The Rumour Commode L - Take the L

[MilanBG]

They literally had a better team on paper than us last season

Literally nobody here agrees with you

 

[SuperPippo]

Oh fuck off
Leao was our top scorer just fucking last year with injuries and a defensive ass team

Leao has been the biggest part of our offense for the last 4 years in goals and assists.

You're just making shit up at this point
I'd respect any of the Leao haters if just one of them admitted they simply don't like the guy or his style.... But then they go on to cite easily debunked reasons why ackshully he's bad

Not sure telling people to fuck off is necessary.

I'll freely admit I don't like Leao. Don't like his casual style. Don't like his laziness out of possession. Don't like him smiling after putting a shot 10 yards over the bar from the edge of the area. Don't like him thinking he's bigger than the club. And I don't accept the top scorer last season argument as valid either. He didn't come anywhere near close to doing enough to deserve the salary he's on.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Literally nobody here agrees with you

Because they are dumb.
Player for player they were a much more functional team. I can do one v one for each player and 100% Roma would be better. And it showed in the end dint it last season.

We have better names but names don’t mean shite. Functionality is what matters. They had a much better functional team with the right fits.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

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Can anyone run algorithms to see if our success against Man Utd, unbeaten games against Merda and Celtic, correspond to heavy Taylor gif posting at all?

While we stopped spending and lost to Chelsea, during a Taylor gif lean spell?

While we joke about Taylor, our spending has been large, like a rich girl on a shopping spree... Coincidence?

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Hapoel Be'er Sheva

Our boy @sheva was born to support Milan.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

It's never pretty to watch a midlife crisis unfold, but sometimes it is at least funny.

This is my third one bro... This one's my favourite.

Mostly heavy zero fucks given vibes, combined with taking the world on head on, with a manic grin an shit.



Come at bitches x

 

[MilanBG]

Because they are dumb.
Player for player they were a much more functional team. I can do one v one for each player and 100% Roma would be better. And it showed in the end dint it last season.

We have better names but names don’t mean shite. Functionality is what matters. They had a much better functional team with the right fits.

Right, that's why they spent 37 rounds behind us and only got ahead because we lost to Cagliari at home in the last game
And that was the worst Milan of the last 10 years

 

[Pigeon]

When I said roma’s squad on paper was better than ours last season and they are under achieving in the first half of the season most people were like laughing it off.

And what I predicted was exactly what happened. They made top 4.

but you also said "give allegri the players he wants"

 

[nonsonoqui]

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PROBABILE FORMAZIONE MILAN (3-4-2-1)​

16 Maignan
34 Gila 5 De Winter 31 Pavlovic
21 Chukwueze 14 Modric 30 Jashari 2 Estupinan
8 Loftus-Cheek 70 Cisse
9 G. Ramos

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Right, that's why they spent 37 rounds behind us and only got ahead because lost fo Cagliari are home in the last game
And that was the worst Milan of the last 10 years

I clearly said they under performed in the first half of the season

Go check their record in the second half of the season

I don’t know if you remember but I do. In both games vs Milan, I would say Roma was the better team. They completely outplayed us. They should have won both games. They could have had 3 goals in the first half but they spurned some easy chances.

This happened a lot until malen came.

They create plenty of chances. All round as functional unit 100% they were better than Milan and guess what they finished in top 4

Just like Como who completely outplayed us in both games even through they lost at home. I watched every game. Como could have been 3-0 up by half time. And guess what? They finished top 4 too. But yes in como’s case they definitely over performed.

Not Roma. They do have a more functional team as in better team overall.

 

[Soldier_of_god]

but you also said "give allegri the players he wants"

And did he get the players he wanted fuckwit?

He got fuck all. Only player request which was actually fulfilled by our management for him was Rabiot and guess what bitch, he was our best player lmao.

King of strawman logic.

 

[Pigeon]

And did he get the players he wanted fuckwit?

thank god no, otherwise we'd have a squad full of mediocre fagioli's

 

[Soldier_of_god]

thank god no, otherwise we'd have a squad full of mediocre fagioli's

We would have won the scudetto

He never wanted any of the crap we got.

Barring Rabiot. Who was our best player by far and would be epl’s best midfielder.

 

[Pigeon]

We would have won the scudetto

He never wanted any of the crap we got.

Barring Rabiot. Who was our best player by far and would be epl’s best midfielder.

max should try winning against cagliari at home before thinking about scudetto

 

[Soldier_of_god]

max should try winning against cagliari at home before thinking about scudetto

With players like Shitao who was told to fuck off btw?
Players sabotaged him.

Anyway if you are not going to get him the right players then he is not the coach for us.

Let’s see what Amorim does. Cause he is getting all the players he requested.

 

[MilanBG]

max should try winning against cagliari at home before thinking about scudetto

Scored 7 goals less than the 24/25 season when we finished 8th

 

[Pigeon]

With players like Shitao who was told to fuck off btw?
Players sabotaged him.

Anyway if you are not going to get him the right players then he is not the coach for us.

Let’s see what Amorim does. Cause he is getting all the players he requested.

the last thing someone should do in big 2026 is giving a washed up has been like allegri the players he wants

fucking pathetic dinosaur who plays like a tinpot relegation side

the only scudetto he could win nowadays is in serie b

 

[Soldier_of_god]

the last thing someone should do in big 2026 is giving a washed up has been like allegri the players he wants

fucking pathetic dinosaur who plays like a tinpot relegation side

the only scudetto he could win nowadays is in serie b

If you give him shit like your favourite shitao who doesn’t track back and the kind of physically limited players we had in the middle etc barring Rabiot then yea he won’t win shite.

He is the kind of coach that needs the right profiles to do well just like guess what? Pretty much every other fucking coach lmao. He is stubborn in his ways and that’s his issue.

If you want someone that can do well with limited players then get gasp who is still unproven in an actual top club or conte. Conte will probably quit within a year though out of rage because he has a habit of falling out with every club owner.

 

[papaberlu]

Usually whenever Gerry stops by this mercato something big happens

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Scored 7 goals less than the 24/25 season when we finished 8th

When you have malnourished fodder Modric
Shitao
Pulishit who stopped playing literally in 2026
And our shit full backs no coach can win.

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

True or false, it's an interesting stance... Given no one seems willing to pay the 60, yet both parties apparently want to sever ties?

 

[Soldier_of_god]

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True or false, it's an interesting stance... Given no one seems willing to pay the 60, yet both parties apparently want to sever ties?

There is a reason why Leao is rated higher than Nkunku.

That’s why the price is higher

Both need to fuck off though

 

[CROMIL10]

This would be a good deal for us. Cheap option that would boost our defense.

 

[Nevermore]

This would be a good deal for us. Cheap option that would boost our defense.

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we are rich, we don't need cheap options anymore

 

[CROMIL10]

we are rich, we don't need cheap options anymore

 

[pippofan]

Literally nobody here agrees with you

Well, Roma finished third and we fifth, They will be playing in CL and we will not. If we rate teams by how they finish in the standings they were superior to us. One can make excuses as to why we under-achieved, the coach, the SD, injuries, referees, bad luck, but as someone once said excuses are for losers.

 

[Dena]

 

[pippofan]

Right, that's why they spent 37 rounds behind us and only got ahead because we lost to Cagliari at home in the last game
And that was the worst Milan of the last 10 years

If we had beaten Cagliari it would have been Como to miss CL, we would have had 73 points, same as Roma.

 

[leaf]

Not sure telling people to fuck off is necessary.

I'll freely admit I don't like Leao. Don't like his casual style. Don't like his laziness out of possession. Don't like him smiling after putting a shot 10 yards over the bar from the edge of the area. Don't like him thinking he's bigger than the club. And I don't accept the top scorer last season argument as valid either. He didn't come anywhere near close to doing enough to deserve the salary he's on.

The point you're missing is he's not even close to the top list of our problems. You can dislike him personally but in terms of our top performing players... He's at the top. Granted the bar is very low.... But that's more of an indictment on the team and management than just Leao

All the other stuff.... Fine you are entitled to your opinion. But you have to admit that we never had these problems before Cardinale himself talked about getting rid of him.

 

[Andre13]

The one and only massive mistake that was made last season was hiring a terrorist like Allegri.

He had the gall to say Milan is no ordinary club, it has to play with a certain style and pedigree (implying attractive offensive football)

And the rest is history Worst Milan I've ever seen

Watching Valter Birsa, Urby and AC Hairsharaawy was much more fun.