[Mr. Anonymous]

In a 25,500 capacity stadium lmao.
Fuck you FIFA.

Yeah, I think that has a lot to do with Trump also. People are hesitant to travel to the USA at the moment.

 

[sheva]

Hey Reinjders Fan Club, are you watching him against Juve?

He's their problem now, furlani already secured that bag

please lord let him have a gambling issue next week

Onwards and upwards

 

[Curupira]

Yeah, I think that has a lot to do with Trump also. People are hesitant to travel to the USA at the moment.

yea but it's also Ulsan vs. Mamelodi Sundowns
I bet most people don't even know what leagues those teams are from

 

[ymsv]

say what you will but Vlahovic doesn't finish that

We could sell them ST cheaper than Vlahovic with similar inabilities .

 

[CapitanoMaldini]

Fabrizio does report real news but you can’t deny that he’s a tap in merchant. What was the last story he broke?

I agree, he’s also a shill for certain clubs.

 

[BreadPitt]

At least you don't see me or anyone else here desperately trying to defend Emersons transfer. It's okay to call a shit transfer what it is. It's not going to kill you.

Yes fine he was shit but could you honestly say it was going to turn out the way it did?

 

[SecondStar]

 

[sheva]

Are RnB servers having connectivity issues?

(literal) Mercato stress on the database as well?

 

[ibelongtomilan]

At least he won something and Liverpool fans rated the guy, hindsight is a wonderful thing. Yet everyone knows Emerson was shit and these dumb cunts still bought the idiot

Yeah, so easily talking in hindsight to put the blame on Maldini, but that free transfer deal still makes way more sense than spending 20M on that bum Royal. A 3-year-old could see that was a failure from miles away. But this management still bit into that shit. Can’t believe the incompetence.

 

[ymsv]

yea but it's also Ulsan vs. Mamelodi Sundowns
I bet most people don't even know what leagues those teams are from

Ulsan is Hyundai city .

 

[Alo88]

We did pay zero transfer fee for Origi, that’s just a fact. Of course he has to earn a wage, who doesn't? But we paid 20M for the bum Royal, and still gotta drop about 5M gross a year on him. Or wait… is he playing here out of pure love? If he’s doing it for free, please, enlighten me. I’ll gladly admit I was wrong.

Milan could've paid me instead of Origi in the last two, years and gotten the exact same output. Wait, scratch that – Since 2023, I've probably seen the inside of San Siro more often than him. Bought more merch than him. More matchdays tickets. I guess I can safely say big parts of this board contributed more to the club than him, and it's not even cynical

People say "he was free" as if that magically erases two years of wages for zero impact. Origi is literally the highest paid tourist in Lombardy FFS. It doesn't get closer to down the drain than this.

 

[punisher]

Yes

 

[ymsv]

Milan could've paid me instead of Origi and gotten the exact same output. Wait, scratch that – Since 2023, I've probably seen the inside of San Siro more often than him. Bought more merch than him. More matchdays tickets. I guess I can safely say big parts of this board contributed more to thr club than him, and it's not even cynical

People say "he was free" as if that magically erases two years of wages for zero impact. Origi is literally the highest paid tourist in Lombardy FFS. It doesn't get closer to down the drain than this.

He is our most consistent player performance wise . Only one who never disappointed us .

 

[Correctamundo]

This management even paid 20M for this bum, and these Americunts asslickers still talk about Origi, who was free at least, lol. Before they run their mouths about some of Maldini’s mistakes, wonder did they even look at the 90% failure rate of their daddy Americunts’ transfers?

Do you know who else were also available for free?

Dybala, Thuram, Di Maria and Thauvin who can all play RW, RW you say? Why pay 6m for those guys when we can active the buy option on Junior Messias for the same price.

 

[finnishhacker]

Kalulu wont have a good sleep tonight

 

[LemonCookies]

45mil for Ciao?

 

[justhope]

Wow that was quick

from where has como all this money?

 

[Samaldinho]

It just sucks that Origi cost more than getting 8th.

 

[Curupira]

chavi forumers were deadly

Most orphans won't even touch this one even though they are doing gymnastics for Origi

 

[Alo88]

Yes fine he was shit but could you honestly say it was going to turn out the way it did?

No one could – but that’s not the point, is it?

The point is we’re still burning 5M+ a year for a tourist who doesn’t even buy a matchday ticket. He’s not a player. He’s not an asset. He’s not anything at this point.

Emerson might be a waste of 20M, sure – but at least he trains, plays, and might still bring some value back. Hell, we might even sell him one day. That’s called potential upside.

Origi on the other hand is pure and one fucking hundred percent sunk cost. Zero output, zero resale, zero anything. I’m genuinely out of words trying to explain this. If this isn’t clear by now, it never will be.

 

[Buske]

I mean seriously, what the fuck Kalulu

Is anyone surprised? He was always like that

 

[finnishhacker]

Wish we had a player like this guy Rejindeers that plays for city.

 

[ibelongtomilan]

Milan could've paid me instead of Origi in the last two, years and gotten the exact same output. Wait, scratch that – Since 2023, I've probably seen the inside of San Siro more often than him. Bought more merch than him. More matchdays tickets. I guess I can safely say big parts of this board contributed more to the club than him, and it's not even cynical

People say "he was free" as if that magically erases two years of wages for zero impact. Origi is literally the highest paid tourist in Lombardy FFS. It doesn't get closer to down the drain than this.

No need to keep repeating that Origi was a bad transfer, did I ever defend him? I said he was a free transfer because, well, that’s exactly what it was. We didn’t pay Liverpool a dime. That doesn’t mean we didn’t spend money elsewhere. Do people seriously think “free transfer” means zero cost in every sense? Come on. Meanwhile, we had to pay Spurs €20M just to bring that bum Royal here, then pay him wages to do the same useless crap. And that was a deal everyone on earth knew was bad from the start. I bet people at Spurs are still celebrating that masterpiece by our moron managements.

 

[LemonCookies]

25mil for Ciao?



In what world is Thiaw evaluated similarly to Musah?