Alexandre Pato Thread

[Fiero]

Or start a thread, jerk off along Fiero, Kuja and their friends.

Yeah could you help me with the jerking off material? Perhaps some goals of Ibra with Juventus, Inter, and Barcelona when you used to support them?

 

[Armin__m]

I feel sorry for this kid now....You guys all chat so much shit like it was his fault. When he was built like a twig he was scoring goals left right and center. It was down to Milanlab for fucking him up. Building his muscles and shit when he wasn't getting injured anyway.

It's our Management and Milanlab that has fucked him up.

When you think about it, it was when he bulked up two years ago that we were thinking he`d explode that season, because all he was missing was strenght. Hopwever, that was when the injuries started occuring.

It`s very possible in fact that our splendid MilanLab has the most to do with his injuries as they were ceartinly the ones that made his "bulking-up program".

 

[Fiero]

When you think about it, it was when he bulked up two years ago that we were thinking he`d explode that season, because all he was missing was strenght. Hopwever, that was when the injuries started occuring.

It`s very possible in fact that our splendid MilanLab has the most to do with his injuries as they were ceartinly the ones that made his "bulking-up program".

No no. He's a lazy bastard and Allegri is fed up with him but Berlusconi saved him because he's his step father and Barbara's sex toy.

Durrrr I know everything. Check out my sources aftonbladet.com and wargerup the Swedish journalist with nose fetish.

 

[Armin__m]

No no. He's a lazy bastard and Allegri is fed up with him but Berlusconi saved him because he's his step father and Barbara's sex toy.

Durrrr I know everything. Check out my sources aftonbladet.com and wargerup the Swedish journalist with nose fetish.

You have inside info?????

Wow, you`re my source from now on

Why would I think with my own head when I have you to report everything

 

[Kvothe]

When you think about it, it was when he bulked up two years ago that we were thinking he`d explode that season, because all he was missing was strenght. Hopwever, that was when the injuries started occuring.

It`s very possible in fact that our splendid MilanLab has the most to do with his injuries as they were ceartinly the ones that made his "bulking-up program".

The whole "bulking-up" program obviously went terribly wrong and hasn't helped Pato on the field at least. The question is what is Milan Lab/Pato himself doing to get stronger.

 

[Armin__m]

The whole "bulking-up" program obviously went terribly wrong and hasn't helped Pato on the field at least. The question is what is Milan Lab/Pato himself doing to get stronger.

I have a feeling that MilanLab has become rather incompetent in the last few years.

 

[Shiby]

I am sorry.

But if we get another 35mil offer you have to go.

 

[Dark Knight]

Totally my opinion. Considering he's most hated man in england, exactly how long do you think he'll last? I bet he's sold in 2013 summer.

and as soon as mancini leaves city, i imagine Balotelli will be gone too.

BALO + SUAREZ

So you would rather have a racist cheating spiting scum bag playing for milan rather than pato? Sure, why not, since we are signing every piece of garbage there is anyway.

Yes i would, ad btw did i miss pato's internship with mother teressa?

 

[GtrFlo]

Awful performance today, barely noticed him on the pitch

 

[Barometer]

Awful performance today, barely noticed him on the pitch

Yup. totally useless today

 

[fredrik9]

Awful performance today, barely noticed him on the pitch

Actually one of of the better this season.
No failed dribbling attempts, not one single poor pass, no shots wide.
Quite an improvement.

 

[fredrik9]

BALO + SUAREZ

That's funny. Very clever.

 

[.A.K.]

Actually one of of the better this season.
No failed dribbling attempts, not one single poor pass, no shots wide.
Quite an improvement.

LOl

This cracked me up .

 

[Costanza]

Rest in peace.

 

[the_professor]

I am sorry.

But if we get another 35mil offer you have to go.

You guys should have taken our offer I don't know if you'll ever get 35M for him given all these injuries...

Honestly, you could have sold him, and got Tevez for the money, and everybody would have been happy (except us when he gets injured the first week )

 

[Ash]

You guys should have taken our offer I don't know if you'll ever get 35M for him given all these injuries...

Honestly, you could have sold him, and got Tevez for the money, and everybody would have been happy (except us when he gets injured the first week )

When are you renaming yourselves to AC Milan France?

 

[the_professor]

When are you renaming yourselves to AC Milan France?

We love Paris Saint Germain FC too much But we also like (some of) your players

 

[Ash]

We love Paris Saint Germain FC too much But we also like (some of) your players

and coaches

and directors

and ex players

.....

Heck, your captain is a big Milan fan himself



EDIT: And Ibra's boyfriend (not Fredrik - he's a groupie only )

 

[Lucia]

We love Paris Saint Germain FC too much But we also like (some of) your players

How's Maxwell doing? Are you happy with Ancelotti?

 

[the_professor]

and coaches

and directors

and ex players

.....

Coaches: True, but who wouldn't like Ancelotti for their team?

Directors: Let's admit it, if it weren't for us, Leonardo might have never played for or directed Milan, we are the ones who brought him to Europe after his career was in jeopardy after the fiasco from 1994. The way I see it, Leo was ours before he was yours.

Ex players: You're talking about Maldini? Is it our fault if you guys don't want such a legend in your staff?

 

[the_professor]

and coaches

and directors

and ex players

.....

Heck, your captain is a big Milan fan himself



EDIT: And Ibra's boyfriend (not Fredrik - he's a groupie only )

Very true, Sakho loves Milan. A lot of french people do. Milan is a legendary team, I understand that.

 

[the_professor]

How's Maxwell doing? Are you happy with Ancelotti?

Maxwell is doing great already. I barely knew him before he came, but this guy really can play. Technique, tactic, offense. I'm not sure yet about his defense, but I'm a big fan already.

I'm extremely happy with Ancelotti. He already speakd great french, that shows the professionalism of the guy. Only after 3-4 matches, the team is already playing much better. For now, I don't see any negatives, he is a great coach that's for sure.

 

[Ash]

Coaches: True, but who wouldn't like Ancelotti for their team?

Directors: Let's admit it, if it weren't for us, Leonardo might have never played for or directed Milan, we are the ones who brought him to Europe after his career was in jeopardy after the fiasco from 1994. The way I see it, Leo was ours before he was yours.

Ex players: You're talking about Maldini? Is it our fault if you guys don't want such a legend in your staff?

Nah

Not just Maldini (altho I admit our management are fucktards, but then again that ain't brand new news)

You guys tried to sign Beckham too and now also are after Kaka. Heck Leo tried to sign Antonini in the summer (idiot management didn't wanna let him go )

I've always liked PSG tho. You gave us one of our legends (George Weah ) but regardless of what shit Leo pulled later, he was pretty good too (and pretty much awesome as a director).

Plus there's Fly Emirates and your jerseys are probably one of the best in football (most french team jerseys are)

 

[Lucia]

Maxwell is doing great already. I barely knew him before he came, but this guy really can play. Technique, tactic, offense. I'm not sure yet about his defense, but I'm a big fan already.

I'm extremely happy with Ancelotti. He already speakd great french, that shows the professionalism of the guy. Only after 3-4 matches, the team is already playing much better. For now, I don't see any negatives, he is a great coach that's for sure.

Looks like you have a great project on the way, as long as you spend your oil money wisely, not going the Man City way of singing a bunch of players who'll have to be sold at a discount shortly after.

I would think Maxwell is a good signing for you, Ancelotti wanted to sign him for Milan while he was coach here. And the guy speaks fluent English, Spanish, Italian and obviously portuguese, so he should be able to communicate well with the team. He'll probably speak French soon as well. Having played in Italy and for Barca he's obviously learned a lot about tactics. You see so many signings fail because of language problems and lack of tactical knowledge, it was why Taiwo didn't succeed in Milan, although he didn't have a lot of chances to prove himself, but those thing are really important.

Good luck to you and your team!

 

[fredrik9]

Maxwell is doing great already. I barely knew him before he came, but this guy really can play. Technique, tactic, offense. I'm not sure yet about his defense, but I'm a big fan already.

He's coming home this summer, you know that, right?

Anyway, nice to see a PSG fan here.
Paris is my second home town.

 

[the_professor]

You guys tried to sign Beckham too and now also are after Kaka. Heck Leo tried to sign Antonini in the summer (idiot management didn't wanna let him go )

True, we're also after Kaka. But I wouldn't really think of Beckham as a Milan product, as he played a short time with you guys, towards the end. I'll always see him as Man United.

I've always liked PSG tho. You gave us one of our legends (George Weah ) but regardless of what shit Leo pulled later, he was pretty good too (and pretty much awesome as a director).

Weah was a legend here too, can't forget the great memories he gave us.
Leo was good too for you guys. Don't forget Ronaldinho, who again, we introduced to Europe.

And Yepes, who had good times and some bad times in Paris. How do you guys like him?

 

[the_professor]

Looks like you have a great project on the way, as long as you spend your oil money wisely, not going the Man City way of singing a bunch of players who'll have to be sold at a discount shortly after.

That's the fear we all have, but so far, our owners have only been doing coherent things. Now the coherent thing would be to let Tevez go, unless we're still trying to get Pato...

it was why Taiwo didn't succeed in Milan, although he didn't have a lot of chances to prove himself, but those thing are really important.

I was extremely surprised you guys took this guy. I mean, he was so bad with Marseille (our enemy) most of the times. I didn't have much chance to see him play with you guys though.

Good luck to you and your team!

Thank you! Same to you. Hope we meet in the Champion's league. I wanna erase the memories from the semi finals of 1995... Boban, Savicevic

 

[the_professor]

He's coming home this summer, you know that, right?

Anyway, nice to see a PSG fan here.
Paris is my second home town.

Home? Where?

Nice being here also. Good to hear you like Paris

 

[fredrik9]

Home? Where?

Nice being here also. Good to hear you like Paris

Home to Milan of course. And Ibra.

 

[GtrFlo]

And Yepes, who had good times and some bad times in Paris. How do you guys like him?

Yepes is pure class IMHO! Wish we had signed him earlier with more years left to play, but still, great defender and seems like a class act all the way!