The Rumour Commode L - Take the L

[kakajd]

while he hasnt had much

ramos looks smart when he has it

 

[papaberlu]

Cisse is intelligent on the ball. Raw, but I like him

he looks comfortable, confident, and all those things

but it never results in anything

 

[nonsonoqui]

cmon Cisse

I'm waiting to be moved

Like emotionally ?

 

[Pigeon]

jashari looks good so far

 

[doraemon]

Confused why we wouldn't just play our best XI so they can at least have some time on the pitch together before the opening day.

We'll probably make 11 changes not long into the second half. Would've rather just played our best XI for 70 mins.

So far I fail to see how we hope to score with the lineups we've been going into these pre season games with.

Dont be shocked but this is probably our starting line up next weekend.
Only modric and gila would play ahead of jashari and terraciano

 

[Ryo]

Musah is so frustrating.
Takes a ball and is facing forward, decides to pirouette turn and pass the ball backwards when there were more United players attacking us than defending against us.
Shit decision making.

 

[punisher]

Oh he don’t know fellas

He don’t know

Google lens saved me.

Ballet, Jesus. Our team is full of rotten pussies

 

[kakajd]

he should have

Cisse is intelligent on the ball. Raw, but I like him

passed to ramos there

it would have likely been a goal

 

[forward]

Luke Shaw lmao

He is so tiny. Thought he was bigger hahaha

That's what she said.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Who said it would.

But what I am highlighting is an issue with all of our players ...

The free headers we waste
Rafa failing to hit the net from good positions
Strikers being anemic

Etc etc etc

I'm not invested in watching, so booked a barbershop appointment... A nice head massage, hair wash, hair cut and blow dry... Stopped short of getting my nails done.

But this is way more enjoyable than watching Milan today.



I'll keep an eye on the updates though x

 

[IcyDiavolo]

That left side of Pavlovic-Estupinan is the most glaring press trigger I've ever seen. It's hard to watch

 

[papaberlu]

Like emotionally ?

people say hes a wonderkid just tryna see that spark

 

[tonyb]

I will say it now

Ramos will be our biggest flop ever.

Thanks fodders.

I have zero faith. Rarely every wrong so I hope to be wrong in this one instance.

He's not going to create things from nothing.

Isn't his hold up play very good?
Has he had chances you think he should've scored?

Not sure what you're judging him on.

He's not going to beat 2 defenders and score from 30 yards if that's what you're hoping for

 

[nonsonoqui]

dare i say?

Jashari has been decent

We haven’t been bad either except for Musah’s heroics

 

[tonyb]

Dont be shocked but this is probably our starting line up next weekend.
Only modric and gila would play ahead of jashari and terraciano

What's wrong with Pulisic?
Is Rabiot back in Milan?

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

It's next week

But the transfer window has 2 weeks no?

We can lose on the opening day then go 24 games unbeaten bro...

 

[punisher]

SERIOUS QUESTION:

Why Bruno has such a punchable face? I mean I could melt his face with a hammer.

 

[Merosso]

De Winter as usual always outpaced, Musah no comment

 

[acmHR]

Actually apart from the shaky start, we don't look bad, I like this style we're trying to do. Ofc when doing it with shitty players it cannot be perfect.

We're missing Maignan, Gila, Gabbia, Modric, Rabiot, Pulisic, Bartesaghi, Saelemaekers and perhaps Leao from the starting lineup. Considering everything it is not looking that bad.

 

[doraemon]

Cisse will be better than rlc by winter break, just dont send him on loan

 

[forward]

dare i say?

Jashari has been decent

We haven’t been bad either except for Musah’s heroics

Worse pressing than Modric.
Worse passing vision than Modric.

 

[punisher]

What's wrong with Pulisic?
Is Rabiot back in Milan?

Pulisic is on her period.

Rabiot, no, he is not back. We don't even know if he returns altogether.

 

[Master Smurf]

jashari looks good so far

First time since his debut for me.

Overall we are still so slow, we lack urgency in possession and then the final execution is subpar.

 

[nonsonoqui]

while he hasnt had much

ramos looks smart when he has it

I agree

You can always tell when a footballer comes in from elite surroundings

They move differently

 

[Pigeon]

You have said this already brother

but he wants to be wrong, so it’s ok repeating it every now and then

 

[nonsonoqui]

Worse pressing than Modric.
Worse passing vision than Modric.

Well I mean that’s quite the yardstick brother

 

[Soldier_of_god]

He's not going to create things from nothing.

Isn't his hold up play very good?
Has he had chances you think he should've scored?

Not sure what you're judging him on.

He's not going to beat 2 defenders and score from 30 yards if that's what you're hoping for

I know. I just don’t get why we bought a player who can’t create chances for himself and neither can he dribble past players???

Makes zero sense

Rather spend big on 2 CAM wingers like Nwaneri and martinelli etc

And just use a random half decent striker up top than go all out on a one dimensional striker or poacher when you know we can’t create for shit.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

but he wants to be wrong, so it’s ok repeating it every now and then

Can Ramos do well? I am really worried tbh. I really hope so.

 

[doraemon]

What's wrong with Pulisic?
Is Rabiot back in Milan?

Rabiot and pulisic same issue, no match fitness
Or they are waiting on potential transfer like maignan and leao

 

[Merosso]

Didn't mention Musah, Torriani and Pavlovic. The whole team is ass.

At least Pavoo and Torriani saved us many times while Musah has always played with the opposite side, Gerry Fuck you with your Managers, it's the head of Department Estevao who advised Cuntdinal to hire Amodick.

Believe or not it's an Italian club Gerry not Portuguese, neither American , English , French , German or other country.