The Rumour Commode L - Take the L

[MilanBG]

This forum is something else. 150m spent on three signings and people start spazzing because none of them are Italians. You couldn't make it up.

Literally the dumbest argument possible

 

[General]

Literally the dumbest argument possible

Oh we can get dumber

 

[Caladan]

This forum is something else. 150m spent on three signings and people start spazzing because none of them are Italians. You couldn't make it up.

 

[nefremo]

How many posts have there been today? Anyone has the metrics? Let's go!!! We need more. I was initially doubting this logic and General's equation.....but the correlation between # of posts and signings is now clear.

 

[Kmoney]

Gerry is Kush's plug.. he was the first one to break the Ramos deal too.

Leipzig were interested in Moreira this summer but I remember reading Strasbourg requesting 60m. Wouldn't be surprised if we splashed big cash again.

He’s that good?

 

[Myalon]

I'm shocked you didn't know Moreira. Didn't you watch the World Cup?
I discovered it during the competition as soon as I saw it played I said to myself, who is this phenomenon? I was convinced that he was already playing in a big club because his talent was so striking

When I saw him playing in Strasbourg I knew straight away that he wasn't going to stay there but I thought Chelsea would benefit from it since Strasbourg is like their training center. Or I said to myself he will sign in the Premier League.

I didn't even think that Milan could achieve this kind of phenomenon. We are really lucky, I hope he will confirm his talent.

I'm more shocked by Ramos' price than Moreira.

 

[ryo1710]

I don't even get mad anymore, there's a clear bias against Italians and we have let some of our most promising youngster go, like Liberali and Lontani and others that moved abroad.

And when you're talking about 18 year olds it's not like they're expensive or demand huge contracts so no wonder Liberali chose Como over us. We're treated like second class citizens and I'm ashamed at the media that don't ask, "why do you avoid Italians?".

What do we call Italian youngsters? Oh yeah "Shitlings"

 

[Pingu]

Fuck you Cardinale, splashing big amount just on foreigners, doesn't give a fuck about Italians talent.

This is the type of post that both literally and metaphorically will drag us back to the banter era:

- There are no Italian talents, they all suck because of deeper Italian football issues that Maldini as exiled from solving.
- Asking for Italian talents is a dark phrase that looks to break the good work done here this week.

Stop it. I implore you.

 

[Kmoney]

Left Wing back. Can also play on the right.
Belgian.

Looks more solid than Salad.

I’d be pretty happy with Moreira and Saele as starting wingbacks, with Chuck being used against weaker teams.

 

[Inas]

I still need to see Chuk in this role in real games. For me the starting wingbacks rn should be Salad and Moreira

I have real issue with Salad. What does he contribute? He runs around, and then what? He brings next to nothing in the attacking phase. Braindead the moment he approaches the final third. Very frustrating player.

 

[ROSSONERI7]

Fuck you Cardinale, splashing big amount just on foreigners, doesn't give a fuck about Italians talent.

“Italian talent” . Phonetically, those words are kinda similar. Besides that…

 

[Master Smurf]

Your tears will be incredible once you cope with him being a starter for Amorim.

You are hanging on by a thread after all the doors were slammed in his face this summer

As I said
#19,749

 

[Kmoney]

That left side of our buildup looks dead. Pavlovic and Estupinian/Bartesaghi is not at the level or the rest of the first 11 now. We need a huge upgrade at one or hopefully both of those positions. I can live with Pavlovic at LCB if we improve the LWB position with someone that can balance Moreira/Chukwueze on the other side, and complement Pulisic.

Won’t Saele be the starting LWB?

We can do something very aesthetically pleasing and just play Morreira o the left, Sale on the right

 

[Alo88]

Who is this Kush guy? I can't tell if he's legit or a random.

I got you:

As I already explained, @Soldier_of_god, for some unknown reason he seems to have some direct ties to Gerry. He supposedly even had dinner with him after the rumours about Gerry selling Milan to the Steinbrenner family broke a year or so ago, and Gerry apparently told him directly that he had no intention of selling Milan because the club was far too important strategically to his wider business interests – whatever the fuck that actually means.

Kush also got quite a few things right during this mercato. He correctly dismissed several rumours linking us to players we were supposedly interested in, only for the newspapers to come out days later with their usual "sudden brake", "Milan beffato" or some other convenient explanation for why a transfer that was supposedly happening suddenly wasn't happening anymore.

Obviously, there's no actual evidence that Kush has those ties to Gerry – at least none that I'm aware of. But if you put all the clues together, the story does seem to track, and this latest piece of breaking news is probably the strongest indication we've had so far that there might actually be something to it.

 

[ROSSONERI7]

I have real issue with Salad. What does he contribute? He runs around, and then what? He brings next to nothing in the attacking phase. Braindead the moment he approaches the final third. Very frustrating player.

Just 3 goals and 5 assists in A broken defensive team.
7 and 7 the year before at Roma.

 

[Alo88]

what has Gerry brought us…

That speed man

He looks like Theo during the days he was still giving a fuck.

 

[forward]

You are hanging on by a thread after all the doors were slammed in his face this summer

As I said
#19,749

You mean the imaginary doors which you hallucinated because Gerry said "Leao is leaving and Nkunku is staying?"

 

[Caladan]

This is the type of post that both literally and metaphorically will drag us back to the banter era:

- There are no Italian talents, they all suck because of deeper Italian football issues that Maldini as exiled from solving.
- Asking for Italian talents is a dark phrase that looks to break the good work done here this week.

Stop it. I implore you.

Did we wonscudetto with foreign players past years?
Inter and Juventus are buying best players from Seria A and later the win scudetto.
We have won once with Excel Data in Twenties.

Redshit Orphans came back.

OK, Forum is alive.

 

[Alo88]

consider the following:

1. Pingu returns.
2. Posting volume explodes.
3. Milan beats Manchester United 4-2.
3.Chukwueze temporarily becomes Lamine Yamal.
4.The mercato suddenly begins to move.
5.Gerry starts talking about commitment to the project.
6. Players nobody had heard of 45 minutes ago are being described as the Belgian Marcelo.


These are not predictions anymore.


These are the signs.


The prophecy is not being fulfilled. Not yet.


The prophecy has entered the fucking group stage


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but this still depends on our shared commitment to posting volume and quality.

the future hangs in the balance.

on one side there is the RnB posting velocity and tension with high quality debate and gif reactions


on the other side, dare I say it… is the dark force that knowingly or unknowingly work to thwart the prophecy’s fulfillment.

1. slurs against Milan
2. Taylor swift gifs
3. open posts about depression or being a ‘realist‘

fight the urges to fall back into the darkness

only then will we see glory in Milan and the return of patosheva and MR who will be the heralds of a new era

 

[Wild]

Those crying over how Gerry spends his money deserves banter era.

Name those cunts.

 

[punisher]

MODERATORS CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?

For us using the DARK THEME, when are you going to fix the color/brightness of the match scores?

 

[Caladan]

How many posts have there been today? Anyone has the metrics? Let's go!!! We need more. I was initially doubting this logic and General's equation.....but the correlation between # of posts and signings is now clear.

 

[punisher]

consider the following:

1. Pingu returns.
2. Posting volume explodes.
3. Milan beats Manchester United 4-2.
3.Chukwueze temporarily becomes Lamine Yamal.
4.The mercato suddenly begins to move.
5.Gerry starts talking about commitment to the project.
6. Players nobody had heard of 45 minutes ago are being described as the Belgian Marcelo.


These are not predictions anymore.


These are the signs.


The prophecy is not being fulfilled. Not yet.


The prophecy has entered the fucking group stage


View attachment 63662

but this still depends on our shared commitment to posting volume and quality.

the future hangs in the balance.

on one side there is the RnB posting velocity and tension with high quality debate and gif reactions


on the other side, dare I say it… is the dark force that knowingly or unknowingly work to thwart the prophecy’s fulfillment.

1. slurs against Milan
2. Taylor swift gifs
3. open posts about depression or being a ‘realist‘

fight the urges to fall back into the darkness

only then will we see glory in Milan and the return of patosheva and MR who will be the heralds of a new era

Youn sound exactly like MarioReality

 

[Wild]

Memba members who nagged like sluts because Cardinale left?
Like we cant buy/sell players unless he is physically present in sansiro

 

[Forza AC Milan]

Gabbia is better,
Pavlovic is bound to make mistakes every match

Gabbia lacks pace and ability to keep up with strikers and doesn’t use one of his best qualities which is passing. He is a decent passer but passes back non stop hence always slowing down our attack and making it super predictable.

He is more of a “natural” defender than Pavlo but his endless pussy back passing. Pick forward passes for God’s sake

 

[Wild]

He’s that good?

No, he is shit yet we are excited.
This is how crazy we are.

 

[Shevrolet]

Name those cunts.

Tentacles will name them in his pussy-list

 

[Forza AC Milan]

€42 million plus a sell-on clause iwas out total paid

And we are happy to get 30 million less than half a season later.....

Who saw that coming?
At least its not a completely massive loss, but its still a bad investment for such a short period.

Stop buying Chelsea scraps. They come with a huge salary and perform at a level a player from a Serie A club at 20% if the salary would perform. A player not good enough for Chelsea is not good enough for us. It’s not like the current Chelsea are Real Madrid or dominating EPL. They finish mid table so stop buying their scraps.

 

[nonsonoqui]

A quick aside on Milan's finances, which is recruiting without having finalized any major sale:

- The club is no longer under FFP sanctions (which dated back to the Li era) since this summer

- Cardinale has repaid his acquisition loan to Elliott Management and therefore no longer has any obligations to the former owner

- The club has been in the black for 5 consecutive years with revenues in perpetual increase (good work by Elliott and his team: Gazidis then Furlani)

 

[nonsonoqui]