The Rumour Commode L - Take the L

[Dena]

So, Amorim wants to get rid of all the players that pretty much all of us want gone. Interesting.

 

[MilanFan89]

Everyday this shit get more depressing

 

[bill0621]

10 days till season starts, we put half the team on transfer list.

None is attracting serious interest.

Amorin is definitely not panicking.

 

[BrianAC]

If we attribute Mike's last season's performance somewhat to the GK coach, I can completely understand his position.

He had a very good showing, and while I understand Gerald needing to clean house, why should the club remove a working parameter? Especially when he now needs to work with a coach who walks like a Roly-poly toy.

This guy... F*ck off then

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

This man has nine lives

This is absolutely NO surprise!!!

ChuK and this lump are in £4million a year, and no growth decree...

And we paid over £40 million for the two...

Honestly, cut our loses, take the hit, he's taking up space, get rid!!!

#SunkenCosts
#MoneyBall?
#Hopertunities

 

[Shiby]

We really did Tomori dirty just because we can't sell any of our proper bums.

I'll always love you Fik. True milanista.

 

[Pippo]

Why are gerry and Amorim having a meeting about outgoing players only now? Seems like having no SD really is as idiotic as everyone thought.

There is no chance Gerry even knows who any of these players even are.

 

[Curupira]

Tomori

proper bums we can't sell

 

[Forza AC Milan]

Couple more need to be added to this list but good start

If I don’t have to watch any of these dorks next season I’ll be a happy man

Where is Loftus and one of our 2 other midfield fodders?

Nkunku is fodder and I don’t know how Chelsea could fleece us so hard for their scraps!

 

[Forza AC Milan]

Following the Man Utd game, how many actual points will we collect in the first 4 games?

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We should collect at least 10 points under normal circumstances but who knows now

 

[Tantalis]

Villa wanted estupidnan and the move was blocked so we kept him. Now coach wants him gone. 15 millions

 

[Master Smurf]

If we attribute Mike's last season's performance somewhat to the GK coach, I can completely understand his position.

He had a very good showing, and while I understand Gerald needing to clean house, why should the club remove a working parameter? Especially when he now needs to work with a coach who walks like a Roly-poly toy.

Is Mike fucking 5???!!!!

Wtf is this shit - coaches come and go, they usually move with the manager.
The man is starting NT keeper for a top side and can only perform when he has certain individual coaches????!

That undercuts any leader, alpha whatever else people wanted to attribute to this guy.

 

[Rom91]

That's the right list of players to sell, even though i'd add Musah and RLC. Hopefully we'll able to offload which is not going to be an easy task with their wages and their low qualities.

 

[punisher]

Keep Cisse and sell Nkunku.

Leao and Pulisic behind Ramos.

RLC somewhow survives once again. The bastard. I can't see us signing another AM. Cisse and RLC as subs for Leao and Pulisic, my God. Ideally, a new top AM should replace RLC, but none wants this meat.

Throw big money on a LWB and a CB.

Add an additional striker to replace Gimenez and compete with Camarda. Midfield requires a new signing to accompany Rabiot (Modric Jashari Comotto as subs). Musah is a mystery. In my books he would make a great sub for the RWB position, but our dump manager likes Chukwueze LOL.

Sell Maignan and sign Carnesecchi.

Good luck, our squad is pathetic.

 

[Ashish]

We really did Tomori dirty just because we can't sell any of our proper bums.

I'll always love you Fik. True milanista.

Yeah all love for him away from pitch. Fuck him too 5 years and still can’t calm the fuck down

 

[IL-Capitano]

Oops.

Redturds, any guesses why Leao isn't on that list?

p.s. 1 Maldini player, 6 Furlani masterclass players

It’s just a shame Chuk and RLC are not on that list. They should be on it.

I was talking to a poster earlier, that an issue we have... If we do sell a few and sign a few, the new signings; will they be ready to start or have to acclimatize and learn Amorim-ball?

Meaning our starting 11 for the first 2 games might seriously be made up of the players we currently have.

Even if Ramos is ready, and Gila recovers, are we actually going to see Wingbacks, that's aren't wingbacks, and 2 behind the striker that aren't really used to that formation?

We need to move quick if we want anyone new ready for Torino in 10 days?!

Chuk at wingback

RLC in midfield

This man has nine lives

 

[Nevermore]

 

[Pigeon]

Why are gerry and Amorim having a meeting about outgoing players only now? Seems like having no SD really is as idiotic as everyone thought.

There is no chance Gerry even knows who any of these players even are.

amorim was assessing the players until now

 

[punisher]

Amorim you fucking clown just do us a favor and get melted by a huge truck.

 

[punisher]

amorim was assessing the players until now

He is worse than Giampaolo.

I can't believe I'm saying this.

 

[IL-Capitano]

Why are gerry and Amorim having a meeting about outgoing players only now? Seems like having no SD really is as idiotic as everyone thought.

There is no chance Gerry even knows who any of these players even are.

RedBird management. How not to run a football club 101.

 

[sheva]

Is Mike fucking 5???!!!!

Wtf is this shit - coaches come and go, they usually move with the manager.
The man is starting NT keeper for a top side and can only perform when he has certain individual coaches????!

That undercuts any leader, alpha whatever else people wanted to attribute to this guy.

I'm trying to find the positivity in an otherwise bleak situation of our captain ditching the new school year and complaining about internal staff changes

Maybe he wants the previous one so he can maintain last year's form for the betterment of AC Milan football club

Whatever works so we won't face the reality of spending all day and being fans of a circus as a hobby for decades

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

It’s just a shame Chuk and RLC are not on that list. They should be on it.

Chuk at wingback

RLC in midfield

If we play Leao and Pervis as well, we're playing with 2 less players for large parts of games, a disabled guy with only one leg, and a massive liability at LB...

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Why are gerry and Amorim having a meeting about outgoing players only now? Seems like having no SD really is as idiotic as everyone thought.

There is no chance Gerry even knows who any of these players even are.

Redesigning the game bro...



Winning is for losers!

 

[IL-Capitano]

If we play Leao and Pervis as well, we're playing with 2 less players for large parts of games, a disabled guy with only one leg, and a massive liability at LB...

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[sheva]

So, Amorim wants to get rid of all the players that pretty much all of us want gone. Interesting.

To Allegri's credit, he at least spent the entire year before watching us on DAZN and knew straight away, instead of finishing assessment 14 days before mercato ends

 

[Dena]

 

[Dena]

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

So let me get this straight...
Mike is at fault if he's calling out how shit the goalkeeping coach is?

But the people who potentially appointed this tub of lard old bloke goalkeeping coach are not on the hook currently?

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

@Tantalis



Dem shorts though... Get a hairband on that lad asap!!!

#NoHomo