The Rumour Commode L - Take the L

[Ryo]

Jokes.

 

[sheva]

We went a long way from 'Fonseca's balls' to 'Amorim ball'

 

[sheva]

3-1-3-3 I guess. And Ramos is essential for his movement.

This is like a @brk Bat-Signal

 

[General]

Who cares

listen. You’ve got talent

you’re going to need to know when to press soldier and when to back off. pressing at the wrong time and he’s liable to strap a bomb to himself and walk into milanello.

we need the guy here.

now get into the game and show me what you’ve got

 

[Wild]

Some people are just MIA

 

[blacki]

This is our guy now right?

 

[Wild]

3-1-3-3 I guess. And Ramos is essential for his movement.

I dont know about those.
I feel one would create them without any real meaning.
Am gonna wait until they are displayed in an ofiicial game.

 

[General]

Some people are just MIA

?

 

[leaf]

It’s my daughter’s birthday on the 24th. The day we play Torino.

Hopefully a statement win. Let’s gooooo


Don’t ruin the day for me
Phaggots.

Happy birthday Swagger's daughter.
Buy her ice cream

 

[MilanFan89]

 

[SecondStar]

I still can’t believe bro went from Louis Stevens to Sam Witwicky in the transformers, to now a Sur13 member

You have to watch what you say about a carnal. That’s creeper from the big bad varrio Harpys 13 gang!

 

[ROSSONERI7]

It’s my daughter’s birthday on the 24th. The day we play Torino.

Hopefully a statement win. Let’s gooooo


Don’t ruin the day for me
Phaggots.

You reproduced !?!?

Hope her mother’s genes and traits are good and strong enough to override yours.

Amen


Happy birthday to Fofsna’s grand niece!

 

[Fusiproe12]

Gattuso

 

[sheva]

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listen. You’ve got talent

you’re going to need to know when to press soldier and when to back off. pressing at the wrong time and he’s liable to strap a bomb to himself and walk into milanello.

we need the guy here.

now get into the game and show me what you’ve got

If Patosheva didn't Intifada Milanello during his entire Milan tenure, I believe they will be safe

 

[bigboss1963]

Gattuso

What did he expect going to Lazio? I love Rino to pieces but this was a foolish move.. The atmosphere there has been awful for a while.

 

[Fusiproe12]

What did he expect going to Lazio? I love Rino to pieces but this was a foolish move.. The atmosphere there has been awful for a while.

Didn’t Sarri reach the final in the same tournament just few months ago, with the same exact atmosphere?

Gattuso is on par with Brocchi as a coach

 

[Soldier_of_god]

You reproduced !?!?

Hope her mother’s genes and traits are good and strong enough to override yours.

Amen


Happy birthday to Fofsna’s grand niece!

I mean you are impotent so I can understand the jealousy.

If you must know yea multiple times actually. 2 daughters.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Who cares

Yes no one cares if you exist or not.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Where are they saying Nkunku to newcastle
Don’t see anything yet

Mora to Milan possible. I am not liking this much but whatever if he comes good luck.

Tomori to rube/lazio. See bother reports

Fofana to rube now?

As I said before as bad as fof is don’t seel
To rivals. Unless u get a better player in exchange. And that guy
Is not Gonzalez.

 

[rossonero1]

What did he expect going to Lazio? I love Rino to pieces but this was a foolish move.. The atmosphere there has been awful for a while.

Gattuso is an awful coach. More likely he quits like he always does.

 

[ROSSONERI7]

I mean you are impotent so I can understand the jealousy.

If you must know yea multiple times actually. 2 daughters.

Can you make boys?

 

[pippofan]

Pippofan and the old country


that has a nice ring to it

it may deserve its own thread one day

Ok, you asked for it, an autobiography that will be my longest post ever, rivaling @Samaldinho

The old country to me is a small Southern town made up mostly of farmers, (like my father), and emigrants that found work in countries like Switzerland and Germany, plus Torino up North, because of FIAT. The lucky ones got government jobs because they sucked up to politicians.

I was the 8th of 9 children, 5 of whom died in infancy for maladies curable today. My father was a believer in corporal punishment, my mother my refuge. His own dad left him orphan at the age of 4 when he died at 24 in 1916 during WWI. Had a sister that emigrated to Argentina in 1952, I was 3, husband and 5 children, (my cousins), that never returned to the old country. I've since befriended some of them on Facebook.

Prior to moving to the U.S. I was in love with a girl named Anna and she with me. I was 16 and she 15, we kissed, touched some forbidden zones but never had sex. I remember on the plane looking at her picture with tears in my eyes. Two weeks after arriving in America I was no longer virgin and forgot about Anna. To this day I regret not going back for her, she's now a wonderful and pretty woman with a family.

With the news of my departure Anna's parents who had beaten her when people told them about seeing me, suddenly liked me and approved of the relationship even at such young age, a sort of promise of future engagement. Figured I would make them all wealthy, so quit school and for a couple of months started visiting Anna almost every day.

Would pick her up from middle school, help her with her home-work, listen to music together, sometimes playing with a rubber soccer ball taking turns at shooting. In the evenings his father would go to a tavern getting drunk, her mother knitting by the fireplace and we waiting for her to fall asleep.

Her little sister Nives was our guard and has soon as mom nodded off she alerted us and we could engage in heavy petting. I left her house with such a hard-on that would stop in the back of a little church to let it all out. These are among my happiest memories, a time of innocence and naivety that believed in the goodness of the world.

I was the first in my family to attend high school, my siblings stopped at 5th grade which was the term of elementary school. In middle school I won some kind of prize for writing an essay on any issue that I chose and mine was about Gianni Rivera. There was some money involved and my dad was never prouder, bragging to his friends about me.

We lived in town but had several farm properties on the outskirts that produced awesome fruits and vegetables but our fortunes often depended on the weather, so we weren't rich in money but had plenty to eat. I was never spoiled or gifted toys even on the feast of the Epiphany which is on January 6th when an old lady named "Befana" drops gifts down chimneys and Santa wasn't a big deal. In my socks I would receive apples, pears, dried figs, stuff that wasn't store bought. I would see friends with toy trucks, cars, and guns, and envied them.

I had a ton of friends and we made up our own games, sometimes I would borrow my father's bycicle and ride to the Volturno river a couple of miles away where the males swam with underwears on or nude and females a mile or so downriver doing the laundry. Sometimes I would race with friends to get to the river the fastest but never won. One thing about those days is that crime was non-existent and we didn't know what pedophilia was and had never heard of it.

The best times were on the football pitch where we played all the time emulating our idols, Milanisti, Interisti ,Juventini, Napoletani, still caring for each-other regardless. Loved everything about it, The sweat, the aches, the tiredness, the scratches, laying spent on the grass.

One time when I was 7 my 9 year old brother, (who died of a brain tumor in Italy at the age 44), convinced me to run away from home because he would be punished for missing school and I followed him.
We ran into another kid and he joined us so the 3 of us would roam along the farms and hide, slept two nights in haystacks trying to avoid ants and the third day we got caught
.
I was on top of a pear tree when at a distance spotted a large crowd. My job had been to drop the fruit to my accomplices to eat but had not tasted any myself. I yelled an alert and they started running but were eventually caught. While the chase was going on I got down from the tree and managed to escape through a hole in the fence.

A few hours later I woke up from the grass on the field where we played when I saw my 16 year old sister walking toward me. As she came closer she waved a chocolate bar around and asked me to come home, I would not be punished and the chocolate would be mine. I was tired, sleepy, hungry, so gave her my hand.

The promises were not kept, got belted pretty good by my father, (my brother more severely), and never saw the chocolate again. The first and not only time that I got fooled by a woman.

My father left school at 3rd grade, the age of 9, because he was now the head of the family and was needed to work the farms with the help of other relatives. He was extremely intelligent, self thought, and loved Russian Literature that he read frequently, also helped neighbors with contracts and other legal issues. People used to tell me how nice and funny he was but with us very strict.

We had been sponsored to come to America by an uncle that left Italy in 1912, zio Filomeno, that when he boarded ship his sister, (my mom), wasn't born yet. They sent pictures, wrote letters, but the first time brother and sister met in person was in 1956 when she was 44, his first of two visits to the old country.

The papers to bring us to America were initiated in 1954 but it took 12 years of red tape to get the visa and a green card. They had some kind of quotas, like how many Italians allowed per year, and degree of relations, like husbands and wives, parents and children had prioritiy over siblings.

Through the years the America thing had become a joke with my friends and I had forgotten all about it, though the thought of travelling intrigued me. I knew little of Italy, the only city I had been to was Napoli, and I spoke its language, and our provincial capital Caserta, so travelling was one of my main goals for the future. Of the U.S. I knew through movies, cowboys and indians, insanely tall buildings, how everyone was supposed to be rich.
.
When suddenly the call came the family was divided, my sister was married and had her own business, a brother preferred Germany where he had moved to but loved a married woman back in town, my oldest brother in Switzerland, as an adult couldn't come with us, had to be called by mom and joined us a year later.

My uncle owned a junk jewelry factory, there were many of them in Providence at the time so my mother and I already had jobs and my brother a year later as well in 1967. Zio Filomeno was a generous man that provided us with a furnished apartment that he paid the first month rent for and never asked for his money back. The sponsor in those days was responsible for us in every category, like food, shelter, employment, while the government offered no assistence to the immigrants from Italy.

My father was denied a visa because he was a member of the Italian Comunist Party and in order to join us was forced to change parties to the Christian Democrats, bringing our mayor home-made bottles of wine, chickens, eggs, and other products. This mayor was the same one under the Fascist regime but evidently had been re-born or something.

So 3 years after I came my father finally joined us and I was already married by then. He hated the country immediately, didn't like working in a factory under his brother in law, missed the open air that he enjoyde in open country, believed that people would think him stupid because couldn't speak English and was often sick.

My mother, on the other hand, loved it as her life was much easier than back in the old country but in 1975, six years after my father's arrival, they moved back to Italy where he immediately regained his health.

 

[pippofan]

What beat? just take the money and run. Beggars can't be choosers.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

Can you make boys?

That doesn't sound weird or creepy at all...

 

[ROSSONERI7]

That doesn't sound weird or creepy at all...

 

[General]

Ok, you asked for it, an autobiography that will be my longest post ever, rivaling @Samaldinho

The old country to me is a small Southern town made up mostly of farmers, (like my father), and emigrants that found work in countries like Switzerland and Germany, plus Torino up North, because of FIAT. The lucky ones got government jobs because they sucked up to politicians.

I was the 8th of 9 children, 5 of whom died in infancy for maladies curable today. My father was a believer in corporal punishment, my mother my refuge. His own dad left him orphan at the age of 4 when he died at 24 in 1916 during WWI. Had a sister that emigrated to Argentina in 1952, I was 3, husband and 5 children, (my cousins), that never returned to the old country. I've since befriended some of them on Facebook.

Prior to moving to the U.S. I was in love with a girl named Anna and she with me. I was 16 and she 15, we kissed, touched some forbidden zones but never had sex. I remember on the plane looking at her picture with tears in my eyes. Two weeks after arriving in America I was no longer virgin and forgot about Anna. To this day I regret not going back for her, she's now a wonderful and pretty woman with a family.

With the news of my departure Anna's parents who had beaten her when people told them about seeing me, suddenly liked me and approved of the relationship even at such young age, a sort of promise of future engagement. Figured I would make them all wealthy, so quit school and for a couple of months started visiting Anna almost every day. Would pick her up from middle schoo, help her with her home-work, listen to music together, sometimes playing with a rubber soccer ball taking turns at shooting. In the evenings his father would go to a tavern getting drunk, her mother knitting by the fireplace and we waiting for her to fall asleep.

Her little sister Nives was our guard and has soon as mom nodded off she alerted us and we could engage in heavy petting. I left her house with such a hard-on that when I left her house would stop in the back of a little church to let it all out. These are among my happiest memories, a time of innocence and naivety that believed in the goodness of the world.

I was the first in my family to attend high school, my siblings stopped at 5th grade which was the term of elementary school. In middle school I won some kind of prize for writing an essay on any issue that I chose and mine was about Gianni Rivera. There was some money involved and my dad was never prouder, bragging to his friends about me.

We lived in town but had several farm properties on the outskirts that produced awesome fruits and vegetables but our fortunes often depended on the weather, so we weren't rich in money but had plenty to eat. I was never spoiled or gifted toys even on the feast of the Epiphany which is on January 6th when an old lady named "Befana" drops gifts down chimneys and Santa wasn't a big deal. In my socks I would receive apples, pears, dried figs, stuff that wasn't store bought. I would see friends with toy trucks, cars, and guns, and envied them.

I had a ton of friends and we made up our own games, sometimes I would borrow my father's bycicle and ride to the Volturno river a couple of miles away where the males swam with underwears on or nude and females a mile or so downriver doing the laundry. Sometimes I would race with friends to get to the river the fastest but never won. One thing about those days is that crime was non-existent and we didn't know what pedophilia was and had never heard of it.

The best times were on the football pitch where we played all the time emulating our idols, Milanisti, Interisti ,Juventini, Napoletani, still caring for each-other regardless. Loved everything about it, The sweat, the aches, the tiredness, the scratches, laying spent on the grass.

One time when I was 7 my 9 year old brother, (who died of a brain tumor in Italy at the age 44), convinced me to run away from home because he would be punished for missing school and I followed him.
We ran into another kid and he joined us so the 3 of us would roam along the farms and hide, slept two nights in haystacks trying to avoid ants and the third day we got caught
.
I was on top of a pear tree when at a distance spotted a large crowd. My job had been to drop the fruit to my accomplices to eat but had not tasted any myself. I yelled an alert and tey started running but were eventually caught. While the chase was going on I got down from the tree and managed to escape through a hole in the fence.

A few hours later I woke up from the grass on the field where we played when I saw my 16 year old sister walking toward me. As she came closer she waved a chocolate bar around and asked me to come home, I would not be punished and the chocolate would be mine. I was tired, sleepy, hungry, so gave her my hand.
The promises were not kept, got belted pretty good by my father, my brother more severely), and never saw the chocolate again. The first and not only time that I got fooled by a woman.

My father left school at 3rd grade, the age of 9, because he was now the head of the family and was needed to work the farms with the help of other relatives. He was extremely intelligent, self thought, and loved Russian Literature that he read frequently, also helped neighbors with contracts and other legal issues. People used to tell me how nice and funny he was but with us very strict.

We had been sponsored to come to America by an uncle that left Italy in 1912, zio Filomeno, that when he boarded ship his sister, (my mom), wasn't born yet. They sent pictures, wrote letters, but the first time brother and sister met in person was in 1956 when she was 44, his first of two visits to the old country.

The papers to bring us to America were initiated in 1954 but it took 12 years of red tape to get the visa and a greae card. They had some kind of quotas, like how many Italians allowed per year, and degree of relations, like husbands and wives, parents and children had preferences above siblings.

Through the years the America thing had become a joke with my friends and I had forgotten all about it, though the thought of travelling intrigued me. I knew little of Italy, the only city I had been to was Napoli, and I spoke its language, and our provincial capital Caserta so travelling was one of my main goals for the future. Of the U.S. i knew through movies, cowboys and indians, insanely tall buildings, how everyone was supposed to be rich.
.
When suddenly the call came the family was divided, my sister was married and had her own business, a brother preferred Germany where he had moved to but loved a married woman back in town, my oldest brother in Switzerland, as an adult couldn't come with us, had to be called by mom and joined us a year later.

My uncle owned a junk jewelry factory, there weere many of them in Providence at the time so my mother and I already had jobs and my brother a year as well in 1967. Zio Filomeno was a generous man that provided us with a furnished apartment that he paid the first month rent for and never asked for his money back. The sponsor in those days was responsible for us in every category, like food, shelter, employment, while the government offered no assistence to the immigrants from Italy.

My father was denied a visa because was a member of the Italian Comunist Party and in order to join us was forced to change parties to the Christian Democrats, bringing our mayor home-made bottles of wine, chicken, eggs, and other products. This mayor was the same one under the Fascist regime but evidently had been re-born or something.

So 3 years after I came my father finally joined us and I was already married by then. He hated the country immediately, didn't like working in a factory under his brother in law, missed the open air that he enjoyd in the farm, believed that people would think him stupid because couldn't speak English and was often sick.

My mother, on the other hand, loved it as her life was much easier than back in the old country but in 1975, six years after my father's arrival they moved back to Italy where he immediately regained his health.

This is a golden post

it’s also the first of many tales of the old country by Pippofan

wonderful stuff

I have many questions

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Can you make boys?

I have 2 here
Marioacm93
And apparently the Seedorf dude

Both are sweeping floors in prison.

 

[ROSSONERI7]

I have 2 here
Marioacm93
And apparently the Seedorf dude

Both are sweeping floors in prison.

Short answer, no.

Well, don’t try… you’ll end up with 5 girls. Happened to my cousin.

 

[pippofan]

I had 3 girls and my fucking cruel ex wife said that I wasn't man enough to give her a boy. She re-married and had a boy and a girl with the new guy. I haven't spoken to her in 40 years.

 

[ROSSONERI7]

I had 3 girls and my fucking cruel ex wife said that I wasn't man enough to give her a boy. She re-married and had a boy and a girll with the new guy. I haven't spoken to her in 40 years.

Sorry to hear that.
You seem fulfilled though, offspring wise.


Now, I can’t really say what I wanted to say to Soldier.