Antonio Nocerino Thread

[Goodfella]

Ah, 3 goals doesn't equal 11. Go back to kindergarten.

4 goals in his last 6 games.



4312 Isaac Cofie, Strasser & Nocerino plz

 

[Hondayum]

Nocerino linked with Inter switch
By Football Italia staff

New Inter boss Walter Mazzarri has reportedly asked the club to make an offer for Milan midfielder Antonio Nocerino.

The Corriere dello Sport has made that claim this morning given that the tactician is known to be an admirer of the Italian international.

As recently as January, Mazzarri’s Napoli were in talks with the Diavolo about a possible swap deal which would have seen Blerim Dzemaili head to San Siro as part of the transfer.

Nocerino was signed by the Diavolo in the summer of 2011 from Palermo for just €500,000. He responded to the move with 10 goals in 35 games.

However, the 28-year-old was not guaranteed first team football last term seeing as he started just 20 League ties.

Nocerino is considering his future after the club confirmed that Coach Massimiliano Allegri would remain.

For the right price, he's all yours.

 

[Raz]

Please, take him off our hands!

 

[Ash]

Ah, 3 goals doesn't equal 11. Go back to kindergarten.

3 goals without an Ibra to set it all up for you

It's hilarious that the only thing that people see about Nocerino from last season was his goals. Not how utterly fucking useless he was in the midfield department or what a massive liability he was in some games

 

[Ash]

For the right price, he's all yours.

I'd be happy with a million for him at this point

Arguably the most useless player in the midfield

 

[LemonCookies]

3 goals without an Ibra to set it all up for you

It's hilarious that the only thing that people see about Nocerino from last season was his goals. Not how utterly fucking useless he was in the midfield department or what a massive liability he was in some games

Half of Nocerino's goals were all his own in 11-12 season. He wasn't useless that season, at all, but 12-13, yes, he was pretty much. Both Flams and Noce are shit now, whether one or the both of them score a few goals.

Though, it must be said, as I have said many times prior, if Flamini stays and STOPS scoring goals, all you bandwagoners for Flamini this past season can go eat some humble pie. Explain the difference for me: Noce-11 goals, fanbois come out in force. Flamini 3-4 goals(tap ins), fanbois in force. Noce after 11 goals sucks, Flams after some tap ins.........................

 

[Ash]

Half of Nocerino's goals were all his own in 11-12 season. He wasn't useless that season, at all, but 12-13, yes, he was pretty much. Both Flams and Noce are shit now, whether one or the both of them score a few goals.

Though, it must be said, as I have said many times prior, if Flamini stays and STOPS scoring goals, all you bandwagoners for Flamini this past season can go eat some humble pie. Explain the difference for me: Noce-11 goals, fanbois come out in force. Flamini 3-4 goals(tap ins), fanbois in force. Noce after 11 goals sucks, Flams after some tap ins.........................

Here's the big difference if you are too slow to grasp it

Flamini, even when he is not scoring goals ACTUALLY contributes to the midfield considering that's his job to beginwith. Nocerino can score all the fucking goals he likes, but he is not a bloody striker. Playing with him is like playing with a man down. Never seen a guy so invisible on the pitch in the history of football. The guy is like the biggest sissy ever - Can't pass, can't shoot, can't pressure, can't tackle - who the fuck told him he is a midfielder again?

So ye, scoring goals is all fun and all. Point is, if he aint scoring them, he might as well be in the stands because it really does not make a difference between that and him being on the pitch

p.s.- go look up last seasons posts - A lot of people have bitched about his nonexistent midfield capabilities even then and were pretty much sure that putting faith in him as a starter was gonna come back and bite us in the ass. And it did

 

[LemonCookies]

Here's the big difference if you are too slow to grasp it

Flamini, even when he is not scoring goals ACTUALLY contributes to the midfield considering that's his job to beginwith. Nocerino can score all the fucking goals he likes, but he is not a bloody striker. Playing with him is like playing with a man down. Never seen a guy so invisible on the pitch in the history of football. The guy is like the biggest sissy ever - Can't pass, can't shoot, can't pressure, can't tackle - who the fuck told him he is a midfielder again?

So ye, scoring goals is all fun and all. Point is, if he aint scoring them, he might as well be in the stands because it really does not make a difference between that and him being on the pitch

p.s.- go look up last seasons posts - A lot of people have bitched about his nonexistent midfield capabilities even then and were pretty much sure that putting faith in him as a starter was gonna come back and bite us in the ass. And it did

Flamini does absolutely nothing besides making runs. IMO, he's worse than Nocerino. He has zero vision, ball control, and tackling ability. When he does try to do those things he either gives the ball away, gets his pass intercepted or gets a yellow card, or red in one case, for stupid, and illegal, two footed tackles. If you think Flams is somehow better, you're delusional. Noce sucks now and Flams has always sucked. Get over it.

Also, it is your fault to think Noce needs to play like Montolivo or Ambro, doing things that draws your attention to them. You clearly hate Nocerino's guts for being average, and because of it, you fail to credit him where credit is due. Apparently, you're a useless footballer if you don't play eye catching football, which writes off most of our squad as Serie Z quality dog shit players.

 

[yagami7gnr]

IMO, both are not necessary at all. Nocerino did ok his first season. He used to be more in another players face; however, he still would not tackle or win the ball at all. Last season, he got even worse defending plus he had certain chances to score but he missed them really bad (i.e last game against Siena.)

On the other hand, Flamini is a liability with his tackles. Aging make people wiser but that does apply to Flamini at all. He is more prone to errors due running all over the place and forget what to protect (noticeable in CL matches where he is never in the place that he is supposed to -tactical nightmare) Not to mention, IMO, he just played so he can make 2+ millions again.

 

[Hondayum]

I don't thin it's wise to get rid of both.

We need one for backup and as backup both are decent. Not fantastic. Not good. Decent. Strength comes in numbers...I can still very clearly remember all those injuries from 2011/12.

Keep one, and sell the other. Both CLEARLY aren't starting XI anyway, but we need subs.

 

[yagami7gnr]

I don't thin it's wise to get rid of both.

We need one for backup and as backup both are decent. Not fantastic. Not good. Decent. Strength comes in numbers...I can still very clearly remember all those injuries from 2011/12.

Keep one, and sell the other. Both CLEARLY aren't starting XI anyway, but we need subs.

I think somebody called Muntari will be kept.

 

[Raz]

Selling him would be like a new signing!

 

[Bird]

Flamini does absolutely nothing besides making runs. IMO, he's worse than Nocerino. He has zero vision, ball control, and tackling ability. When he does try to do those things he either gives the ball away, gets his pass intercepted or gets a yellow card, or red in one case, for stupid, and illegal, two footed tackles. If you think Flams is somehow better, you're delusional. Noce sucks now and Flams has always sucked. Get over it.

Also, it is your fault to think Noce needs to play like Montolivo or Ambro, doing things that draws your attention to them. You clearly hate Nocerino's guts for being average, and because of it, you fail to credit him where credit is due. Apparently, you're a useless footballer if you don't play eye catching football, which writes off most of our squad as Serie Z quality dog shit players.

I started by "bolding" the parts that are just then I realized it would be easier to bold the parts that aren't.

 

[USC]

I'd be happy with a million for him at this point

Arguably the most useless player in the midfield

"I don't play midfield"

 

[Bird]

"I don't play midfield"

 

[LemonCookies]

I started by "bolding" the parts that are just then I realized it would be easier to bold the parts that aren't.

By making Noce sucks bold, are you saying that you don't agree? You'd have to be pretty insane to refute that considering his recent form...I don't really get what you're doing.

But, hey, who gives a fuck here, anyway. No one cares anyway about trying to find the truth, so I'm gonna let you e-peen waggers go jerk yourselves off to each other, with Flamini included.

 

[Bird]

By making Noce sucks bold, are you saying that you don't agree? You'd have to be pretty insane to refute that considering his recent form...I don't really get what you're doing.

But, hey, who gives a fuck here, anyway. No one cares anyway about trying to find the truth, so I'm gonna let you e-peen waggers go jerk yourselves off to each other, with Flamini included.

Read the whole post. Don't stop mid sentence.

 

[Raz]

"I don't play midfield"

Still more useful than Nocerino.

 

[LemonCookies]

Read the whole post. Don't stop mid sentence.

Hmm, so if I read it correctly, what are you objecting to if you agree that both Flams and Noce suck..?

 

[Bird]

Hmm, so if I read it correctly, what are you objecting to if you agree that both Flams and Noce suck..?

Oh for fucks sake!

Noce sucks and Flamini is a liability. Everything else is just shit in that post.

Now go back to school.

 

[LemonCookies]

Oh for fucks sake!

Noce sucks and Flamini is a liability. Everything else is just shit in that post.

Now go back to school.

Everything else I said describes why both Noce/Flams suck. You're an odd one if you don't see that.

 

[Ender]

There was a rumor in Calciomercato.com of a switch with Inter between Nocerino and Silvestre... the only problem is that as far as I know, Silvestre is on a 2 year loan at Inter from Palermo ...
I bet that from now until the transfer ends, we'll hear rumors of Nocerino being included in every single possible switch with a Inter player.

 

[joyrider]

swap silvestre and noce for 1 year

 

[Il Capitano_3]

i would rather swap him with florenzi or plus a lot of cash for Insigne

but both are true Napoli or roma Player and came from their youth systems

 

[Bird]

Everything else I said describes why both Noce/Flams suck. You're an odd one if you don't see that.

Wow, you really are stupid. Don't bother replaying. Not gonna waste anymore time on this.

 

[Ender]

According to the agent of Nocerino, Milan has received an offer for Nocerino from Fiorentina (the offer involved a Fiorentina player) ... I'm thinking it was Nocerino for the half of Cerci that Fiorentina owns ... I wonder if Galliani will bite...


Actually, now that I think about it... it might have been with Ljajic as well

http://www.calciomercato.com/milan/milan-ag-nocerino-e-stato-chiesto-dalla-fiorentina-341846

 

[Rickaka]

According to the agent of Nocerino, Milan has received an offer for Nocerino from Fiorentina (the offer involved a Fiorentina player) ... \

#BenvenutoJoJo

 

[Ender]

#BenvenutoJoJo

 

[Naraku]

I thought Milan are holding out for Noce to accept a Torino switch so we can go for Ogbonna, any which way this boob needs to leave Milan.

 

[Ragazza]

last night i had this dream that i won some milan fan contest and got to spend a day at the san siro with the team and staff.

and me and a bunch of other fans who had also won the contest got to have dinner there.

so i had my daughter with me and we were on the field kicking the ball around (awesome!!) and they called us to dinner. my daughter and i were at the end of the line so by the time we made it to the buffet, everything was gone. so we sat down at the table with empty plates. then the chef saw us without food and apologized to us and started yelling and waving his hands around like a maniac. all these people came running out with platters and surrounded us with tons of food...the gnocchi was delicious!

afterward we were walking around and i noticed that only nocerino was there and when i asked about the other players, one of the fans told me they were all off playing in some tournament.

that was a bummer. sorry nocerino.