The Rumour Commode L - Take the L

[Tantalis]

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The stadium, is erm, under control... I've been.abaebtnfor a few years, but no more, I've learnt some lessons, and I'm back, from outer space, and I find you here with that sad look upon your face... Turn that frown upside down, I'm all dreamy and relatable now.
I should've changed that stupid lock, Or made you leave your key, so I could unlock our Mercato...
But if that's not good enough for you...
Go on, go, walk out the door, but don't you turn around now, you're not welcome anymore.
To Paolo...You're the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye! Think I'd crumble?
You think I'd lay down and die?
No, not I, I will survive
Long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive
I've got my life to live and all my love to give and
I will survive
I, I, I will survive... Sorry there I go making it all about me again... Look, trust me, I'm just a lovable Italian/American trying to get by in life and save Milan, like they were in a right mess before I came in... Like they won stuff and winning is for losers.

The stadium... Just trust me... Right girls, who's got the hair wax and baby oil... Ain't no party like a Diddy party, right?

Inter milan?

This is how hed win me over

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Is it too much to ask for a gentile and a scirea
And then a meazza, baggio and Rivera?

Cmon for fuck sakes should be easy.

 

[Tantalis]

Is it too much to ask for a gentile and a scirea
And then a meazza, baggio and Rivera?

Cmon for fuck sakes should be easy.

Rettarded fans nowadays would see a libero like scirea and say something like this guy cant play in a back three. He cant even line up with the other cbs.

 

[Gennaro8]

In 2005 Milan and Real were equal in the terms of revenue. Today, just 20 years later, Real's revenue is 1.3b and where is Milan? At 450? Not even that.

And Real doesnt have Arabic money or mega TV deals like English clubs.

But Perez had a vision and Berlusconi had bung bung brain

 

[pippofan]

Trying to put together the best Milan squad composed of 11 Italians from the early 60s to today in a 4-3-3 formation and came up with: Ghezzi, Tassotti, Nesta, Baresi, Maldini, Albertini, Pirlo, Rivera, Donadoni, Inzaghi, Prati.

Opted for Ghezzi, who we got in a swap with Inter for Buffon, over Rossi because often was the starter for Italy. Albertini over Gattuso and Ancelotti because I just loved that way Demetrio played, while Ancelotti was more of a Roma legend.

Couldn't think of a striker better than Inzaghi, while Prati on the left wing a goal-scoring machine, including a hat trick in UCL 1969 vs Ajax. For Italy was blocked by Gigi Riva but in only 14 appearances scored 7. IMO one of the most under-rated players to ever wear the rossoneri jersey.

 

[pippofan]

Rettarded fans nowadays would see a libero like scirea and say something like this guy cant play in a back three. He cant even line up with the other cbs.

In the 60s Picchi at Inter that was a master at catenaccio, a bit later Scirea, (who tragically died at the age of 36), was one of the top in Europe, and of course Baresi, the best of them all. I would rate Franco 1 Scirea 2 and Picchi 3.

Of course that was before Nesta, Cannavaro, Materazzi, Chiellini, entered the scene but basically center-backs have been a strenght in Italian football, same as goal-keepers.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Rettarded fans nowadays would see a libero like scirea and say something like this guy cant play in a back three. He cant even line up with the other cbs.

lol Scirea would shit on trash like Virgil can d*yke. Even accounting for size

Let’s not forget Marquinhos is like barely 5’10.

 

[Wild]

@leaf watch the whole thing

Wait, who is the one before Messi

To be honest, i didnt notice they arent real girl until Messi

 

[nonsonoqui]

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The stadium, is erm, under control... I've been.abaebtnfor a few years, but no more, I've learnt some lessons, and I'm back, from outer space, and I find you here with that sad look upon your face... Turn that frown upside down, I'm all dreamy and relatable now.
I should've changed that stupid lock, Or made you leave your key, so I could unlock our Mercato...
But if that's not good enough for you...
Go on, go, walk out the door, but don't you turn around now, you're not welcome anymore.
To Paolo...You're the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye! Think I'd crumble?
You think I'd lay down and die?
No, not I, I will survive
Long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive
I've got my life to live and all my love to give and
I will survive
I, I, I will survive... Sorry there I go making it all about me again... Look, trust me, I'm just a lovable Italian/American trying to get by in life and save Milan, like they were in a right mess before I came in... Like they won stuff and winning is for losers.

The stadium... Just trust me... Right girls, who's got the hair wax and baby oil... Ain't no party like a Diddy party, right?

Don’t ever let them dim your light

 

[Longbowman]

Wait, who is the one before Messi
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To be honest, i didnt notice they arent real girl until Messi

Dude, Neymar and his neck tattoo should be familiar for a Brazil NT fan

 

[Tantalis]

you didnt notice haaland?

 

[Hitchens]

Pages upon pages of mock Gerry diary entries kind of epitomises the unique greatness of RnB.

 

[rossonero1]

Go to Turkey my friend. No one wants you.

 

[Hitchens]

Wait, who is the one before Messi
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To be honest, i didnt notice they arent real girl until Messi

You old dog.

 

[Milan10]

I can’t believe AC Milan in the year of our Lord 2026 is going into the season prepared to deploy only 2 proper midfielders on the pitch with an average age between them of about 37.

What did I do to deserve this? I sinned, like any man, but I don’t believe I deserved these 20 years

 

[Tantalis]

 

[Milan10]

Wild cranking his hog to trannies makes me smile.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Wild cranking his hog to trannies makes me smile.

You like the idea of that???

 

[Tantalis]

Wild cranking his hog to trannies makes me smile.

but also

the duality of man

 

[Pigeon]

lol Scirea would shit on trash like Virgil can d*yke. Even accounting for size

Let’s not forget Marquinhos is like barely 5’10.

tell me more about this scirea fella

i didn’t watch during the 70s and 80s

 

[Tantalis]

Go to Turkey my friend. No one wants you.

is leao the pickme or is turkey?

 

[Soldier_of_god]

tell me more about this scirea fella

i didn’t watch during the 70s and 80s

Sit down bro. Messi is the 6th best player of all time at best.

Not even the greatest midget haha.

Watch his tapes. He was a Libero. A ball playing CB dawg. Way ahead of his time.

Van d*yke is not even better than chiellini lmfaooo.

Post 2010 is the weakest era ever. No wonder pissi is like top 2 lmao in that era. Oh wait maybe not.
Remember the bitch crying and running away after getting ass raped by Bayern? Damnnn

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Wait, who is the one before Messi
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To be honest, i didnt notice they arent real girl until Messi

looks like a ladyboy from Thailand that pigeon would visit.

 

[R.Akbar]

Sepp Blatter did nothing wrong

He was just doing it right.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Smash ?

We know leaf would smash kaka himself.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Can dy*ke and fodder like Gabriel are the best Cbs in modern era lmaooooooo

Fuck me. What a shit era.

 

[pippofan]

I can’t believe AC Milan in the year of our Lord 2026 is going into the season prepared to deploy only 2 proper midfielders on the pitch with an average age between them of about 37.

What did I do to deserve this? I sinned, like any man, but I don’t believe I deserved these 20 years

I'm supposed to be in my golden years and this looks like punishment for my sins.

 

[Dulcepenetrante]

Wait, who is the one before Messi

 

[Soldier_of_god]

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[Soldier_of_god]

Apparently someone here thinks cucknku will be a revelation next season LOL.

Ok bro. Ok.