The Rumour Commode L - Take the L

[nonsonoqui]

PbP- tonight, another offer should arrive from Porto for Santi

 

[Dena]

 

[Il grande Milan]

Imagine reading your name in the newspaper as a 28 year old football player in modern times, being almost at the peak of your career, and it says: 'valuation of around 15M'
And if that humiliation wasn't enough yet, they wanna haggle down the price even more.
How much can a man endure?

 

[mrki]

Santi is still not gone? Ffs

Fik yes, Villa is a good club. Ciao. You were a loyal soldier, respected. But technically not good enough.

Ruben Dias? Stop lying to yourself boyz. Keep it real.

We need s CB that can pass, a trequartista that will replace Leao and a 3rd no.9. These are MUST.

Amorim will later on find our Rlc, Chuku, Musah are all calcio idiots

 

[Master Smurf]

I’m curious to know if Amorim see Saelemaekers primarily as a LWB or a left sided AM.

If you use the statement on Rafa, that would assume he sees Saelly, Cisse and Puli as the left sided attackers behind the striker.

 

[forward]

Oh I got one as well:

- "AC Milan are ready to pay 70M for a CB on the Mendes client list. (The player's market value is 35M but we want to close deals quickly and in secret

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

If you use the statement on Rafa, that would assume he sees Saelly, Cisse and Puli as the left sided attackers behind the striker.

Salad always did well when he covered for Leao, in the absence of Rebic... It's no surprise.

He's a solid player. Definitely no world beater, but we saw the best version of him up until Max ran him into the ground.

 

[leaf]

Amorim is going to see through Chukwueze very quickly, that's probably why Moreira is gonna be on the right.

and

"What in the actual fuck?" - is going to be Amorim's response when he sees RLC play in competitive matches.

Yeah Unfortunately I think this is almost guaranteed.
It's like you're browsing for porno and you see this chick on a magazine*....
So you fire up the 'ol PC and download a bunch of her movies.....only to realize that she looked like a 10 on that specific magazine cover in that particular angle
but she's not hotter than that Mc Donald's cashier who smiled at you that one time......that's Chuck. And like the porno star, seeing him get fucked repeatedly won't even be as exciting as you hoped

* (yes I realize the kids won't know what that is but just stick with me)

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Of course you would unironically go to and enjoy a Taylor Swift concert.

This is a stain on the Commode. Bad tidings await. Chuk and RLC will stay and once again not perform, and you are the only one to blame.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Yeah Unfortunately I think this is almost guaranteed.
It's like you're browsing for porno and you see this chick on a magazine*....
So you fire up the 'ol PC and download a bunch of her movies.....only to realize that she looked like a 10 on that specific magazine cover in that particular angle
but she's not hotter than that Mc Donald's cashier who smiled at you that one time......that's Chuck. And like the porno star, seeing him get fucked repeatedly won't even be as exciting as you hoped

* (yes I realize the kids won't know what that is but just stick with me)

Did the porn girl only have one leg?



You into weird amputee stuff bro... You do you x

 

[Merosso]

italy world cup qualification is too much too handle

You're Belgium , Italy has 4 WC , what about Belgium

Though I really appreciate their run, the only threat to Spain, the only team able to score against la Roja, may be 2 if Shitmaekers didn't miss a golden opportunity, besides I think with Onana their best player a true 6 they could won or at least increase their odds, he is the Belgium Rodri, truly he is a best.

 

[Merosso]

Amorim is going to see through Chukwueze very quickly, that's probably why Moreira is gonna be on the right.

and

"What in the actual fuck?" - is going to be Amorim's response when he sees RLC play in competitive matches.

May be he's gonna help us get rid of this RLC by let him gone for free next summer, and may be more Chuku and Musah finally kicked out next summer.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Last one for today...



I'm telling you, at her concert she definitely looked at me, waved, and mouthed "Forza Milan"

 

[Alo88]

Landing at Milanello with helicopters, "gifting" the fans expensive players, getting directly involved in player recruitment, talking directly to players...

Who again said Berlusconi 2.0?

 

[AndreiX]

 

[Kmoney]

For god’s sake just play Saele on the right Moreira on the left

This inverted wingback Chuk thing is fine for preseason but I can’t help but think he’s going to get exposed bad

 

[SuperPippo]

Last one for today...

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I'm telling you, at her concert she definitely looked at me, waved, and mouthed "Forza Milan"

Why is this talentless woke tart all over the commode?

 

[MilanFan89]

 

[nefremo]

For god’s sake just play Saele on the right Moreira on the left

This inverted wingback Chuk thing is fine for preseason but I can’t help but think he’s going to get exposed bad

I'm thinking if you have inverted WBs, then you'd need a right footed player as the AM in front and a left footer on the other side. So something like:
----------LAM (left foot)-----------Pulisic-----------
Saele---------Rabiot------Jashari---------Moreira

You can also flip that, and put Pulisic/Cisse on the left with Moreira behind as the LWB. Then on the right side you have Saele as the RWB and the AM being left footed.

Anyway, it's not critical to have a mix and match right/left footer on both sides. But it sure does provide some unpredictability and options.

 

[Alo88]

This is how I imagine Gerry and Bobby Gardiner tomorrow:

 

[nefremo]

BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING
"MAY not sign a defender"
"COULD decide not to sign a CB"
"NOTHING confirmed yet"
"Rumors have intensified"

LLLOOLL

 

[Gennaro8]

Media knows shit at this moment. Pun kurac of news and they say nothing

 

[finnishhacker]

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Well, i just want to say. We have never seen them in a room together so

 

[Alo88]

Kushvinder's voice

Silky sweet and smooth like wiping your ass with the most outrageously expensive, triple-ply, cloud-soft toilet paper your local store keeps locked behind glass for the bourgeoisie.

 

[Alo88]

Another fake quote?

 

[brk]

If you use the statement on Rafa, that would assume he sees Saelly, Cisse and Puli as the left sided attackers behind the striker.

That's what I assumed also.

“Leao? I don’t know if he’ll be fit against Torino. His future? We’ll see, but he’ll have to fight for his place. Cisse, given how he’s been playing, will make things difficult. Saelemaekers has changed position, so it’ll be tough. We’ve also got Pulisic coming back.” Yeah seems like he's basically saying Saelemaekers is being trained to be a left AM now.

Let's assume (rightly) that Moreira and Chukwueze are the RWBs. For a team that dropped 50m on a RWB when we already had Chukwueze doing well there, Estupinian and Bartesaghi are shockingly bad options on the other side.

I'm still worried about Pavlovic on the ball, although Amorim is smart enough to maybe change his buildup to take advantage of his qualities. Use him as the player that breaks forward into space and not as the player expected to play that line breaking pass. If that's the case then we need to upgrade Gabbia at least, since he's no where near good enough to handle the ball and be the kind of press resistant player who moves forward into the midfield zone the way Amorim usually wants his CCB to play.

But more than anything i'm worried about that LWB role right now. I don't want to blunt Moreira's impact by making him the LWB. I think out on the right he's going to destroy Serie A and maybe have the sort of impact Theo had with us in his prime. On the left I don't see him as threatening, and he definitely will cause balance issues if Chukwueze is on the other side.

 

[brk]

For god’s sake just play Saele on the right Moreira on the left

This inverted wingback Chuk thing is fine for preseason but I can’t help but think he’s going to get exposed bad

????????

 

[Hitchens]

Tomorrow something will break!

 

[AndreiX]

outrageously expensive, triple-ply

4 ply master race

 

[Ryo]