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One question I want to ask myself is how badly did Rebic end with Pioli to not even be there yesterday?

We know that Dest was freezed out due to some unprofessional stuff too but damn I thought Rebic and Ibra were on good terms, I kinda expected him to be there.

I mean I think I even saw Bakayoko there yesterday and the rest of the squad bar him and Dest (expected) :lol:

Like damn, I don’t think we’ll ever know what really happened but it would be nice to know considering Rebic was an important player in 2020 and 2021 for us.
 
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Wow? For real? At one time he was touted to be the next big thing for Italy. What the hell happened?

Is it cause he is an Italian talent so he just sucks? Or he regressed due to partying?
He was killing it at torino before.

Now he has become bellendotti
 

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Think we sold him for 20M and T.Silva for 50-60M something. People thought he was getting old already by then but knowing that he could play such high level for so long...makes 20M ridiculously cheap for 30 y o Ibra. PSG hit gold with the Ibra and Silva purchases, B&G were dumbasses for selling them
Even worse Berlusconi turned down $1 billion offer from Qatar. The worst mistake
 
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What a farewell Ibrahimovic got man. A really beautiful tribute. One of the best things I love about Serie A is passion and respect we give to our idols. Remember Totti’s retirement? That was something else too.

I love every aspect of Milan right now the players, the fans, the vibes, the family atmosphere. Pioli is also a really classy individual. Maldini words can’t describe him. We are such a clean club right now and I hope that remains always.

I really loved this farewell and I love this club
 
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KAMADA has had 50% pass accuracy during the DFB Pokal final, lost 2-0 by the Eintracht Frankfurt, even worse than both goalkeepers (Trapp 57%, Blaswich 77%)
 
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And he attempted only 1 dribbling, without success, while the other 2 offensive players of the squad tried 7 times each one.
 

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KAMADA has had 50% pass accuracy during the DFB Pokal final, lost 2-0 by the Eintracht Frankfurt, even worse than both goalkeepers (Trapp 57%, Blaswich 77%)
I mean, he'd dream of joining our players at Ibra's farewell ceremony already.
 

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What a farewell Ibrahimovic got man. A really beautiful tribute. One of the best things I love about Serie A is passion and respect we give to our idols. Remember Totti’s retirement? That was something else too.

I love every aspect of Milan right now the players, the fans, the vibes, the family atmosphere. Pioli is also a really classy individual. Maldini words can’t describe him. We are such a clean club right now and I hope that remains always.

I really loved this farewell and I love this club

And then, people want to mix Icardi and Wanda with our brand.
 
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Kamada has scored 3 goals with Japan in official competitions, 2 vs Mongolia (6-0, 14-0) and 1 vs Burma (10-0)
 
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Furlani trying his best here.
 
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I know I've been advised to not share Twitter opinions but I feel like I need to share this and I apologise in advance for offending/bothering anyone.

I just wanted to say that even for me as a fanboy, this is too fucking extreme my god @Curupira

If i was thinking of one player, it was Maldini. ‘why couldn’t Maldini get something like this or even a much better farewell’

I was definitely not thinking about Bonaventura :lol:

He really hypnotised my whole generation. It’s surreal.

It’s either him or the trauma of the banter era made us put him in a pedestal :lol:
 
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meanwhile in the 2nd argentinian division.. :lol:


 
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KAMADA has had 50% pass accuracy during the DFB Pokal final, lost 2-0 by the Eintracht Frankfurt, even worse than both goalkeepers (Trapp 57%, Blaswich 77%)
So kamada sucks then?
Hope we bail
 

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic was a mixture of his trademark bravado and rarely seen tears in his press conference, revealing when and why he decided to retire, even keeping it from Milan. ‘I saw it was raining and said: Even God is sad today.’

The 42-year-old has barely been able to play this season due to a series of injuries, having undergone surgery on a long-standing knee problem in May 2022 just days after winning the Serie A title.

It was reported today that Milan would not be extending his contract, but that Monza were interested in offering him a new Serie A role, but instead he confirmed he is hanging up his boots for good.

“This was a very special day for me. I did not tell anyone I was leaving football. I just told the club we had to do something for the last game, but they didn’t know it was retirement,” said Ibrahimovic in a press conference at San Siro after his emotional announcement on the pitch.

“I thank the journalists for your patience, now you’ll have less work to do without me… From tomorrow, I am a free man from this world of football. It was a long career, really long, thank you to everyone who gave me the strength, the adrenaline and the emotion to continue.”

Having shed tears on the pitch, Ibra went back to his usual routine in the press room with that bone dry sense of humour.

“When I woke up this morning, it was raining. I said to myself: Even God is sad today.’ Even my family didn’t know what was happening today, I felt like a zombie. I wasn’t joking, I wasn’t talking. Just three months ago, I felt panic at the idea of retirement, but today I accept it and I feel ready. A little sad, obviously.”

The Swede let the tears flow on the pitch when saying goodbye and reveals what he was thinking at that moment.

“People think Ibra is Superman. Well, I am Superman, but I also have a big heart. I was looking around, trying to find a face that would give me strength, but everyone was crying! I looked at the players, they were crying. The fans were crying. I looked to my wife, I thought she’ll give me the strength to keep it together, but then she was crying more than anyone.”

He thanked Milan for representing his ‘second family’ after two different stints at the club, both of which resulted in the Scudetto, and confirmed this retirement really was not on his mind until very recently.

“I only said enough was enough in the last 10 days. I accepted that it would not end on the pitch. What I experienced today was so wonderful, a memory I will cherish for my whole life. It feels like my car only drives to Milanello and we need to find new destinations…

“There was advice from many, but I had to realise for myself the moment had arrived to say enough, to enjoy my private life and enjoy football in a different way. There were offers, but if someone has accepted the idea of stopping, the offers are no longer interesting.”

There was also a thought for his agent and close friend Mino Raiola, who died last year.

“I arrived with great responsibility, like a pilot guiding this team and I loved that. When I was in the USA, I did not intend to come back to Europe, but Mino convinced me. I was alone before, but I shared my life with Mino. His tragedy happened and it was never the same again.

“If he was here, I’d continue playing because he wanted the commission. Sorry, Mino, but it’s the truth!”

Stefano Pioli told the media that he had asked Ibrahimovic to join his staff some time ago, but that the striker did not see himself as a coach. Has that changed?

“For the moment, I just want to take some time and enjoy what I’ve done. It’s not right to make decisions in a hurry, there’s too much emotion right now. I want to take the summer off, reflect and then we’ll see.

“Being a coach or a director is a big responsibility. When you are a player, you can be yourself, but a coach is more limited. I cannot drive to work in a Ferrari as a coach. Well, maybe Ibra could… Let’s change those rules!

“I do not think about leaving football in general, but if I do, then I must start from scratch and climb the ladder. That does not mean I’ll be a top coach.”

When asked who could follow in his footsteps and become the new Ibrahimovic, the answer was inevitable.

“Impossible, there is only one Zlatan! As a child, they compared me to Marco van Basten, but he is who he is and I am who I am. There might be similarities, but I don’t think comparisons are right. I doubt we’d find another Zlatan with my ego…”

Yet the final thought let down that mask.

“I could not have dreamed of a night like this. From the first day, I felt at home with Milan, the old and the new version. When I leave here, I will miss it a great deal. Today, they dragged the real Ibrahimovic out.”
 
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I’m as far away from being a Saelemakers fan as possible but for me its very strange that in a season where he is showing major improvements he suddenly was benched again for Messias who have never offered anything. Was clear last night too.

Buy a RW, rotate Saele & sell the bum Messias.
 
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Look at the calibre of players we have. Our depth sucks. We need to reinforce the midfield and rw spot. Also a genuine CF is required.

Pioli is not a special coach but we need to wait till we actually get the right personnel before judging him.
Yes, you can progress the ball only if you have world class players. Teams will no such players just stay in their box :lol:
 
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meanwhile in the 2nd argentinian division.. :lol:



I think the reactions are missing something sort of like an omg or headburst thing. None of the options do this justice.
 

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Ibrahimovic played for probably my 3 least favorite clubs before joining Milan. I was not a fan until he joined our club, over a decade later I have nothing but respect and love for him.
 
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And then, people want to mix Icardi and Wanda with our brand.

Exactly.

I’m not saying we need to always get respectful PR bots like Tonali/Calabria etc but some standards are needed. Ibra has a personality and he was great for our team for example.

But some limits have to be there and Icardi ain’t wanted here. A big fat no to him. We can do better.
 
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@Cloren : Carlo made Leao.

On second thoughts, this is probably true.



Carlo was begging for Madrid to sign Leao. I’m sure Leao felt honored that a manager like Carlo wants him and that made him very happy and honored. It gave him to motivation to keep to improving to receive praise and compliments like this.

So yeah, now that you mentioned it, I attribute Leao’s improvement to Carlo Ancelotti. Thanks for the idea Wild.
 
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KAMADA has had 50% pass accuracy during the DFB Pokal final, lost 2-0 by the Eintracht Frankfurt, even worse than both goalkeepers (Trapp 57%, Blaswich 77%)
DaPlan! He’s saving his energy for the derby next season.
 
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Some rumors that staff at Milan store are advising against printing shirts with Leao 17 or Theo 19. I can understand Leao, probably getting the 10, 11 or 7. But Theo? Will Maldini give him the 3?
 
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Zlatan Ibrahimovic was a mixture of his trademark bravado and rarely seen tears in his press conference, revealing when and why he decided to retire, even keeping it from Milan. ‘I saw it was raining and said: Even God is sad today.’

The 42-year-old has barely been able to play this season due to a series of injuries, having undergone surgery on a long-standing knee problem in May 2022 just days after winning the Serie A title.

It was reported today that Milan would not be extending his contract, but that Monza were interested in offering him a new Serie A role, but instead he confirmed he is hanging up his boots for good.

“This was a very special day for me. I did not tell anyone I was leaving football. I just told the club we had to do something for the last game, but they didn’t know it was retirement,” said Ibrahimovic in a press conference at San Siro after his emotional announcement on the pitch.

“I thank the journalists for your patience, now you’ll have less work to do without me… From tomorrow, I am a free man from this world of football. It was a long career, really long, thank you to everyone who gave me the strength, the adrenaline and the emotion to continue.”

Having shed tears on the pitch, Ibra went back to his usual routine in the press room with that bone dry sense of humour.

“When I woke up this morning, it was raining. I said to myself: Even God is sad today.’ Even my family didn’t know what was happening today, I felt like a zombie. I wasn’t joking, I wasn’t talking. Just three months ago, I felt panic at the idea of retirement, but today I accept it and I feel ready. A little sad, obviously.”

The Swede let the tears flow on the pitch when saying goodbye and reveals what he was thinking at that moment.

“People think Ibra is Superman. Well, I am Superman, but I also have a big heart. I was looking around, trying to find a face that would give me strength, but everyone was crying! I looked at the players, they were crying. The fans were crying. I looked to my wife, I thought she’ll give me the strength to keep it together, but then she was crying more than anyone.”

He thanked Milan for representing his ‘second family’ after two different stints at the club, both of which resulted in the Scudetto, and confirmed this retirement really was not on his mind until very recently.

“I only said enough was enough in the last 10 days. I accepted that it would not end on the pitch. What I experienced today was so wonderful, a memory I will cherish for my whole life. It feels like my car only drives to Milanello and we need to find new destinations…

“There was advice from many, but I had to realise for myself the moment had arrived to say enough, to enjoy my private life and enjoy football in a different way. There were offers, but if someone has accepted the idea of stopping, the offers are no longer interesting.”

There was also a thought for his agent and close friend Mino Raiola, who died last year.

“I arrived with great responsibility, like a pilot guiding this team and I loved that. When I was in the USA, I did not intend to come back to Europe, but Mino convinced me. I was alone before, but I shared my life with Mino. His tragedy happened and it was never the same again.

“If he was here, I’d continue playing because he wanted the commission. Sorry, Mino, but it’s the truth!”

Stefano Pioli told the media that he had asked Ibrahimovic to join his staff some time ago, but that the striker did not see himself as a coach. Has that changed?

“For the moment, I just want to take some time and enjoy what I’ve done. It’s not right to make decisions in a hurry, there’s too much emotion right now. I want to take the summer off, reflect and then we’ll see.

“Being a coach or a director is a big responsibility. When you are a player, you can be yourself, but a coach is more limited. I cannot drive to work in a Ferrari as a coach. Well, maybe Ibra could… Let’s change those rules!

“I do not think about leaving football in general, but if I do, then I must start from scratch and climb the ladder. That does not mean I’ll be a top coach.”

When asked who could follow in his footsteps and become the new Ibrahimovic, the answer was inevitable.

“Impossible, there is only one Zlatan! As a child, they compared me to Marco van Basten, but he is who he is and I am who I am. There might be similarities, but I don’t think comparisons are right. I doubt we’d find another Zlatan with my ego…”

Yet the final thought let down that mask.

“I could not have dreamed of a night like this. From the first day, I felt at home with Milan, the old and the new version. When I leave here, I will miss it a great deal. Today, they dragged the real Ibrahimovic out.”

What strike about this interview was what he said about Mino Raiola.

I’m sure all of us had our issues with him but damn it was him that convinced Ibrahimovic to come back to Milan.

I loved the joke he made about him. I could honestly see Ibra taking Raiola’s job and becoming an agent himself
 

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if you dislike fascism you should thank the course of history that zlatan ibrahimovic is not your supreme leader. for people like me, i shall live in regret.
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What strike about this interview was what he said about Mino Raiola.

I’m sure all of us had our issues with him but damn it was him that convinced Ibrahimovic to come back to Milan.

I loved the joke he made about him. I could honestly see Ibra taking Raiola’s job and becoming an agent himself
I think those are his two most viable options. Either be the face of the Raiola agency, or become a director at Milan.
 
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I think those are his two most viable options. Either be the face of the Raiola agency, or become a director at Milan.

I would love to for him to become a coach. With Ancelotti close to retirement I need another coach to worship and follow blindly to his clubs.
 
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