The Rumour Commode XLI: Ragnarok

[DonSilvio]

Yes let's destroy Juventus , defeat them by more than 3 goals. This will make up for the poor performances over the last few months

The best outcome which is still in play is inter losing the 2 finals and no cl

 

[Milan10]

It's interesting how negativity force is a lot quieter when Inter does badly. Must be a coincidence.

Pellegri, Lazetic, Colombo? No, no, no, Wes. It's Kerkez.

Brother, I hate to break it to you, but you have become negativity force

 

[bigboss1963]

He’d be an okay backup haha

Not even that. I remember his excellent season with us all those years ago. He has remained at that level all these years later. I've never seen such a one dimensional player. Absolutely incapable of using his weaker foot. No pace no dribbling ability. Just a good shot after cutting in. I bought his jersey after that season and it has remained a massive regret of mine. He earned his old age pension in China and plays just for laughs now. Leave him be..

 

[Kuroha]

Looool, they really waited for the outcome from Empoli's matches

 

[Milan10]

The best outcome which is still in play is inter losing the 2 finals and no cl

Inter losing all of their remaining matches is all I’m really asking for.

 

[Samaldinho]

Brother, I hate to break it to you, but you have become negativity force

 

[papaberlu]

Feyenoord, Leipzig, Milan, Young Boys.

There are actually some very weak teams in pot 1

Milan's odds aren't terrible assuming there's a decent mercato

Italy will be interesting next season as well

Napoli will be a shell
Inter aren't strong in the league and overachieved this season as is
Lazio can't compete across two fronts
Juve will lose players + a possible point deduction
Roma needs a lot of signing + Jose might leave

All of a sudden I find myself warming back up to positivity force

 

[Kuroha]

Inter losing all of their remaining matches is all I’m really asking for.

Didn't Inter - Atalanta draw would be best for us??

 

[Omer]

 

[DonSilvio]

Inter losing all of their remaining matches is all I’m really asking for.

I'd give up my left nut for it but then again I'd need it for this

 

[Kuroha]

Prosecutor: -10
Milan fans: damn what a shame it's not -12 that would have been better!
Empoli: Don't worry, I got you fam.

We should sign someone from them and send CDK there for a gift

 

[Kuroha]

The "right" Belgian we should get

 

[papaberlu]

Actual concrete SMS links for all the orphans

 

[mrki]

Doku at the rw! That's the player not this shit we have!

Doku and Hojlund and 3rd cf Arnautovic. Mercato da Milan.

 

[Neruda]

Parisi, we've been mentioned with him but not sure he'd want to be a back-up. I think he would start about 15 games in all competitions and sub for Theo so he'll always be fresh. IMO he's the best italian LB at this moment.

can he play RB

 

[Kuroha]

We need a mobile striker, a la Balogun, a natural attacking midfielder in Kamada, a new midfielder (Loftus-Cheek?) and a right-winger, which will always remain an enigma every summer.

The more I watched Zhegrova's highlight, the more I like it. Now watched him slipped from Maldini's hand.

 

[Samaldinho]

concrete SMS links

 

[papaberlu]

SMS will eradicate that Algerian hobbit and you will like it

 

[papaberlu]

Scamacca
Leao - SMS - Brahim
Tonali - Loftus Cheek
Theo - Tomori - Thiaw - Kalulu
Mike
​

All of a sudden I'm feeling...positive

 

[Jivara]

The best outcome which is still in play is inter losing the 2 finals and no cl

Of course

Inter losing pre season friendlies is also a good thing

 

[Pigeon]

Scamacca
Leao - SMS - Brahim
Tonali - Loftus Cheek
Theo - Tomori - Thiaw - Kalulu
Mike
​

All of a sudden I'm feeling...positive

looks good on paper

tonali - rlc double pivot would be questionable imo. neither of them can really take on DM tasks like a kessie type player

 

[tonyb]

It's bizarre that doku hasn't progressed because I can't remember many better international performances than him against Italy in the euros.

 

[papaberlu]

looks good on paper

tonali - rlc double pivot would be questionable imo. neither of them can really take on DM tasks like a kessie type player

I don't think a Kessie type player is the answer, there's a reason why that layout didn't work in Europe

Need more going forward

I'd prefer 3 well rounded midfielders over a pure ball winner

plus that midfield will physically overpower everyone in Italy

 

[Samaldinho]

SMS will eradicate that Algerian hobbit and you will like it

Games with stakes will make SMS disappear.

 

[Pigeon]

I don't think a Kessie type player is the answer, there's a reason why that layout didn't work in Europe

Need more going forward

I'd prefer 3 well rounded midfielders over a pure ball winner

it’s either someone like kessie or a regista like hakan who can dictate our play imo. we don't have that at all.

pure ball winner can still work in europe. real had casemiro, chelsea kante, city somewhat stones this year.

 

[Wild]

Inter losing all of their remaining matches is all I’m really asking for.

 

[Milan10]

Scamacca
Leao - SMS - Brahim
Tonali - Loftus Cheek
Theo - Tomori - Thiaw - Kalulu
Mike
​

All of a sudden I'm feeling...positive

Holy shit I’m bookmarking this post. All it took was a Pioli masterclass against Samp and a 13 point slap in the face for Juventus!

 

[Congo Powers]

Scamacca
Leao - SMS - Brahim
Tonali - Loftus Cheek
Theo - Tomori - Thiaw - Kalulu
Mike
​

All of a sudden I'm feeling...positive

very close to the one i've posted many times
change brahim for charles, random englishman for rade

 

[papaberlu]

it’s either someone like kessie or a regista like hakan who can dictate our play imo. we don't have that at all.

pure ball winner can still work in europe. real had casemiro, chelsea kante, city somewhat stones this year.

Sure I just don't think Milan has the quality to facilitate players like that

Also Kante and Stones are more than just ball winners. Casemiro was carried by the best midfielders of the decade going forward

 

[Cloren]

Mourinho defending Juventus is not something I expected to see.

I mean look I can sympathise with Juve players and managers for this situation b/c they won their points on the pitch. They do not deserve this. Even the rare fans who actually blame the management I also can sympathise. But the club itself or fans accusing FIGC of a witch hunt? Nope. Sorry but your club deserve it. Cheating club deserves to be punished. Hope they get relegated if anything for all their cheating.

So fuck Juventus and the people that run the club, they deserve every punishment thrown at them. The management is rotten and they can truly get fucked, I really mean it. If they got relegated it would have been even nicer.

One thing I can agree is that perhaps FIGC should have come up with the sentence a lot earlier rather than having this uncertainty linger down the whole season. It shouldn’t take that long to make a decision, but otherwise no sympathy from me.

And no time to feel sorry for them either, I don’t and this is giving us a golden opportunity to play champions league next season so I’m fucking grateful to the football gods for giving us this luck. Thank you for the fuck up Juventus. let’s go… thank you FIGC