The Rumour Commode XLI: Ragnarok

[General]

It was alright till you made it lame.
It was a bet & you won , enjoy it ffs.

He’s gonna milk the shit out of this bet for YEARS

 

[Curupira]

@Fabio, we miss you bro.

Hope you are doing aite

 

[Wild]

Truthfully, I'd happily give up all of these points for you to sport an "I admit I am gay" title under your username for the season. You twisted my arm into participating in your autism

Dear lord, are you sure you are divorced just once ?

 

[Ash-ish]

No no no. I'm not buying it /paul

Please
i don’t need no gay bonus points like mb. Reaction emojis are excellent but points are useless for me to roll in this forum.

 

[Ash-ish]

@Fabio, we miss you bro.

Hope you are doing aite

 

[Wild]

@Fabio, we miss you bro.

Hope you are doing aite

Where is @Fabio ?

 

[leaf]

Dear lord, are you sure you are divorced just once ?

I feel so dirty with these unearned reaction points. Now I know what how Sam must feel

 

[General]

Mane
Sane
Gnabry

On transfer list. Maldini do something lol.

translation...

Do something… do something… do something… do…. Some… thing... please before I go crazy

mercato


stress

 

[Omer]

Omer, lol, you can't try and dismiss "my news source" and then turn around and quote an agent when you were earlier talking about bias of agents.

You don't know how much they gave Muani. You cling to 1.2m when it's a number you made up. How do you know that Milan didn't offer him 2m? 3m? Like... lol, you keep centering on money, when clearly the kid valued starting over everything else. And that was smart.

The kid doesn't go to the World Cup if he is at Milan, or if he does, it would have been a very difficult spot, because he only got his call-up to the senior team... in September of 2022, after his move to Frankfurt.

"Broker story isn't confirmed" and then you just quote me an agent--nothing is confirmed then... the only confirmed thing is that Muani went to a place where he could start from week one versus a place where Giroud and Ibrahimovic were, as well as Leao. He went to a place that put him at the center of their attack and helped him shine. That's the confirmed bit.

You can't make up 1.2m and stick to that and then turn around and call into question other theories, when the only confirmed thing is the kid made a choice.

The broker I quoted says things that align with reality. That's the difference between "which story to believe."

I'm not dismissing the news source. What are you even talking about? I said there are multiple version of the events! Any one could be true. I just don't know, unless you have some concrete evidence.

"You don't know how much they gave Muani. You cling to 1.2m when it's a number you made up. How do you know that Milan didn't offer him 2m? 3m? Like... lol, you keep centering on money, when clearly the kid valued starting over everything else. And that was smart."

Obviously there is a value to starting for sure and not starting for sure. But what is that extra value?? Are you going to choose, lets say a 0.8 mil contract over a 20 mil contract for starting? No you won't! I think even 3-4 mil over 0.8 mil is too much! That's not reality! That's your reality, not the real world! No one with a short career is going to choose 0.8 mil over 3-4 mil. That's implausible and unlikely to happen. That would only happen is if the 3-4 mil offer was coming from a really shit league, like in a bad location like Russia or China. But between 3-4 ml and 0.8 mil, both coming from good leagues, the difference is just too much for any normal person with a short career. I don't know if Milan offered 1.2 mil. Maybe they just offered 1 mil or 1.25 mil. I'm not clinging to any number. That was just an example of a number that's believable, that a player could reject for just 0.8 mil. I'm not making up any particular number that is for sure, but those are numbers I could plausibly see as true.

So I don't know. which of your "broker" friends is telling the truth! EIther, it's your 1st broker that says Milan tried, but then Milan probably didn't "try" as much as for Origi, or the 2nd broker that says they preferred Origi. Look overall, I think M&M have done a good job the last few years, but to try and justify such a failed transfer like Origi is senseless.

 

[Wild]

He’s gonna milk the shit out of this bet for YEARS

He is nagging like a bitch over a bet he won

 

[Milan10]

When you are 7th, 4th place is an improvement and a success. When you are 1st and finish 4th, it’s not a success.

- Abe Lincoln

Fuck, I can’t argue with Abe Lincoln.

 

[Ash-ish]

@General here you go. I won’t be able to eat anything for 36 hours.

 

[General]

@General here you go. I won’t be able to eat anything for 36 hours.
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Why are you eating such volume of garbage

Don’t get chubby

ok the omelet looks good

can I have some

 

[Tantalis]

I feel so dirty with these unearned reaction points. Now I know what how Sam must feel

Gotta be dirty to get clean

 

[Ash-ish]

Why are you eating such volume of garbage

Don’t get chubby

ok the omelet looks good

can I have some

I eat garbage all the time since I moved to pacific n w . Fuck their non dairy and impossible burger.

 

[General]

I eat garbage all the time since I moved to pacific n w . Fuck their non dairy and impossible burger.

PNW?

I’m there In 3 weeks

 

[Swagotelli]

If you're not consider who defeat us in CL, getting into semi is a big improvement.

It’s a good finish, but are you confident the process is repeatable? We need to improve the squad and also how we play if we want to be in semis again (esp since we are not going to be in pot 1 this time). Losses happen to everyone, but we shouldn’t be losing that badly vs teams like Chelsea and Inter.

 

[Swagotelli]

Abe Lincoln should have supported Juve and not Milan if he cared about serie shit and not UCL.

Go home kid

 

[Ryo]

I mean for scouting Kamada and to make a final judgement base on last night match.

One game does not a players quality show.

Remember how many of you blind fucks were shitting on Thiaw after his first 4 games this season?

 

[Wild]

PNW?

I’m there In 3 weeks

Are you gonna go squirrel hunting wish @Ash-ish ?

 

[ROSSONERI7]

I honestly dont care much about players we missed & exploded.
Am sure we missed many that failed.
What conern me much more are the ones that MM chose & flopped & it was the majority this season.

I really want to give you half a star for the first sentence About not caring about “missed out” on players.
Even more, I strongly despise that mindset of constant whining about it.
Don’t know how people can live in a permanent state of sorrow and regret for these things. That’s a mental health problem, I think.

Of course, we’ll disagree on the second part. Those who “failed” here could have succeeded elsewhere. Just like the ones people are crying about, could have come here and have the same fate as the ones “failing”. And vice versa.

Not a CDK fan, but I can def see him building up his reputation at Leipzig or so.
Could be Same for Adli at a Benfica or so.
Clubs dedicated to get the best of young players for maximum resale value.

On the reverse, I can see a Enzo be 4th choice in our “Hierarchy” behind 4,8 & 33… and never really getting much time or momentum to really shine.

 

[Ash-ish]

PNW?

I’m there In 3 weeks

Let me know I might be in Oregon or Seattle . I might be going for summer vacation to New England or Georgia.

 

[leaf]

Hey @Wild are you for or against Kamada?

 

[Ash-ish]

Hey @Wild are you for or against Kamada?

are you going to bet assists now?

 

[General]

Are you gonna go squirrel hunting wish @Ash-ish ?

 

[Ash-ish]

Any white boys from Scandinavia can you send height chart for toddlers?

 

[Soldier_of_god]

Replacing Ibra is literally 'replacing' Ibra...he would came as a bench warmer.

Nope not for our dumb management. He is likely to spearhead us which is not ok. We need a proper cf with serious molto potential.

 

[Ash-ish]

Jesus I am getting this now.

 

[Wild]

Hey @Wild are you for or against Kamada?

For.
Either he works & we have a playmaker or he fails & we troll @Samaldinho.

 

[Ash-ish]

For.
Either he works & we have a playmaker or he fails & we troll @Samaldinho.

Good luck it’s like trolling you for Origi