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After a tumultuous Summer Window, where do you expect the team to be at the end of the year


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But in one thing he's always been consistent: he's competitive, he's demanding, and he doesn't stomach half-measures. At least that was true when he was a player.
That’s also true for Michael Jordan, yet he’ll probably go down as one of the worst owners in NBA history. He basically failed to make a single correct decision.

I do hope Ibra gets it right, stays out of the way, and lets the coach and squad do their jobs. But based on what we know, I’m afraid that’s unlikely to happen. Ibra is who he is. He is impulsive, eager to impose himself when things go wrong, and will take all the credit when they go right. Imo if the coach succeeds, it’ll be despite Ibra not because of him.

But being at the forefront of Allegri’s firing, that does earn him a lot of goodwill in my book.
 
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My source met Tare this morning and asked him what he thinks happened and Tare said Ibra stabbed everyone in the back
 
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I can explain it to you: if you watch every one of Allegri’s matches whilst high on a cocktail of cocaine, alcohol and more, then it’s probably not that bad.

There’s no other way to explain the stupidity of the Curva.
Curva Sud idiots have infinite loyalty to Allegri for 1 Scudetto, but no loyalty to Maldini for 5 CLs and 7 Scudetti.
 
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So you don't blame him for those 9 results? You're suggesting that's our level. Failing to win 9 games against teams right at the bottom of the table...

Thiaw being sold for 40 was incredible business. Go ask Newcastle fans if it was money well spent.

I think our chances of picking more points in the 9 games I quoted would've been higher had we went into them with no manager Vs Allegri.

Football in 2026 you always run the risk of conceding. But you have to back yourself to score 2. At home against fodder teams. We don't approach games where I feel 2 goals is likely.

Allegri conceded 2 or 3 against shit teams. You're trying to tell me that he's so much better at organising us defensively. So how many would we have lost by to Udinese at home? 5-0? If we had any other manager except Allegri? 2 at home to Cremonese. 2 at home to Pisa. 2 at home to Cagliari. 2 at home to Sassuolo.

Yeah he's a defensive genius.
Never mind the goals conceded, but the complete domination. Against Udine at home and Sassuolo in both games, we could have conceded a lot more. The stats against Cagliari are fucking horrific.
 
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I agree 100%.

My biggest relief right now is that I won't have to sit through another season of Allegri jihad ball. I can't even begin to tell you how much weight that takes off my shoulders.

But that doesn't mean everything is suddenly fine now. Furlani being gone gives me genuine hope. Zlatan still being here gives me a headache. Some of the rumours doing the rounds sound encouraging, others far less so. There are way too many open questions to start making predictions about next season, but you've nailed the core issue: if this summer isn't entirely built around squad needs rather than market opportunities, we're in the exact same limbo as before, just with a fresh set of faces to blame come next June.

Here's my copium. If Zlatan survived Gerry's purge, it probably means he wasn't the one pushing the opportunities-over-needs philosophy. That was Furlani's fingerprint. Now, giving a manchild like Zlatan this much influence at a club still doesn't sit well with me. But in one thing he's always been consistent: he's competitive, he's demanding, and he doesn't stomach half-measures. At least that was true when he was a player. As a manager, senior consultant or whatever he actually is right now, I'm genuinely not sure how much of last season's disaster lands at his feet and how much doesn't.

What we do know is that the whole thing became a power struggle. Zlatan spent months pushing the narrative that "he's the boss". Furlani pushed back, made clear every decision ran through him as CEO, and then came that infamous trip to New York and whatever was said in that room between him and Cardinale made Zlatan disappear from the spotlights ever since. That backstabbing, everyone-for-themselves climate is what rotted this club from the inside for the better part of the last couple of years. If this reset actually kills that dynamic, I can allow myself a cautious sliver of hope that whoever is steering this thing now has a vision centered on real ambition and not just financial survival. Whether they have the competence to execute it is, of course, an entirely different and very uncomfortable question.
Time will reveal whether Ibra was part of the problem too. Personally I think he was and did not help the situation as he can be abrasive and difficult.

I do think the primary culprit of many of the issues was Furlani. He was given way too much power because his skills aligned with the profit margin approach for RedBird.

Why Furlani was allowed to interfere so much in sporting matters is a different matter and by far the most frustrating. Having said that Moncada was also exposed and Ibra’s choices in terms of players did not inspire confidence either.

Tare was caught in a difficult position and Milan owe him a debt for offloading quite a bit of fodder collected by Furlani, Ibra and Moncada. There is a good chance Tare got a bit of a raw deal in the end.

I just hope going forward people appointed to key roles are trusted to operate in those roles and do not have to run everything through a committee adamant on interfering in every decision.

Mistakes will be made it is a part of football every player regardless of price or hype level is a risk and a gamble. There are no guarantees.

Even prime Galliani made several errors of judgement. I just hope going forward Gerry has appreciated he has made several costly errors of judgement. Seeing as he is owner and not going anywhere until he sells.

The key question is will we see more of the same or have lessons been learned from the last couple of years. They have cost Milan heavily.

I still do not trust Gerry or Ibra.
 
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Again with this back 4 nonsense.
It ain't gonna happen with this current shit stain of a defense.
Not even Gabbia is good enough.
Unless you bring in two absolute baller 4 at the back CBs, don't even think about it.
Como have 2 absolute baller 4 at the back CBs?

This whole “we can’t play 4 at the back” agenda is ridiculous. Of course we can. You just need a coach who knows who to keep the team compact and press higher up the pitch
 
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I didn’t realize Como had prime Maldini and Baresi at CB, how else could they have played 4 at the back and conceded only 29 goals?
 
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My source met Tare this morning and asked him what he thinks happened and Tare said Ibra stabbed everyone in the back
There you go.
YOu can take copium as much as you want, but nothing will change until this fucker fucks off from Milan
 
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My source met Tare this morning and asked him what he thinks happened and Tare said Ibra stabbed everyone in the back

As much as Ibra won us, I can completely get onboard that he is a snake. Man is a mercenary
 
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My source met Tare this morning and asked him what he thinks happened and Tare said Ibra stabbed everyone in the back
Doesn’t come as a surprise or shock Ibra is mercurial. There is a reason Gerry likes him so much.
 
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Time will reveal whether Ibra was part of the problem too. Personally I think he was and did not help the situation as he can be abrasive and difficult.

I do think the primary culprit of many of the issues was Furlani. He was given way too much power because his skills aligned with the profit margin approach for RedBird.

Why Furlani was allowed to interfere so much in sporting matters is a different matter and by far the most frustrating. Having said that Moncada was also exposed and Ibra’s choices in terms of players did not inspire confidence either.

Tare was caught in a difficult position and Milan owe him a debt for offloading quite a bit of fodder collected by Furlani, Ibra and Moncada. There is a good chance Tare got a bit of a raw deal in the end.

I just hope going forward people appointed to key roles are trusted to operate in those roles and do not have to run everything through a committee adamant on interfering in every decision.

Mistakes will be made it is a part of football every player regardless of price or hype level is a risk and a gamble. There are no guarantees.

Even prime Galliani made several errors of judgement. I just hope going forward Gerry has appreciated he has made several costly errors of judgement. Seeing as he is owner and not going anywhere until he sells.

The key question is will we see more of the same or have lessons been learned from the last couple of years. They have cost Milan heavily.

I still do not trust Gerry or Ibra.
It also feels the more criticism we give Ibra, the more Gerry will double down on him. I do think he's been conned by his star power
 
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As much as Ibra won us, I can completely get onboard that he is a snake. Man is a mercenary
U have to wonder how a freelancer is getting so much influence. He seems to have some sort of free role around here. A strange area where no one seems to know what he does yet he still seems to have a lot of power which seems impossible with his other commitments how he can do this full time sounding job
 
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Gazzetta dello Sport: One surprise option to watch could be Mark van Bommel, who has frequently been seen at San Siro in recent months. He has been without a club since leaving Antwerp two years ago, but his relationship with Ibrahimović remains very strong
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Now THIS is something modern Milan would do
 
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Doesn’t come as a surprise or shock Ibra is mercurial. There is a reason Gerry likes him so much.
Man, he just played in MLS. He was hosted at numerous TV shows, the masses loved him because of his character. He always presented himself as a god, Americans thought they got themselves a real goat of the game and that's it. He is a popular figure for sure, especially there.
The truth is, he was never a goat in football, while he was extremely good he never actually reached level of greatness.
 
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Fuck Gerry, Fuck RedTurd, Fuck Milan, Forza Maldini ❤️ 🖤 ❤️ 🖤
My source met Tare this morning and asked him what he thinks happened and Tare said Ibra stabbed everyone in the back
he really one of us
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most in here wanted to stab them
 
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U have to wonder how a freelancer is getting so much influence. He seems to have some sort of free role around here. A strange area where no one seems to know what he does yet he still seems to have a lot of power which seems impossible with his other commitments how he can do this full time sounding job

He chats a lot of shit, Gerry seems to buy it. The yanks love to buy into that way of talking.
 
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The truth is, he was never a goat in football, while he was extremely good he never actually reached level of greatness.

The truth but nobody wants to have this conversation...A very good player at best
 
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I watched Ibra’s podcast with Slaven Bilić, and I gotta say, Zlatan is a really stupid, shallow person. He’s a full of himself, narcissistic idiot, and his rhetoric is so immature, it’s like listening to a teenager talk
 
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The decision to sack Allegri stems primarily from his conduct off the pitch.

Going out of your way to contact journalists who, in turn, write commissioned articles in which they badmouth the club officials you work with at Milan was not, is not, and will not be tolerated.

Allegri got this club freed from Moncada and Furlani

A saint as far as I’m concerned
 
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Would you trust the word of a guy who is:
  1. Albanian
  2. Still bitter because he got fired like a dog for being terrible at his job
  3. Someone who finally got his dream role and decided to put all his faith into Massimiliano Allegri of all people
  4. An albino ginger
 
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What has Ibra done during his two years as a shadowy executive that merits him staying on and given the reins? Name something.
 
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Keep Leao for the love of god. I don't trust the money we get for him will be reinvested well. I prefer backing him to rediscover form and his smile.
Indeed. There's nothing about Ibrahimovic's tenure that gives me confidence

But part of me wants him to go and let all the people who think that we'd become so much better test the theory out. Maybe they are right. For me its difficult to get the unique abilities he has all in one player, even with his obvious faults
 
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Bakoune is another talented player whose career at Milan was affected after Abate left. The club let him go for free, which is hard to understand considering he’s a right-back with impressive physical qualities and a lot of potential. Now he’s having a really good season at Monza, I wouldn’t be surprised to see him end up at Atalanta or Roma
 
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My source told me Pulisic is going to stay, Leao is 100% out
Pulisic annoys me but I still prefer him over leao. Sadly, I think Leao already reached his peak previously, he's basically done.
 
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