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They may help you with that problem you were telling me about.
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How pissed of would you be if I told you to expect Kesha condoms in the mail ~ 7-10 business days?
On a scale of 1-10, how pissed would you be if your parents named you Archibald?
Aw archibaldbears, don't worry I'll be done in a month.
I'm trying to focus on my studies.. ya know how it is.
You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence
You are best known for: your power
Your dominant state: performing
4th from the bottom maybe.
spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmm
Ya reckon they will get relegated?
I just checked epl table and Aston Villa are really 15th, I thought you were joking! HAHAHAHA!
And I'll have you know Estonians are an exotic people.
I'm in Cell Biology right now. You don't know what you're missing sir.
It's what happens when you go herpes-chasing in Ireland.
You were gone, I was lonely, Jasper was there.
Edit: When I clicked your profile I saw those cell pictures and I'm like who is this cool person? Turns out it was me. 
How's your hip?
I told you that was a bad idea.
How cool is this:
Exponential division!
It starts with a single cell. The first cell splits to become two and the two become four and so on. After just forty-seven doublings, you have ten thousand trillion (10,000,000,000,000,000) cells in your body and are ready to spring forth as a human being. You have no secrets from your cells. They know far more about you than you do. Each one carries a copy of the complete genetic code - the instruction manual for your body - so it knows not only how to do its job but every other job in the body. Never in your life will you have to remind a cell to keep an eye on its adenosine triphosphate levels or to find a place for the extra squirt of folic acid that's just unexpectedly turned up. It will do that for you, and millions more things besides.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5XOjnpX3-w
I vividly remember dancing to this video when I was a kid, just thought you'd like to know.
You know, over there, at the right hand bottom, the two people, green and blue. You feel me?
Why are you here and not there?
Fucking Justin Bieber, I always knew he'd ruin my intercontinental relationships with strange men on the Internet.
But you've never heard Canadian accents, there's no way of knowing what kind of audio porn that could be.
+ we have snow.. and fog sometimes.
She's 14 isn't she.
I'm real happy for you and your Irish chick and all, BUT.. you're coming to Canada. -
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