The Rumour Commode L - Take the L

[Tantalis]

Right right right thou govoreeting droogs or thou not govoreeting droogs heathen malchiks? @Pigeon @sheva

Viddy well thou govoreeting droogs and now thou go all strack and skory off. Didnt thou fancy a real horrorshow o my brother?

 

[nonsonoqui]

Fuck fat Mike, sell him or fuck him

 

[Swagotelli]

Congrats guys in advance

Milan will be Europa league champions 2026/2027. Direct qualification for ucl.

We will finish 7th in the league though it won’t matter as Milan will win Europa.

I’ll take that

 

[papaberlu]

Mike is a disgrace of a captain nothing new

 

[Swagotelli]

I just want to say how funny it is to promise a revolution (4th in as many years), and then have your entire plan stall out because you didn’t even bother to fill the crucial roles related to running a club (oh, and you blew 80M of your transfer budget on a backup player).

RedBird is comical. When you think they cannot possibly be any dumber, they find a way. You almost have to admire it.

Gerry is Todd Boehly minus the money

 

[Pigeon]

Right right right thou govoreeting droogs or thou not govoreeting droogs heathen malchiks? @Pigeon @sheva

Viddy well thou govoreeting droogs and now thou go all strack and skory off. Didnt thou fancy a real horrorshow o my brother?

i think i need a translator for that one

i'm not fluent in cultist language

 

[Beemer]

"With the utmost respect for the reasons that led the Police Headquarters to ban symbols linked to the old Curva Sud Milano, within the judicial matter that we all know about, I would like to raise awareness among the involved institutions to reconsider including the famous '6 Baresi' flag that we've often seen waved by the organized fans at #SanSiro. That flag, even more so now that the Captain has left us, has taken on a meaning that goes well beyond whoever created or displayed it. That 6 is Franco, it represents the Captain, the armband, a lifetime at Milan, that sportsmanship and human loyalty that the whole world is now recognizing in him. It represents positive values, rare today, but not for that reason to be forgotten. For this reason, I make an appeal to the Police Headquarters, to the Institutions, and to AC Milan: let's find a solution to bring the '6 BARESI' back to San Siro. It is a symbol of loyalty, the best antidote to every form of shady business. #6backHome."

 

[MilanFan89]

Booing Gerry at the funeral is classless, especially after he has handled the situation of Baresi's passing quite respectfully, and also pissing on Baresi to instrument it like that.

Yeah a lot Milan fans arent the brightest. Also i dont like all the noise they make, its a funeral ffs, be quiet and have respect

 

[asoundwave]

Ibrahimovic is loved by Milan

Ibra loved Milan more than any other club he play for

The only club that he promised to come back for and he did

Did not want PSG and was sold against wishes

2 scudetti thanks to Ibra

Oh shut up!

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

i think i need a translator for that one

i'm not fluent in cultist language

@Tantalis what I tell thee...

 

[MilanFan89]

Amorim on the transfer market:

“I'm really happy with the squad I have. We have a clear idea of what we want to do in the market. Sometimes it's possible to make it happen, sometimes it isn't.”

“If we were to start with this team, we’d be competitive to win every game.”

Fine as we are

This is funny asf

 

[forward]

Fuck fat Mike, sell him or fuck him

Why not fuck him and then sell him?!

 

[Curupira]

Estupido stays

Ruggeri is the guy who paid some lady to insult him and call him racist names?

They must be truly desperate and Amorim must really rate Estupinan and not just a ploy to get a couple more mils

 

[Wild]

Fuck fat Mike, sell him or fuck him

 

[Tantalis]

i think i need a translator for that one

i'm not fluent in cultist language

I gavith what thy asked. Now shouldst come for a malenky a bit of the ol fooling and thou shouldst not jelly in thy neezhnies all unplattied. Dont go all stark on me now o my brother. Come with me and hear all proper, its time for a little of the old waltz left two three and viddy what we can viddy in the great wide yarblockos

 

[sheva]

Ibra gets flack on here for not making a memorial post, and now this. Are we the Milan morality police now?

Mike is Milan's captain and one of its longest serving players, bro. Has nothing to do with morality.
Unless there was a valid reason for not showing up (was not officially posted iirc), and Mike hadn't even posted a condolence post for baresi, that's an embarrassing approach and lack of respect towards the club.

No one expects an Odogu-esque player to mourn baresi, but a captain not only not going above his station, but not even showing the minimal amount of respect? And it's not as if only managerial/legendary figures were permitted to the funeral, Puli respected the logo enough to show up, despite him not being convinced in the club's project.

Not the first time Mike has shown he takes the capitancy/his time in the club as granted (didn't he remove Milan from his socials title?), visibilty matters.

 

[IL-Capitano]

"With the utmost respect for the reasons that led the Police Headquarters to ban symbols linked to the old Curva Sud Milano, within the judicial matter that we all know about, I would like to raise awareness among the involved institutions to reconsider including the famous '6 Baresi' flag that we've often seen waved by the organized fans at #SanSiro. That flag, even more so now that the Captain has left us, has taken on a meaning that goes well beyond whoever created or displayed it. That 6 is Franco, it represents the Captain, the armband, a lifetime at Milan, that sportsmanship and human loyalty that the whole world is now recognizing in him. It represents positive values, rare today, but not for that reason to be forgotten. For this reason, I make an appeal to the Police Headquarters, to the Institutions, and to AC Milan: let's find a solution to bring the '6 BARESI' back to San Siro. It is a symbol of loyalty, the best antidote to every form of shady business. #6backHome."

On a day like today people need to put their differences aside, respect and appreciate Milan’s legends. A sad day for Milano.

 

[Pigeon]

Oh shut up

man i have too much respect for unc to even type this but...

 

[Tantalis]

@Tantalis what I tell thee...

Viddy well little brother viddy well.

 

[Theo D]

Mike is a disgrace of a captain nothing new

He is probably still dreaming about joining Chelsea lol I can't stand him.

He is definitely on a decline in his form as well. His world cup performance wasn't great either - he conceded 10 goals from 20 shots

 

[sheva]

Ibra is a pathetic mercenary who used the club to jumpstart his post-playing career, so vain that he took the scudetto onto himself with the 'Italy is milan' viral clip (guy knows his clickbait, I'll give him that)

The fact that the club celebrated his retirement with a full San Siro is pure 2nd hand embarrassment, and even during the live feed where posters here cried, that shit was pure cringe.

So glad he was enrolled into management and contributed to the instability and cesspit of this ownership with calling up players to revolt against Allegri. Such a humble servant with no self-interests.

His qualities revolve only on being a clutch scorer and athletic compared to his size. At his best no one could've touched him, but all he has to show for it is local titles with no CL and no achievement with Sweden, which was healed after he left (guy refused to show up at Sweden's opening match in this WC, lol).

Will be remember as a glorified Cassano.

 

[Beemer]

Not the first time Mike has shown he takes the capitancy/his time in the club as granted (didn't he remove Milan from his socials title?)

I'm sure Leao recently did that, didn't know about Mike. If true, then oof.

 

[Milan10]

I hope Gerry crawls on his hands and knees toward Maldini today and prostrates himself begging him for forgiveness and to return to the club.

Meanwhile, his man crush Ibrahimovic can’t even go to a fucking funeral because he’s such an enormous fucking pussy.

 

[MilanBG]

Estupido stays

And now they will get it done in 24 hours
We could've had it all with just a tiny bit of brain

 

[Beemer]

Ibra is a pathetic mercenary who used the club to jumpstart his post-playing career, so vain that he took the scudetto onto himself with the 'Italy is milan' viral clip (guy knows his clickbait, I'll give him that)

The fact that the club celebrated his retirement with a full San Siro is pure 2nd hand embarrassment, and even during the live feed where posters here cried, that shit was pure cringe.

So glad he was enrolled into management and contributed to the instability and cesspit of this ownership with calling up players to revolt against Allegri. Such a humble servant with no self-interests.

His qualities revolve only on being a clutch scorer and athletic compared to his size. At his best no one could've touched him, but all he has to show for it is local titles with no CL and no achievement with Sweden, which was healed after he left (guy refused to show up at Sweden's opening match in this WC, lol).

Will be remember as a glorified Cassano.

Well, he also succeeded in suckering audiences out here in the US during the Cup into believing he was some genius talking head.

 

[sheva]

I'm sure Leao recently did that, didn't know about Mike. If true, then oof.

Milan, Maignan social media mystery: he deletes all photos and AC Milan references. Texts from Amorim and Cardinale, here is what is happening | Goal.com

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I mean, look up his IG right now, lol.

Unless he was scorned in a bad way by Amorim/Gerry, there's no excuse.
And much like the '?' post after Maldo was removed, the strong push towards Chelsea for a whole summer, and his 2/3 lackluster last seasons, guy seems to be too comftarble where he is. Literally no competition for the 2nd GK.

I would give the capitancy to Pavlo, Puli (obviously Modric/Rabiot), and even Rafa before I would to Fat Albert.

 

[MilanFan89]

Mike is Milan's captain and one of its longest serving players, bro. Has nothing to do with morality.
Unless there was a valid reason for not showing up (was not officially posted iirc), and Mike hadn't even posted a condolence post for baresi, that's an embarrassing approach and lack of respect towards the club.

No one expects an Odogu-esque player to mourn baresi, but a captain not only not going above his station, but not even showing the minimal amount of respect? And it's not as if only managerial/legendary figures were permitted to the funeral, Puli respected the logo enough to show up, despite him not being convinced in the club's project.

Not the first time Mike has shown he takes the capitancy/his time in the club as granted (didn't he remove Milan from his socials title?), visibilty matters.

I kinda agree. As captain of the team you have some priorities

 

[IL-Capitano]

 

[sheva]

Well, he also succeeded in suckering audiences out here during the WC into believing he was some genius talking head.

Most believed (me included) that his overblown image was due to Raiola knowing how to market him correctly globally, with saying the most stirring catchphrases.

Seems like the guy is a creative marketing genius all by himself.

 

[Tantalis]

I hope Gerry crawls on his hands and knees toward Maldini today and prostrates himself begging him for forgiveness and to return to the club.

oh bliss, bliss and heaven. viddy gorgeousness and gogeousity proper o my brother. thou slooshy a real horrorshow