The Rumour Commode XLI: Ragnarok

[ACM14061988]

Just realized that ladri will be playing conference league next season and I can't stop laughing This is so much better than being left out of EU tournaments. Can't wait to see Pogba, Chiesa, Bremer and the other overrated stars they have play in Armenia, Latvia and Kossovo And on top of that they will earn some pocket money

Rumors are Uefa will ban Juve for 1 or 2 years, the sentence should be issued in a couple of weeks

 

[Deep Fried Pizza & Chips]

The shirts overall have honestly been atrocious since the Puma deal

#bringbackadidas

We're so obviously targeting a younger market, but fuck, stripes should be a fucking given!

What is the age demographic for those in here that like the kit?

@mods, new poll about the strip please?

 

[bullard]

Everyone is crying for a RW - If we are targeting a 30 mil striker and hopefully SMS too, it's going be difficult to beat this signing for cheap.
I also hear no-one suggesting better alternatives.
Like I said, I think he could be bought for a bargain. Messias would be fine going the other way. And if we wanted to be bold and sell Alexis - then we'd probably get more money for him than we would need for Orsolini

Honestly Messias+5m euro for Orsolini seems like achievable and such a big upgrade. It is basicly win-win for everybody.

 

[MarioReality]

Dini we need a 6. but we good at 8.
Swear this shit is getting ate, if we get a 10 for the cake.
We give no love to 12, and he don't reciprocate.
56 stay patrolling, all along the right flank.
21 is garbage, put the knife up on the gate.
All the other dawgs eating off a Baccarat plate.
They see CDK and they underestimate.
But take it from a vet, that's a rookie ass mistake, ayy.

 

[nekky]

Just realized that ladri will be playing conference league next season and I can't stop laughing This is so much better than being left out of EU tournaments. Can't wait to see Pogba, Chiesa, Bremer and the other overrated stars they have play in Armenia, Latvia and Kossovo And on top of that they will earn some pocket money

And then they get knocked out at the QF by some farmers XD

 

[Berlusconi]

this script mustve been written by Gerry himself

 

[Kaka92]

Just realized that ladri will be playing conference league next season and I can't stop laughing This is so much better than being left out of EU tournaments. Can't wait to see Pogba, Chiesa, Bremer and the other overrated stars they have play in Armenia, Latvia and Kossovo And on top of that they will earn some pocket money

Yes, but still Roma and Atalanta must not lose.


Speaking about standings, I hope we can overtake Merda... third place and more money.
They are playing against Torino away, it is not excluded that they will lose considering that they will surely rotate the team before the CL match.

 

[patosheva]

Yes, but still Roma and Atalanta must not lose.


Speaking about standings, I hope we can overtake Merda... third place and more money.
They are playing against Torino away, it is not excluded that they will lose considering that they will surely rotate the team before the CL match.

they will lose 10000% ,they will play all secoud unit and juric is crazy he will goo all in.

 

[Pigeon]

This season 4th Jersey is good to.. Can be 1st jersey imo

the koche collab? yes also great

still regret that i missed out on it

 

[Edu-bY-A]

The shirt looks better after seeing the players wear it. But honestly, it's still ugly compared to what we've got with adidas. The only really good looking one is the 2020/2021 shirt imo.

Come on, Adidas has also produced a pile of manure. Including two of the worst kits ever.

 

[Pigeon]

Rumors are Uefa will ban Juve for 1 or 2 years, the sentence should be issued in a couple of weeks

we know the story

they will appeal that shit and get away with a simply fine

 

[Longbowman]

Dini we need a 6. but we good at 8.
Swear this shit is getting ate, if we get a 10 for the cake.
We give no love to 12, and he don't reciprocate.
56 stay patrolling, all along the right flank.
21 is garbage, put the knife up on the gate.
All the other dawgs eating off a Baccarat plate.
They see CDK and they underestimate.
But take it from a vet, that's a rookie ass mistake, ayy.

 

[MilanBG]

Rumors are Uefa will ban Juve for 1 or 2 years, the sentence should be issued in a couple of weeks

I don't like this. Let's ban them starting next season. It's much better to waste their time and energy playing in a shitty competition instead of banning them.

 

[Wild]

Are we SMS yet ?

 

[acmHR]

Casadei is very promising but he's owned by Chelsea.

Didn't watch him at all but I have just bought him on Football Manager

Decent prospect there, I have a midfield of Tonali - Ricci - Tielemans - Casadei - Pobega for CM positions

 

[MarioReality]

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[Pigeon]

Dini we need a 6. but we good at 8.
Swear this shit is getting ate, if we get a 10 for the cake.
We give no love to 12, and he don't reciprocate.
56 stay patrolling, all along the right flank.
21 is garbage, put the knife up on the gate.
All the other dawgs eating off a Baccarat plate.
They see CDK and they underestimate.
But take it from a vet, that's a rookie ass mistake, ayy.

…and dini can you do somethin for me?
can you talk to lotito for me?
dini, do your thing dini, do your thing
do your thing dini, do your thing

 

[General]

I don't like this. Let's ban them starting next season. It's much better to waste their time and energy playing in a shitty competition instead of banning them.

what am I missing

a ban for 1-2 years includes next season, no?

 

[General]

Dini we need a 6. but we good at 8.
Swear this shit is getting ate, if we get a 10 for the cake.
We give no love to 12, and he don't reciprocate.
56 stay patrolling, all along the right flank.
21 is garbage, put the knife up on the gate.
All the other dawgs eating off a Baccarat plate.
They see CDK and they underestimate.
But take it from a vet, that's a rookie ass mistake, ayy.

this is going to be a good summer

 

[tonyb]

Ellyes Skhiri - Free agent, just turned 28, 1.85m
Time to get rid of Krunic. This guy would be a better fit. And we can probably sell Krunic for 10mil+ to EPL team or someone like Fiorentina.









A mistake we made last summer was going for the likes of Bakayoko instead of just doing smart business on free agents. - Grillitsch.

 

[nekky]

Come on, Adidas has also produced a pile of manure. Including two of the worst kits ever.

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Yeah, but they've succeeded more than often. Puma has been 50/50 for me. The 2018-2019 was nice, just normal classic looking, 2019-2020 was a bit ugly, the stripes were way too thin, 2020-2021 was gorgeous, 2021-2022 ugly as hell but will remembered fondly because we won the scudetto with that shirt, the 2022-2023 our current shirt is way too dark, especially on the backside

 

[Pingu]

Just realized that ladri will be playing conference league next season and I can't stop laughing This is so much better than being left out of EU tournaments. Can't wait to see Pogba, Chiesa, Bremer and the other overrated stars they have play in Armenia, Latvia and Kossovo And on top of that they will earn some pocket money

Newcastle in CL
Brighton in EL
Juventus in ECL

Football is saved.

 

[MilanFan89]

I would try for Tielemans. He is also free
Midfield of Tonali - Tielemans ( Bennacer, Loftus, Krunic ) is great.

 

[Pingu]

Wtf fuck is this ?

Don't you remember the week I 'd every post of yours?

 

[Wild]

Tommaso Augello from Sampdoria is considered as a Theo deputy.
Source : sportitalia.

Orsolini also considered as one of Messias , Sale or both could fuck off.
Source : Tuto.

 

[Rickaka]

Dini we need a 6. but we good at 8.
Swear this shit is getting ate, if we get a 10 for the cake.
We give no love to 12, and he don't reciprocate.
56 stay patrolling, all along the right flank.
21 is garbage, put the knife up on the gate.
All the other dawgs eating off a Baccarat plate.
They see CDK and they underestimate.
But take it from a vet, that's a rookie ass mistake, ayy.

ChatGPT-ass bars

 

[Pingu]

Come on, Adidas has also produced a pile of manure. Including two of the worst kits ever.

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The top one is great IMO, iconic.

I have the bottom one with Montolivo on the back. Perhaps the worst shirt + name combination from the banter era.

 

[MilanFan89]

Tommaso Augello from Sampdoria is considered as a Theo deputy.
Source : sportitalia.

Orsolini also considered as one of Messias , Sale or both could fuck off.
Source : Tuto.

Keep Saelemaekers, he can be usefull and is very versatile

 

[Alo88]

Do you mean like this?

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Leao will look so stream-lined in this people are going to swear to their girlfriends, wifes and kids that he got faster over the week.

The shirts overall have honestly been atrocious since the Puma deal

#bringbackadidas

Nah, let's not act like the 14/15 one never happened, or the 16/17 one. Never been a big fan of the white collar in the 09/10 and the XXL white collar in the 12/23 neither.

The only Puma home kit I truly disliked so far was the 21/22 one. From the weird stripes to the ugly big V neck to everything of it.

 

[ROSSONERI7]

Do you mean like this?

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Thiwow