The Rumour Commode XLI: Ragnarok

[Rossonero81]

Elkey sarted the journey to read 15.000 posts is gonna be fun.
Just liked #5000+

It will be a ride through hell.

 

[Neruda2.0]

So Elkay still thinks Paolo works for Milan?

 

[Wild]

I prefer my family being at home. Not men who don't even take their shoes off before entering

They bought the house.
Their house their rules.
You dont like? cry.

 

[Rossonero81]

So Elkay still thinks Paolo works for Milan?

Probably thinks we can still win the CL.

 

[Master Smurf]

Believe me, you're putting way more thoughts and substance into your 40M calculation than the guys from La Republica and Calciomercato.com throwing out their random numbers all over the internet. And we don't even know yet if Adli, Messias, FBT or Origi are leaivng or loaned or sold. That's just a whole lot of overthinking you're doing here brother.

Before anyone even dared to think Redbird was going to fire Maldini, the guys from Gazetta "knew" we'd have a 80M mercato. Longo on the otherhand "knew" we'd have a 50M mercato. And he already "knew" last year so it's probably true am I right @Master Smurf ? But guess what? Ragnarok happened, no one knew it was going to happen and yet it happened. And now - all of a sudden - the very same people who "knew" about our budget but didn't know about Ragnarok suddenly "know" about the new budget!?

Do I really have to lay it down more clearly!?

Alo - you keep spinning when you just cant accept the number was right
A broken clock maybe right only twice a day but it was and you and Brk were wrong

Anyway - I am like 20 pages behind and jut got a reaction from @ELKey who is like two weeks into the past - sweet bliss that must be

 

[Master Smurf]

Pioli popped from behind the curtain as the supervillain hidden in plain sight

ElKey reactions bringing to light 'truths' said in jest on a different topic

 

[Neruda2.0]

Probably thinks we can still win the CL.

In his time line we just beat Napoli 2nd leg

 

[Kmoney]

Getting a massage and reading forum has to be one of life’s greatest combinations

 

[Wild]

If CDK, Adli and Vranck somehow magically performed elsewhere next season, then Pioli backstabbing Maldini confirmed?

Oh 100%.
Moncada should start cleaning the house from the garbage that Maldini bought.

 

[justhope]

Because Maldini buying OG , CDK , Flo , Messias , Diaz & hiring Pirlo was so gonna make us win CL.
Damn you RB stopping us from winning the CL.

bro, you look like you're blinded by your hate of maldini right now, or you just lost the plot arguing so many people just to support a blind cause.

maybe origi,cdk, flo, no, but perhaps leao, theo, mike, sandro tomori, thiat, etc yes, they could help winning our next CL
and I have no idea what are you on about pirlo, nothing remotely close of that seems to be true...

and dont forget diaz, and to some extent messias and salad played a decent role in our returning to the champions league and winning a title in god knows how many years...

so, lets not forget where maldini started with this team...
also, if i understand correctly, diaz is returning back to real, isnt he? there is time to offload the other too

 

[CanUNoTouch]

So, they're tough. I won't disrespect them. Can you confirm @Deep Fried Pizza & Chips' story though?

What fit women?

Depends what you like. Dark haired Celtic or Italian girls. Maybe some Asian Persuasion? I'm sure there are still some Eastern Europe women up there. And some saucy slutty blonde types.

If you're a PAWGer you got s chance with a pale ginger who you wouldn't be able to understand tho.

 

[MilanFan89]

I would consider selling Tomori for 50m.
Then try to get Ndicka or Soyuncu for free, and you have like 100m budget to invest.

 

[Dokoa]

Pioli is bold, not bald. He has hair on his nutsack. Lots of it. Took a lot of balls to get Maldini fired to become the right-hand man.

Looks like you have lots of experience in Piolis nutsacks

 

[Raghav]

We wont sell important players unless they want to be sold.

I don’t see how they will create a deeper squad without generating funds from one or two sales.. i don’t think our budget will be more than 50mil and there’s a lot of fodder back ups we have plus starting ST and RW needed still plus 1 quality CM at the bare minimum.

 

[Master Smurf]

Oh 100%.
Moncada should start cleaning the house from the garbage that Maldini bought.

Wasnt Adli bought before Maldini had full control???

These timelines need some help from a Marvel superhero

 

[Neruda2.0]

I don’t see how they will create a deeper squad without generating funds from one or two sales.. i don’t think our budget will be more than 50mil and there’s a lot of fodder back ups we have plus starting ST and RW needed still plus 1 quality CM at the bare minimum.

Pulisic loan
Kamada for free
Gundogan for free
Ndicka for free

But im just dreaming

 

[Kmoney]

Would moneyball even work here? Buying prospects isn’t exactly the same thing. Buying shitty ugly players with decent numbers like messias is money ball if I’m not wrong. Not saying that’s what they want to do but i don’t think it would apply the same way.

I think money all can apply irrespective of age

That being said I see us going for younger players because not only are they undervalued, but they also have significantly higher selling upside

Messias and Saele are good examples. Both probably money all types, but one can be sold for 15m

 

[Longbowman]

Getting a massage and reading forum has to be one of life’s greatest combinations

Atleast you may get a 'Happy Ending'

 

[Rossonero81]

What fit women?

Depends what you like. Dark haired Celtic or Italian girls. Maybe some Asian Persuasion? I'm sure there are still some Eastern Europe women up there. And some saucy slutty blonde types.

If you're a PAWGer you got s chance with a pale ginger who you wouldn't be able to understand tho.

I would think there are more dark haired Celtic women than Italian girls in Scotland or have I missed something?

Regarding that last part. I'm not much of a PAWGer. Fun untill gravity takes over.

 

[Wild]

bro, you look like you're blinded by your hate of maldini right now, or you just lost the plot arguing so many people just to support a blind cause.

maybe origi,cdk, flo, no, but perhaps leao, theo, mike, sandro tomori, thiat, etc yes, they could help winning our next CL
and I have no idea what are you on about pirlo, nothing remotely close of that seems to be true...

and dont forget diaz, and to some extent messias and salad played a decent role in our returning to the champions league and winning a title in god knows how many years...

so, lets not forget where maldini started with this team...
also, if i understand correctly, diaz is returning back to real, isnt he? there is time to offload the other too

I dont hate Maldini.
Just pointing out that this team was headed to be a solid team & nothing was pointing of winning the CL anytime soon.
So throwing that on Moncada & RB like they expect to deliver it is bad intent.
Momcada will continue what Maldini was doing , a soild team that play CL.
When we are there we think about next step.

 

[MarioReality]

The beach was wonderful. One thing I can't get over is how FIT older women are here in France. Like 50-60 and aside from the unavoidable light wrinkling, they are rockin'. Jesus.

Anyways, back to the shit talk....

I feel very confident today. Bummed that dini won't be around in some capacity, but confident. Feeling good. Looking forward to being a fast, cohesive team, with mega upside.

 

[Kmoney]

With Maldini gone, it’s time for guys like Theo, Mike, Sandro, Leao to become senatores and transmit the Milan values, not run away.

We fired Cesare too as coach if im not mistaken. We’ll be fine. A sad day but talks of banter era are completely unfounded

 

[Wild]

Wasnt Adli bought before Maldini had full control???

These timelines need some help from a Marvel superhero

Who ever took the decision buying any of our players wining the CL was not his target.

 

[Wild]

Holy fuck imagine me when Maldini announce Pirlo as our coach

 

[Kmoney]

Furlani is as bald as you are intelligent.

Not.

Get with the times, we are American Calcio Milan. Respect the USA ownership as we compete for championships and become the #1 European franchise.

I really hope we at least get a 4 seed in the regular season

This franchise has always been about the playoffs

 

[Kojak]

I am attached to Italy, especially to Milan, my wife lived there for a few years, my son was born there. I like to travel to Italy, I love Italy (Gundogan to Sky)

Watch him sign with Inter.

If THIS isn’t a ‘come and get me plea’ then I don’t know what the fuck is.

Gundogan must be signed at ALL costs if there’s even half a chance given his quality plus he’ll bring leadership and a winning mentality to the side which is more crucial than ever given Maldini & Ibra’s departures. Also, the fact that he’s free makes the deal even sweeter.

 

[justhope]

I dont hate Maldini.
Just pointing out that this team was headed to be a solid team & nothing was pointing of winning the CL anytime soon.
So throwing that on Moncada & RB like they expect to deliver it is bad intent.
Momcada will continue what Maldini was doing , a soild team that play CL.
When we are there we think about next step.

i dont know, most of your posts dont seem so easy as the one above.

but my point is, if maldini built a solid team, and you firing him, shouldnt this mean you expect more, meaning aiming to win CL(you already won a serie A title and reach CL semifinal)?
or I see this wrong?

 

[killerkid]

Wasnt Adli bought before Maldini had full control???

These timelines need some help from a Marvel superhero

Yes he was bought before Maldini had full control

 

[Tantalis]

They bought the house.
Their house their rules.
You dont like? cry.

You'd let your new landlord evict your father with open arms. Follow the house rules of men without loyalty to their own.

 

[Mr. Anonymous]

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They never really liked Maldini anyways.
So someone in the ownership group probably felt them out, subtle suggestions in passing of what could possibly happen, and they were like and the rest is history.