The Rumour Commode XLVIII: Tare Tare Sauce

[vB9]

Jashari 40 mil hihihi brugges thinks this is paolo not frulani cunt he woulnt pay that for prime messi

im not happy with you, PS... you made a big feck off list of Balkan players & you didnt name Dejan... not cool, bro

 

[Massaro94]

Theo with the potential he has/d, is one of the biggest disappointements in modern football.

He's a dumb player...

I remember a ucl match last season... we had the chance for an easy break on 2 or more occasions. Leao had made the run and was in oceans of space....this donkey instead of playing it into rafas run plays it behind thus leao has to break stride and both times the counter attack was finished.

These are tiny examples of why he won't be missed. Making those key passes are bread and butter for elite players.

One simple pass could have lead to a serious chance...but due to his laziness he ended up killing the chance.

He's not the player rnb hypes him up to be

And on a another note...yes we all love his solos in serie a...but we're there any stand out performances in the ucl???

Even at nt level I remember him giving a crucial penalty kick to England during wc22

Guys just full of stupid mistakes. And there's folks who rank him above Serginho

Lolz

 

[Massaro94]

MN says zinchenko is in pole position to replace Theo.

FFS

Ffs...we can't catch a break man

 

[Fusiproe12]

how old was Benzema when he started playing there

17 y/o iirc

 

[Fusiproe12]

Pretty sure he was, when Nesta got injured or somebody else. And also some season in banter era.
We had a lot of crappy CBs over the years. Gabriel Paletta for example was starter.

Yes, but as you said only because other players were injured: Maldini / Jankulovski / Cafu / Serginho etc

 

[Mr. Anonymous]

You hear what you're saying right?
He's gone to Man City..He's a starter for national team. He was the first midfielder since when to score 10 league goals for us?

You can't just say "weak" leagues will never produce talents.

Ederson for 60mil on probably 3 x salary Jashari will ask for? Then who do we get for the other positions? Noone? We can't buy 60mil players. Accept that.

You're saying we were able to sign Reijnders because we were in the champs. So we can only attract AZ players when we're in the CL. But without CL, we can suddenly afford 60mil players from teams in the UCL..make sense.

Wasn't there just a X/Twitter post from ACMilanPress saying there is no limit on what can be spent for a player or on his salary and to stop tellings lies that this isn't the case.

 

[Massaro94]

It is quite telling that the only offers we received for Theo is from Como, Atletico Madrid, and Al Hilal.

@forward

 

[Allan_Sombrero]

He's a dumb player...

I remember a ucl match last season... we had the chance for an easy break on 2 or more occasions. Leao had made the run and was in oceans of space....this donkey instead of playing it into rafas run plays it behind thus leao has to break stride and both times the counter attack was finished.

These are tiny examples of why he won't be missed. Making those key passes are bread and butter for elite players.

One simple pass could have lead to a serious chance...but due to his laziness he ended up killing the chance.

He's not the player rnb hypes him up to be

And on a another note...yes we all love his solos in serie a...but we're there any stand out performances in the ucl???

Even at nt level I remember him giving a crucial penalty kick to England during wc22

Guys just full of stupid mistakes. And there's folks who rank him above Serginho

Lolz

Perfect example of modern defenders. All physique, no brains.

 

[MW6]

With Lyon relegated, I’d try to poach Mikautadze from them.

 

[finnishhacker]

i have seen this ref whistle 7 times in the past couple of minutes for time wasting, and 0 repercussions for Benfica. nice

 

[LemonCookies]

Never watched the guy, but spending big on players from Belgium feels traumatic. CDK deal no joke got Maldini fired.

 

[MW6]

Perfect example of modern defenders. All physique, no brains.

Also extremely left-footed. It was so easy to cut off his passing-angles.

 

[vB9]

CDK deal no joke got Maldini fired.

he got fired for holding a mirror to jerry & showing him his reality

 

[IL-Capitano]

So what mind blowing moves are taking place ? Are Milan still at the crucial weeks, days, hours, minutes, seconds, Milliseconds, microseconds, nanoseconds, picoseconds, femtoseconds, attoseconds or even zeptoseconds ?

 

[finnishhacker]

and thats why Sane is being shipped to Galatasary

 

[Milaniscool]

He's gone to Lecce on loan according to our leaker

Dang, hopefully he plays often there

 

[Master Smurf]

Owen? he's from the 90s... Rooney is more recent than Owen. wot abt Neymar... Santos is semi top

Rooney was 16 at Everton, Kun was 18 Atletico

If you go to South America then Kun was 15/16 in Argentina and you may find a few others at 17/18

 

[LemonCookies]

he got fired for holding a mirror to jerry & showing him his reality

The mirror back on Maldini wasn’t looking much better.

 

[vB9]

The mirror back on Maldini wasn’t looking much better.

pls... id launch a 1000,000 boats for Paolo

 

[vB9]

Rooney was 16 at Everton, Kun was Atletico

If you go to South America then Kun was 15/16 in Argentina and you may find a few others at 17/18

another member said Benz was 17 at Lyon

 

[ymsv]

didnt we buy sum 19/20yo? played them once or twice & then sold them... fecking dests (management, not players). you need conviction in yrself to play kids

That is why Futuro was created . Unfortunately not very successful until now .

 

[vB9]

sorry, i cant stay here, found a loophole to post memes&gifs... ive catching up to do

 

[grandeacm2]

Memes aside, Bonera was a serviceable player.

Uh no, getting skinned alive by Di Natale is not serviceable by any means
Bonera was bad, he had a good season once but that was it
Like ffs he literally got a red card in his UCL debut with us

Mario Yepes, now that was a serviceable player

The best thing that came out of Bonera was this classic video

 

[nonsonoqui]

Moretto: Milan are ready to send a second bid for Jashari— 27m fixed+ 5m bonuses. Brugges are holding out for 35 m fixed plus bonuses.

 

[Fabio]

I am on desktop.
I don't use mainstream web browsers like Firefox or Chrome. I use Pale Moon browser which sometimes doesn't work optimally with some sites so that's why I speculated it could be the web browser I'm using.

Thanks though

That explains everything

 

[CapitanoMaldini]

 

[Fabio]

It's the nature of the insult. You are Lebanese, you wouldn't like it if I called you Jewish.
I don't generally care about people attacking me, but there's a limit to everything.

Stfu Serbian

 

[AndreiX]

That explains everything

It's like librewolf for boomers

 

[papaberlu]

Moretto: Milan are ready to send a second bid for Jashari— 27m fixed+ 5m bonuses. Brugges are holding out for 35 m fixed plus bonuses.

I don't like where this is going...

hate a rerun

 

[vB9]

It's like librewolf for boomers

have a Q for you: Linux Mint in place of Windows... yes or no?

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