The Rumour Commode XXXI: The Panther Era

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MilanMB

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Come to Lebanon.

actually Lebanon is on my bucket list, always wanted to visit.

and funny fact: my mother and father both lived in (different :o) households with ca 15-20 people in them. u know how we middle easterners like to pack our houses with people.
 

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The word racist is being thrown so easily thesedays. I hate that shit
 

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actually Lebanon is on my bucket list, always wanted to visit.

and funny fact: my mother and father both lived in (different :o) households with ca 15-20 people in them. u know how we middle easterners like to pack our houses with people.
You are middle eastern ? Arent you Swedish?
 

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if what transpired in this mickey mouse cup impacts our league prospects in any way, shape, or form, i will go absolutely fucking ballistic

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Calling a donkey a donkey = risk 10 games

Threaten to rape someones wife and mother and shoot the person in the head = risk nothing

Serie A ladies and gentleman :lol:

Loool at Merda proven to be better than us yesterday :lol: how is winning from a non existent pk, non existent fk, red card for us and no red card for a donkey prove them to better than us? :lol:
 

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I dated a haitian girl awhile back that did voodoo. She claimed that she was going to put her pussy juice into my drinks so I'd fall in love with the taste of her snatch even after the gym.

The more you know.

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I dated a haitian girl awhile back that did voodoo. She claimed that she was going to put her pussy juice into my drinks so I'd fall in love with the taste of her snatch even after the gym.

The more you know.
Masturbate in her coffee.
 

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Some funny pages today.
 

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Sky: Peppe Di Stefano says Daniel Maldini could play in lieu of Hakan not yet returning and Brahim Diaz injured.
 

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VoodooDoll. Can you please counter Lukakus voodoo on our players
 

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I call upon thy footballing Voodoo gods to protect the players of AC Milan from any further injury. Meanwhile, sideline the Donkey named Lukaku for the garbage bin know as Inter.

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can't wait for the voodoo season finale on page 666
 

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Black football players get criticized for simply breathing.
Lukaku possibly not getting punished will not have anything to do with his skin color.
That's not what I said, Qaas.

I said the way medias report it (or aren't). The way no one seems to take note of it but Milan fans or the way we're here discussing whether or not donkey is racist or Zlatan did provoke him firstly or not instead of how Lukaku threatened someone's life and everybody is like "ah, this kind of stuff just happens to happen in the heat of the moment".
 

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I call upon thy footballing Voodoo gods to protect the players of AC Milan from any further injury. Meanwhile, sideline the Donkey named Lukaku for the garbage bin know as Inter.

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That's not what I said, Qaas.

I said the way medias report it (or aren't). The way no one seems to take note of it but Milan fans or the way we're here discussing whether or not donkey is racist or Zlatan did provoke him firstly or not instead of how Lukaku threatened someone's life and everybody is like "ah, this kind of stuff just happens to happen in the heat of the moment".
I mean c'mon, remember how medias went bananas because a black player was called black? Remember all the polemics it caused?

Now Lukaku is threatening to shoot someone in his head, and nobody cares. I don't care whether Lukaku is black or white or if he meant what he was saying or if he was just out of his fucking mind. I just want this not to go under the radar as if it's a normal thing. It's not. It's dead serious. If Zlatan was saying it to Lukaku, dear gods, his head, labeled "racist", would already be rolling.
 

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Must see: Donkey falls over football.

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Isn't voodoo a Caribbean creation? I get that it has african roots....but voodoo is as Caribbean (Haitian) as Caribbean roti (originally based on food from India)

I could pen a letter to the UNHCR expressing my butthurt at Lukaku's cultural appropriation of Caribbean customs
 

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Being a black man and also hailing from the Caribbean where Voodoo and Obeah are practiced I personally took ZERO offence to Ibrahimovic's remarks although I found it an odd thing to say in the moment. I actually suspected there was some particular reason behind it which turned out to be true (the incident at Everton). That being said Ibra really should have known better in this type of climate where everything is scrutinised. The things Lukaku said were even worse in my opinion but the public will probably sympathise with him because it appears like Ibra was provoking him (which he was). Both men were silly but it appears that only one may face severe punishment....

lol exactly. it's not racist at all

Voodoo, albeit different forms of it, is done in many different countries which are not 'Black' - Pakistan, Morocco, Egypt, etc...
 

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Isn't voodoo a Caribbean creation? I get that it has african roots....but voodoo is as Caribbean (Haitian) as Caribbean roti (originally based on food from India)

I could pen a letter to the UNHCR expressing my butthurt at Lukaku's cultural appropriation of Caribbean customs

Roti masala:thumbsup:...that dish is no joke with some good sambals and sweetened veg
(Shoutout to all indian people for their cuisine ...i frequently order it)

I thought it was a suriname thing btw ..roti
 
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