The Rumour Commode XLI: Ragnarok

[Storkness]

I’m gonna retire for the night because I’m sure I’m upsetting some folks being so off topic

Milan. Guns. Beer. Food.

 

[Milan10]

It's not my problem, they're the new bmw drivers

You literally cannot stop insulting me tonight you monster

 

[Sage]

I’m gonna retire for the night because I’m sure I’m upsetting some folks being so off topic

They can kick rocks

 

[Ash-ish]

I’m gonna retire for the night because I’m sure I’m upsetting some folks being so off topic

Milan. Guns. Beer. Food.

Shit we love that better than reliving Maldini getting shanked like Jesus in gathsamsne

 

[Allan_Sombrero]

Also their eggs they pour on the side channels after sometime i love Korean folks

I love those thicc Korean waitresses

I made pork belly and came in my pants. I’m know my way around a kitchen smoker or grill so couldn’t imagine how great that would be

When you do try it, post an update here

 

[Storkness]

I love those thicc Korean waitresses



When you do try it, post an update here

Might be awhile. I live in small town USA so not many Korean BBQs nearby because ya know.. we don’t like their kind round here

Joking. But seriously none close haha

 

[Milan10]

Moncada has worked hard in the trenches for many years for this moment.

Im proud and excited for him. We all should be. His time to hopefully shine.

This is legitimately some of the gayest shit I’ve ever read here.

 

[bill0621]

Toulouse did not renew the contracts of Brecht Dejaegere, Maxime Dupe, Stijn Spierings and Branco Van den Boomen, and will allow the 4 starters to leave the club for free, as they demand higher salaries and longer contracts to renew.

I think it gives you some insights how Redbird operates. For Milan’s case, Mike will probably be sold this window, as his market value has peaked and Redbird won’t offer him another contract with higher salaries. Theo, Tomori, Kalulu, Bennacer and Leao will also be sold in the following years. I think it’s exactly what Cardinale has planned for Milan to be “self-sufficient”.

 

[Ash-ish]

Might be awhile. I live in small town USA so not many Korean BBQs nearby because ya know.. we don’t like their kind round here

Joking. But seriously none close haha

How far is Congo from your town? He is a connoisseur of south east Asia.

 

[Allan_Sombrero]

Might be awhile. I live in small town USA so not many Korean BBQs nearby because ya know.. we don’t like their kind round here

Joking. But seriously none close haha

I'm guessing you live in the midwest?

 

[Storkness]

How far is Congo from your town? He is a connoisseur of south east Asia.

He’s in Ohio (I think) im in PA. So not too far, we had several sidebars as we both have an affinity for gun culture. Often sharing sweet DMs about our most recent purchases

 

[Storkness]

I'm guessing you live in the midwest?

Fucking wish

 

[Panache]

It's tourist season and I'm ready to fight every single of them

Ughhh… tourist season is the worst. And the worst thing is the idiots who don’t know how to drive and cause accidents all summer and fall. One time this Asian lady (I have nothing against Asians) almost came to a complete stop in the middle of the damn highway so she can read a highway sign. Like wtf?? She got cursed the fuck out and honked at. I hope she learned a lesson.

Only good thing about 2020 and 2021 was the break we got from tourists.

 

[Sage]

Just move to Austin, joe Rogan can't stop talking about it

 

[Ash-ish]

He’s in Ohio (I think) im in PA. So not too far, we had several sidebars as we both have an affinity for gun culture. Often sharing sweet DMs about our most recent purchases

Congo said he will drop a nuclear bomb on Pa a decade ago. He hates that state. Maybe he has changed his pov. Good to know you are close to powers

 

[Storkness]

I like @Sage.

 

[Storkness]

Congo said he will drop a nuclear bomb on Pa a decade ago. He hates that state. Maybe he has changed his pov. Good to know you are close to powers

He wouldn’t now because he knows if he tried I’d drop kick him in the face. Then throw the nuke right back at him.

 

[Ash-ish]

I like @Sage.

He is amazing

He rode on a camel three days to save Milan Mbs cousin from a suicide.

 

[Storkness]

Damn his cousin must be nice guy. Because MB can be a meanie.

 

[Ash-ish]

Ughhh… tourist season is the worst. And the worst thing is the idiots who don’t know how to drive and cause accidents all summer and fall. One time this Asian lady (I have nothing against Asians) almost came to a complete stop in the middle of the damn highway so she can read a highway sign. Like wtf?? She got cursed the fuck out and honked at. I hope she learned a lesson.

Only good thing about 2020 and 2021 was the break we got from tourists.

Virginia? Is it worth visiting dmv other than food and chicks?

 

[Ash-ish]

Damn his cousin must be nice guy. Because MB can be a meanie.

Mb is a softie but a bitch. Like a Persian gf.

 

[papaberlu]

Toulouse did not renew the contracts of Brecht Dejaegere, Maxime Dupe, Stijn Spierings and Branco Van den Boomen, and will allow the 4 starters to leave the club for free, as they demand higher salaries and longer contracts to renew.

I think it gives you some insights how Redbird operates. For Milan’s case, Mike will probably be sold this window, as his market value has peaked and Redbird won’t offer him another contract with higher salaries. Theo, Tomori, Kalulu, Bennacer and Leao will also be sold in the following years. I think it’s exactly what Cardinale has planned for Milan to be “self-sufficient”.

Eh

The guy in charge now, Furlani, was the driving factor behind renewing Leao. A bit too early to make conclusions in that regard

Regardless Maldini left the club in a good spot, all the core is locked up. No matter what happens Moncada will have a good chunk of money to buy all the french African teenagers he wants

 

[Allan_Sombrero]

He’s in Ohio (I think) im in PA. So not too far, we had several sidebars as we both have an affinity for gun culture. Often sharing sweet DMs about our most recent purchases

You guys are not too far off. I'd say Penny is more fun than Ohio tho

I hear Ohio is the most boring state in the US

Ughhh… tourist season is the worst. And the worst thing is the idiots who don’t know how to drive and cause accidents all summer and fall. One time this Asian lady (I have nothing against Asians) almost came to a complete stop in the middle of the damn highway so she can read a highway sign. Like wtf?? She got cursed the fuck out and honked at. I hope she learned a lesson.

Only good thing about 2020 and 2021 was the break we got from tourists.

That break was so beautiful, especially for Wekiwa Springs and Devils Den (no appointments needed)

But I can't tell you how many tourists are at my hospital right now

"My vacation got ruined but I'll be back next year!"

God gave you a sign to not come back and you wanna come back

 

[sheva]

This season will depend on his managerial ability. Let’s see what he can do without any destabilizing forces. Caesar was assassinated today. Can Pioli be Augustus? We will have to wait and see. He may have his best season ever. I’m making the early decision to back my manager as I did in October 2019.

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moncada has been an understudy to maldini, working underneath him and has come up with suggestions that the latter did not use... i would say & hope he is the real augustus

 

[ForzaMilan2]

Where did I say that? Cardinale bought the club, he has a right to exercise his vision. Trust me, if he sells our star players and we tank, revenues will tank. He paid full price for the team, not an Elliott situation. He needs to succeed for his investment to be worth anything.

He is objectively the most invested person in this club, this is business, it’s not personal.

This.

Anyone who believes that it is in Jerry's interest to run Milan like Udinese, well (sorry to say this) but you do not understand much about business. We go back to being a mid-table team, and our value tanks. Very bad business. All Jerry cares is money, and he will lose a lot of it if we do not do reasonably well.

The difference between Maldini and Jerry is that Maldini wanted to bring us back to the top ASAP, Jerry is far less ambitious (just keep us competitive in Serie A and CL). As a fan, of course I side with Maldini, but (unfortunately) I do not own the club.

So, fundamental disagreement in objectives, a high profile figure making public statements questioning the strategy, and disappointing results this last season. Don't agree with the decision, but I can understand it.

As for the future, I am concerned but I have to hope it will turn out well. Why? Because I am a fan. So I will cling to the hope tht we build a competent management team, find a way to improve the squad, get Pioli to pull his head out of his a**, and do better than this past season.

Forza Milan sempre !!!

 

[Milan10]

Just move to Austin, joe Rogan can't stop talking about it

A girl at work went to Austin specifically to see his new comedy club, said it was an absolute dump.

America is going to hell. Big cities overrun by homeless and Indians, fat Korean waitresses prowling around.

 

[Ash-ish]

A girl at work went to Austin specifically to see his new comedy club, said it was an absolute dump.

America is going to hell. Big cities overrun by homeless and Indians, fat Korean waitresses prowling around.

This is true

 

[Milan10]

moncada has been an understudy to maldini, working underneath him and has come up with suggestions that the latter did not use... i would say & hope he is the real augustus

Fuck Augustus, we need a Trajan or Aurelian right now, not some pussy that dips out with a cough every time there’s a battle.

 

[Panache]

Virginia? Is it worth visiting dmv other than food and chicks?

I lived in Northern VA when I was going to college. I’m in Florida now. Just never bothered to update my location.

DMV is nice. I still go back at least twice a year. I have a lot of family and friends there. For tourism, I wouldn’t recommend it though. Only monuments and museums lol

 

[Storkness]

You guys are not too far off. I'd say Penny is more fun than Ohio tho

I hear Ohio is the most boring state in the US



That break was so beautiful, especially for Wekiwa Springs and Devils Den (no appointments needed)

But I can't tell you how many tourists are at my hospital right now

"My vacation got ruined but I'll be back next year!"

God gave you a sign to not come back and you wanna come back

Fo sho. PA all day