Official: Zlatan Ibrahimović Thread II

[MrKuuk]

Unlike forward he pretends to mean what he writes. But both smell fishy.

He has Suarez listed as fav player and mentions "class".

Yeah, Zlatan has yet to bite someone... that ball he gently passed to that confused fisherman was just an unfortunate accident.

Anyway, if Goodsalmonella (Yeah, that´s your new name) is atempting to be the new forward.... I kinda miss forward.

On another note, some papers are suggesting that PSG is preparing a huge bid for Bale. http://www.caughtoffside.com/2013/06/13/psg-to-launch-85m-bid-for-tottenham-attacker-gareth-bale/

 

[FredX]

On another note, some papers are suggesting that PSG is preparing a huge bid for Bale. http://www.caughtoffside.com/2013/06/13/psg-to-launch-85m-bid-for-tottenham-attacker-gareth-bale/

Monkey business!

 

[FredX]

Usain Bolt is in Norway to race. Zlatan sent him a shirt signed:
"To the fastest man in the world".

Bolt returned a football signed "To the best. From the best".

Are there any similarities between Bolt and Zlatan?
- Yes. Both are kings.

http://www.expressen.se/sport/friidrott/bolt-na-fran-zlatan-wow-vad-haftigt/

 

[Soldier_of_god]

damnnnnn bolt and ibra. same height and same weight approx as well lol. legends.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

I wonder how fast the swiftest soccer player will compare against bolt in a 100m race. I am guessing either, walcott, bale or bibiany are the fastest soccer players in the world.

 

[MrKuuk]

I wonder how fast the swiftest soccer player will compare against bolt in a 100m race. I am guessing either, walcott, bale or bibiany are the fastest soccer players in the world.

I don´t think any of those would embarrass themselves in a 100m race since they´re all top athletes... however there would probably be at least one second difference.

 

[FredX]

The Guardian:
Zlatan Ibrahimovic wins our European goal of the season award for 2012-13

Ibrahimovic received 34% of the vote in our poll, beating Anthony Knockaert into second and Luis Suárez into third.

He scored it an a friendly against a ropey England defence and past butterfingers Joe Hart, but for the sheer imagination, vision and ability to pull off something that other players would not even consider attempting, Zlatan Ibrahimovic has won our European goal of the season award.

This season's list of contenders included long-range efforts, volleys, backheels and team goals, but Ibrahimovic's strike seemed to defy categorisation. It was a long-range shot, but also a volley. Some commentators called it a scissor-kick while others thought it was an overhead.

Whatever name you put on it, the goal was an outrageous effort that seemed to sum up the man who took it on and executed it so perfectly. It was an example of Zlatan in his element.

Steven Gerrard said he had never seen a better goal but, true to form, Ibrahimovic claimed he preferred the first goal he scored against England that night. Perhaps he would have picked Anthony Knockaert's flick for Leicester City or gone for Luis Suárez's piece of trickery against Newcastle. With Zlatan, you never know. That's what makes him special.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2013/jun/13/zlatan-ibrahimovic-european-goal-season-award

 

[Mr. Milanista]

I've got to say Mexes goal was better than Zlatans.

 

[Majko]

I would say both were absolutely great. But they are bit different. Mexes chested it and then went for bicycle kick just on the edge of penalty box and scored it with goalkeeper in the goal and defense in front of it. But Ibras was from much further, he kicked it in bigger height, he outsmarted Hart and their defense, but the fact he aimed it that good from the distance is one of the reasons why is it that good.

 

[MrKuuk]

I've got to say Mexes goal was better than Zlatans.

Mexes´s goal was indeed great but you can find others just like it. Zlatan´s goal is one of a kind. No one would think to do a bicycle kick from that height, distance and angle in that situation except for him.

 

[FredX]

What kind of adds to the goal's greatness is that it came on top of a hattrick.

 

[MrKuuk]

What kind of adds to the goal's greatness is that it came on top of a hattrick.

Not to mention the personal satisfaction to prevail against England who´s always criticised him for not being able to perform against an english side. It´s like a fairytale when you think about it...

 

[FredX]

Not to mention the personal satisfaction to prevail against England who´s always criticised him for not being able to perform against an english side. It´s like a fairytale when you think about it...

Exactly. And it was the opening game of the new national stadium.

About Mexes' goal (and many of the other nominated ones) - great, superb, but it's been done many times before.

Zlatan's goal was unique. It was also the sum of the things that make Zlatan Zlatan: brains, physiqe and technical skill. Messi, for example lack two out of those three and wouldn't have been able to score like that even if he figured it out and came into position.

 

[damn]

Not to mention the personal satisfaction to prevail against England who´s always criticised him for not being able to perform against an english side.

that was the best part of the goal for me, watching all the "experts" do a 540 and start praising ibra

It´s like a fairytale when you think about it...

so this is what they will be teaching the children of Sweden........will Disney buy the rights to it?

 

[MrKuuk]

that was the best part of the goal for me, watching all the "experts" do a 540 and start praising ibra


so this is what they will be teaching the children of Sweden........will Disney buy the rights to it?

Of course that´s what we´ll be telling our children. I´m already torturing my wife with all the details of the goal atleast once a week. I want her to know it by heart so that she´ll be able to tell my children all about the night - when Ibra raped England.

 

[FredX]

Of course that´s what we´ll be telling our children. I´m already torturing my wife with all the details of the goal atleast once a week. I want her to know it by heart so that she´ll be able to tell my children all about the night - when Ibra raped England.

Zlatan is modern Mel Gibson

 

[FredX]

That sucked. Let's move on.

 

[Goodfella]

Unlike forward he pretends to mean what he writes. But both smell fishy.

He has Suarez listed as fav player and mentions "class".

Suarez admits his flaws and is humble and polite to interviewers unlike Ibra.
Ibra is far too insecure, ignorant and uncultured for that.


If there's anyone pretending to mean what they write then it's Forward. He's basically a 100% troll(we all troll to some degree, but not all the time) that's letting members form his opinions of Ibra(you) and Allegri(Congo) entirely. You're the only reason he's posting on this thread. Me, I'm not provoked by your fanboyism. My problems with Ibra: Ibra the footballer and Ibra the person.

What kind of adds to the goal's greatness is that it came on top of a hattrick.

and in a friendly right after several changes at the back and in the midfield.

 

[Ramzee]

Just admit it is a goal you won't witness anything similar in a decade or more.

 

[FredX]

Suarez admits his flaws and is humble and polite to interviewers unlike Ibra.

Is being racist a flaw?

Zlatan once said "I have a dream that my two sons Vincent and Maximilian will one day live in a world where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character."

 

[Dominate]

lolz so zlatans like 60 years old

 

[FredX]

lolz so zlatans like 60 years old

lol no.

It's a quote from after a game when the fans had shouted something racist.
He also said "Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that."

 

[FredX]

First PSG season

35 goals + 15 assists

https://www.goal.com

 

[leaf]

Suarez admits his flaws and is humble and polite to interviewers unlike Ibra.
Ibra is far too insecure, ignorant and uncultured for that.


If there's anyone pretending to mean what they write then it's Forward. He's basically a 100% troll(we all troll to some degree, but not all the time) that's letting members form his opinions of Ibra(you) and Allegri(Congo) entirely. You're the only reason he's posting on this thread. Me, I'm not provoked by your fanboyism. My problems with Ibra: Ibra the footballer and Ibra the person.



and in a friendly right after several changes at the back and in the midfield.

I it's hard to hold opinions that contradict what you see.
Ibra is a bad tempered cunt. I can't see why so many people bust a gut to convince you otherwise. He's always getting into fights and resorting to violence.

This doesn't make him entirely a bad person. People are multifaceted. in fact he seems to be a perfectly nice human being 90% of the time.

He also has very big flaws in his game....he's slow and often one dimensional etc... to compare him with super complete and brilliant attackers like CR7 and Messi is stretching it.

The thing is, it's either fred AND forward are both trolling, or neither one is. Fred is an Ibra fanatic, but to his everlasting credit, he keeps it all generally in this thread. I'm guessing that all this praise is irritating forward, inducing the trolling.

 

[FredX]

I it's hard to hold opinions that contradict what you see.
Ibra is a bad tempered cunt. I can't see why so many people bust a gut to convince you otherwise. He's always getting into fights and resorting to violence.

Zlatan wrote in his award winning international best selling autobiography "It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence." Zlatan stands up against ignorant referees and diving cunts like Cristina and Messy.

He also has very big flaws in his game....he's slow and often one dimensional etc... to compare him with super complete and brilliant attackers like CR7 and Messi is stretching it.

Zlatan doesn't play football. He creates it.

"One dimensional"? Hey dru... I don't think there's another player around who has scored so many awesome goals, in so many different ways as Zlatan.

 

[Pipa]

to compare him with super complete and brilliant attackers like CR7 and Messi is stretching it.

... the fuck?

 

[Pipa]

Zlatan stands up against ignorant referees and diving cunts like Cristina and Messy.

 

[FredX]

Terrible foul by Chivu there. Should have been a red card.

 

[Pipa]

He could have killed the Zlat.

 

[Congo Powers]

*Zalt