How Tsar Played the Forum Losers for Suckers Vol. II
The Grand Plan: Revealed
I'll start from the beginning. During a time of mod selection there are 2 ways in which you can affect the result so that it is favorable for yourself. 1. Win it yourself, or 2. Make sure the people you don't want don't get it. 1 was already attempted, but due to corruption within the forum it failed, and a totally unacceptable mod was chosen. So this time 2 was the chosen course of action...
So how do you assure the many inappropriate/hostile people don't get the job? Well that’s simple, show them for what they are and make it clear through their own actions just how terrible they would be. The hard part is making them do just that, but here is how I did it:
Firstly create a bogus campaign and present it in a totally hostile manner, luring in the foe with arrogant, false and demeaning claims - while making sure what favorable mods there is are on side so that they to don't get sucked in to, (Jasper, Pupone, zzzzzz, passion if she was here).
Once the undesirables are hooked in, its just a case of reeling them in - play to their whims, jokes and insults, e.g. when a spelling error is picked up, use it again and again to get a snowballed reaction, or make self ritious claims about qualifications inorder to rile a reaction out of the ill-read. Just some of the many techniques employed to rub up the unwanted's and get that reaction out of them: Reactions that make them unselectable as a mod due to a total lack of calmness, unbiased and integrity in such situations.
Really I suppose I only led a horse to water, and that you crazymilangirl, wild, SouthClaw, menon_inc, Besi, MilanoMike, SempreRossoNero and yes even Kyara chose to drink. And it may also be said that Jasper would have won anyway, but its not worth the risk, and by this method you all ruled yourself out. What’s in it for me? Well there is now a good choice of mod that will let me go about my business without any bias interfearence (see Kyara's signature debacle).
In hindsight you really should have realized that someone as adept at self publication as me really couldn't run such a disastrous PR campaign, and should have questioned what you saw before you rather than jump on the band wagon. It’s that ignorance, even stupidity which owes you no pity in being tricked the way you have, and after all I haven't exposed anything that wasn't already there.
Finally I will add that Jasper, Pupone and zzzzzzz knew nothing of this plan and were only aware that they had my backing, this in no way detracts from Jaspers selection.
T.