The Rumour Commode XLI: Ragnarok

[Bagheera]

They are grading Inter on a curve.

It's funny hearing those takes here, considering how such a perspective, when Milan is the subject of such commentary, is laughed at.

Exactly my thoughts. If we lost that final in that fashion very few people would be praising our performance let alone calling it amazing .

 

[Massaro94]

Congrats to City for winning the CL…after spending a billion. No one cares.

Let’s move on to the mercato.

Hilarious seeing people use money spent as a way to try and diminish city's achievements

If it was all linked to money then inter would have won more than 1 ucl in the last 59 years considering how much they've spent lol

 

[rossonero1]

Asensio already in PSG, Ndicka in Roma, Tielmens in A.Villa, Kroos staying in Madrid, Aour in Roma, Thuram to PSG also. Bad days are coming my brothers

You pay Tielemans 5m or Thuram 6m then you ruin the wage structure. And they aren’t worth that. You can bet Theo and Mike will come calling for a raise.

 

[punisher]

Didn't watch the game, just saw merda lost, so I just came here to laugh
Merda don't deserve any better, Milan will forever be the best team.

Hi baby

 

[Shiby]

I hope Pioli already called Gundogan to congratulate him

 

[sheva]

Where is Vulture. It would be interesting fight Vulture vs Moncada Data.

apparently doesn't have time for us since we don't provide him income

 

[Pigeon]

Simone Inzaghi has celebrated more CL wins for Milan (1) than for Inter (0)

I just opened up Reddit out of curiosity, but shit, this is brilliant.

come get your mans @Cloren

 

[punisher]

OK motherfuckers, with me:

CHÀAALANOGLU FIGLIO DI PUTANA
CHÀAALANOGLU FIGLIO DI PUTANA
CHÀAALANOGLU FIGLIO DI PUTANA

 

[Massaro94]

On a serious post, I gotta say City were not impressive at all. They’re not all that. United 08 team is clear. Needed 2 billion to win a CL, I’m honestly not impressed.

Inter to their credit played an amazing game, Inzaghi is legit for making this bums look like a proper CL final side. Lukaku destroyed his tactically astute match.

Lol

Salty much

This is the greatest side in the history of English football.

Amazing game

 

[Samaldinho]

Hilarious seeing people use money spent as a way to try and diminish city's achievements

If it was all linked to money then inter would have won more than 1 ucl in the last 59 years considering how much they've spent lol

That was too indirect a dig at Inter, focus please.

 

[Pippo]

OK motherfuckers, with me:

CHÀAALANOGLU FIGLIO DI PUTANA
CHÀAALANOGLU FIGLIO DI PUTANA
CHÀAALANOGLU FIGLIO DI PUTANA

It's quite something hearing that chanted at San Siro.

Inter must be especially crushed right now. They played perfectly (within their game plan) and probably should have won. But they completely choked it (Lautaro and Lukaku). They won't be sniffing CL any time soon again.

 

[Swagotelli]

I hope Pioli already called Gundogan to congratulate him

He faxed a congratulatory note in Italian

 

[Cloren]

lmao

that Milan reddit is genuinely filled with idiots

reddit in itself is a horrible form of discussion where any contrarian ideas are drowned out

I know I was honestly joking.

I left Reddit last season and came to post here instead. Was getting too annoyed

I experienced that first hand when I got downvoted to oblivion when I called Kessie a snake when he refused to sign for us or got bashed for suggesting that Pioli embarrassed us tactically in the first game vs Chelsea by not teaching our players to handle set pieces, playing Dest as RB and blaming the injuries on his fitness staff.

Of course now they bash Pioli but mentioning some of his deficits in the start of this season was sacrilegious. They needed January to realise it.

 

[Ryo]

OK motherfuckers, with me:

CHÀAALANOGLU FIGLIO DI PUTANA
CHÀAALANOGLU FIGLIO DI PUTANA
CHÀAALANOGLU FIGLIO DI PUTANA

 

[Milan10]

Zhang, who is literally in court because he won't pay his fucking bills, lost hundreds of million of Euros to win Coppa Italias?

Jesus that is embarrassing.

to be fair, he spent hundreds of millions to win Coppa Italias AND make @Cloren sad about all the major trophies they are winning.

 

[Cloren]

come get your mans @Cloren

Nah man I love this stat so much.

I advise Gerry to break the bank and get Inzaghi, he would then be able to celebrate a CL again

 

[Pippo]

I know I was honestly joking.

I left Reddit last season and came to post here instead. Was getting too annoyed

I experienced that first hand when I got downvoted to oblivion when I called Kessie a snake when he refused to sign for us or got bashed for suggesting that Pioli embarrassed us tactically in the first game vs Chelsea by not teaching our players to handle set pieces, playing Dest as RB and blaming the injuries on his fitness staff.

Of course now they bash Pioli but mentioning some of his deficits in the start of this season was sacrilegious. They needed January to realise it.

Milan reddit is utterly embarrassing. I browse it on occasion just to have a laugh. Those guys have no idea what they're talking about and have the worst takes imaginable.

 

[Samaldinho]

Imagine if Pioli had just a modicum of tactical sense, we would have been in that final, with 90 minutes to shit-house our way to an 8th CL win.

But no, the man doesn't understand that you don't go all out attack on a team that... wants you to do that.

Even Pep, the biggest bottler in history, knew that "hey, I can't just attack like normal... that's what... they want me to do."

Jesus, imagine losing to Pep in a final. Hahahahahahaha. Pep has gotten knocked out by Tottenham. Lyon. Monaco.

Bakayoko knocked Pep out of the CL, hahahahahaha. Tuchel got fired by Chelsea and he beat Pep.

And Inter lost.

 

[RBaggio]

Oh my god what happened here? I thought Pioli would have more pull? I thought giving Pioli the keys would be solution to all our problems. I thought without Maldini dragging Pioli down, he’d be unleashed and get everything you want. Huh?

But maybe we actually need a legendary icon who could convince players to join because of his pull that they would even accept a bench role?

It is bullshit. Maldini tried for same player last year and didn’t convince. He will play in Roma he can play in Milan, he will also get 4 m from Roma but not from Milan. People think like a kid. Of course getting a phone call from maldini is good thing but it doesn’t change the decision. Players look at the project and the money they get. It doesn’t matter a fucking legend or a no name person say you will get 6 m a year. Come to real world man

 

[sheva]

btw, crazy how for most of the match you could only hear inter fans, city fans maybe only 5 minutes after the goal

italy is outdated but not filled with plastic fans

 

[punisher]

btw, crazy how for most of the match you could only hear inter fans, city fans maybe only 5 minutes after the goal

italy is outdated but not filled with plastic fans

True that

 

[Milan10]

Losing 1-0 in “we could have won but for” fashion is more than I could have asked for. I just wish it had been an extremely controversial penalty but you can’t be greedy.

 

[papaberlu]

btw, crazy how for most of the match you could only hear inter fans, city fans maybe only 5 minutes after the goal

italy is outdated but not filled with plastic fans

United could sign peak Messi and the fans wouldn't turn out like Roma fans for Dybala

Italy is special

 

[pippofan]

never wanted Tielemans anyway, he has an annoying face

we were linked with Chukwuemeka last summer too weren’t we? I remember his videos being really good

There are two kinds of players that I don't want at Milan: Belgians and players whose last names are impossible to pronounce.

 

[Pippo]

btw, crazy how for most of the match you could only hear inter fans, city fans maybe only 5 minutes after the goal

italy is outdated but not filled with plastic fans

I unfortunately sat behind the inter fan section at San Siro in the first leg game of CL against them. The chants you could hear on TV today were giving me horrific flashbacks.

 

[Sheva0172]

btw, crazy how for most of the match you could only hear inter fans, city fans maybe only 5 minutes after the goal

italy is outdated but not filled with plastic fans

Its not that crazy. English are peasants, probably drunk as fuck already at 1pm. It just happened they support a club that got bought by an arab with billions. This is how they cope, and why their country is in shambles.

 

[pippofan]

Bringing Carney in a Tomori-like deal, wouldn't be a bad idea. People who are familiar with him rave about him. Chelsea just have so many players, they had trouble running training sessions, lol.

Casadei looks like the next great Italian midfielder. Italy still is producing top midfielders and defenders. I would rather spend 20m on Casadei than Baldanzi.

I don't think Chelsea will let go of Casadei who left Inter youth system to move to England.

 

[Cloren]

 

[Samaldinho]

I don't think Chelsea will let go of Casadei who left Inter youth system to move to England.

They are a stupid club run by a moron, let me dream, please.

 

[Ryo]

Losing 1-0 in “we could have won but for” fashion is more than I could have asked for. I just wish it had been an extremely controversial penalty but you can’t be greedy.

Best part of it all is that this is their peak.
They now have to dismantle their team with 7 or 8 players leaving for free and a 375M debt to be repaid May 2024.